Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The F750 is what you get when you've yet to accept your micro appendage.

[SAT 9,609]

These cars don't get stolen a lot. Neither does cadi.

I meant to say, every hillbilly's dream car is a Ford F750.

Speaking of hillbillies, stretch must be packing her brains out for her trip back to where she came from.

The F750 is what you get when you've yet to accept your micro appendage.

No, you get a Porsche for that...

Didn't Tark say he has a Porsche?

[SAT 9,609]

You guys don't even know what a 750 is lol.

It's like a beer truck. It's no longer the pick up style.

The 650 is the biggest pick up style truck Ford makes. (I think).

No I was wrong. It stops at the 550...

[NikLR 13,227]

I remember a thing saying the escalade was the most stolen vehicle.. in like 2010.. LOL

http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/08/03/most.stolen.cars/

Yes I know what a F750 is

Useless... Like i said, even people with more money than sense figured out it was useless.

Me in 2000

[SAT 9,609]

1- wow man, that surprises even me...

2- how dare you insult hillbilly's dream car!

3- nice beast! And the horse is pretty nice too

And, how dare you not tell us that you were once a hillbilly cowgirl...

[SAT 9,609]

The sex portion of the scandal begins to surface...

http://nypost.com/2016/06/24/hooker-details-mile-high-group-sex-with-nypd-cops/

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Went to the eye doctor and even though I feel like my vision has gotten worse, it isn't bad enough for glasses for distance.

I did however have to get a reading glasses prescription because my eyes need different magnifications. So much fun paying 8 times the price for reading glasses.

Be careful spending a lot of money on glasses. I'm surprise the doctor didn't tell you not to bother with glasses unless you really need them. Your still nursing and the hormones can mess up your vision. Your eyes can change multiple times while nursing and anything you do now may not be good in a month. Heck they can change daily. Pregnancy/childbirth and breastfeeding all are big hormonal changes and till about six months after you've weaned they can't know for certain that the changes are permanent.

My eyes change as my day goes on. If I'm tired they get worse, they are also much more sensitive to light too.

So as you can see I'm online, so it seems like I landed safely on your part of the world

It's quite warm in LA, and we got a really nice car-Ford Escape, so life's good

Have a nice afternoon!

Yay!! Have fun

[TBoneTX 45,309]

So much fun paying Many times the price for reading glasses.

Cheaper in Mexico, Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

I hope Asia didn't listen to me lol...

We all hope that nobody ever listens to you, no man.

And Asia is listening to us, oj tak.

Sensible Asia! Sensible, SENSIBLE Asia!

a) I know this

b) I know this

c) no you wouldn't

d) overkill

e)I KNOW THIS

Also.... I don't want a ford.

Do not irk, displease, or question the fearsome Niki-B., no man!

Edited June 25, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Me in 2000

Fotos of Niki-B. from 2001, 2002, 200Many, 200Many, 200Many, etc., see Niki-B. ma'am!

And, how dare you not tell us that you were once a hillbilly cowgirl...

Sandbagging Niki-B.! Sandbagging, SANDBAGGING Niki-B.!

Be careful spending a lot of money on glasses. I'm surprise the doctor didn't tell you not to bother with glasses unless you really need them. Your still nursing and the hormones can mess up your vision. Your eyes can change multiple times while nursing and anything you do now may not be good in a month. Heck they can change daily. Pregnancy/childbirth and breastfeeding all are big hormonal changes and till about Many months after you've weaned they can't know for certain that the changes are permanent.

Do not question* the very-often-pregnant and parturient Ontarklar, no man!

*except the duration of post-weaning months, sigh man

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Set yet another all-time POTS sales record, $i man.

Arrived at casa just as Mexican yard-crew was finishing at neighbor's house, si men.

Had Mrs. T-B. recruit them for string-trimming, not done by us in 2 years man.

Mexican in back yard had to repair his trimmer twice, big job man.

Cost = $Many + half-gallon of Gatorade, worth it once every 2 years man.

We then mowed entire lawn and almost didn't kill ourself, oj tak & nie.

Meanwhile, Mrs. T-B. in pre-Mama-Mrs.-T-B.-arrival cleaning frenzy, uncharacteristic she man.

Kitchen-cleaning unearthed a nearly full bag of cheaps, crisis temporarily averted man.

We are rapidly regaining weight lost during mow-lawning, ingest cheaps man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Many GSs/ESs itineraried for Saturday, hopeful for smorgasbord man.

However, rain forecast for late morn, hold off man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Almost time to pick a new thread-name, arguably our turn again man.

However, we might graciously step aside in favo(u)r of others, gracious we man.

Mucho more about which to write, newsworthy man.

However, cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', non-Commie-babes with tightly withheld +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

I am so happy when there's a thread that I want to post in but don't. Then after a bit someone says exactly what I was thinking

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Be careful spending a lot of money on glasses. I'm surprise the doctor didn't tell you not to bother with glasses unless you really need them. Your still nursing and the hormones can mess up your vision. Your eyes can change multiple times while nursing and anything you do now may not be good in a month. Heck they can change daily. Pregnancy/childbirth and breastfeeding all are big hormonal changes and till about six months after you've weaned they can't know for certain that the changes are permanent.

My eyes change as my day goes on. If I'm tired they get worse, they are also much more sensitive to light too.

I've been using reading glasses for 4 or 5 years but have had a problem with them either not being powerful enough or seeming like the lenses were tilted wrong. Turns out that it is because one strength is too low and the next one is too high for one of my eyes so it throws it off. I read several books a week, so it is a quality of life issue for me and recently I've been unable to read small print books without glasses. My mother uses pretty strong reading glasses, so this is no surprise, but the optometrist told me it has to do with some part of the eye being less flexible as you get older.

I'm pretty close to weaning at the moment too, I'm done with one side because I couldn't take the bleb of doom that wouldn't go away and the other I'm down to two or three times a day. The little Dane seems to be able to drink whole milk now without issue.