Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Damn, dollars are SO expensive right now!

Last we checked, $1 cost $1, oj tak.

To me, the Euro should be worth about Many cent US....

And the pound should be worth about Many ounces....

Foreign currencies' desired worths precised, duh man.

1. I gotta get to the office

2. Or they report me missing....

1. :rofl: , man

2. Too late, missing man.

Last day for Father's Day POTS orders with 2-day shipping, time's wasting man.

Tomorrow, we can attempt but not guarantee Saturday delivery, plan ahead man.

[Ontarkie 14,369]

All right. I'm in the office. But I drove by the water, it laid down. So, I should go fishing again...

Stretch ya want me ta send you a fish?

Only if your going to smoke it first I don't want stinky fish showing up in the mail.

Oh I forgot to mention what i was doing all day yesterday.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Oh I forgot to mention what i was doing all day yesterday.

And you just forgot again, ADD D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Customers worldwide want a pre-owned toilet seat, frantic desperation man.

Must fill plethora of orders, starting now man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with or without ADD and +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,369]

So 8:30am I take the #3 boy to go get his license. He just passed the driving part.

I needed to renew mine so it worked out good. We get 8 year licenses now

Come home to make sure our insurance guy is in the office today and find out when it's a good time to pop in.

Hillbilly calls tells me he called the agent. (drives me nuts) Trying to tell me we don't need to get the plastic card he can go over now to get the insurance. I tell him we're done already.

Hillbilly will not listen to me that we can't register the boy's car till we get his insurance.

He's annoyed that I need to go there twice then.

I tell him no we can't do the assessment at the little office we need to go to Sherwood. He still doesn't listen I tell him too bad we are done already.

Oh and what does he care, he's not taking the boy to do anything I am

So we get the car insured and then head home because the Tornado had to get three shots.

I get her ready Hillbilly comes home and we head out to the Pedi's.

She's growing like a weed, they test her hearing and eyes. Pass both. Pedi is impressed with her language and was getting a real kick out of her. (having older brothers has corrupted her)

She gets the shots, cries a bit. I expected much worse.

Well Hillbilly felt so bad that it hurt he asked her if she wanted to go to build a bear

She finds a horse, names it Twinkle.

We go out to lunch to Davids burgers.

Tornado wanted a grill cheese with bacon on the side. They messed up and put it in, but she was fine with that.

We ate headed home, Hillbilly went back to work.

I get the kids all settled and then take the boy to register the car.

Now he has a mustang to drive and insurance.

Then takes himself to work.

Later we jump in the pool and I taught the Tornado to swim.

[Ontarkie 14,369]

Ok I think it may be safe to say you guys and gals are awesome.

Thank you so much. The Tornado is bouncing off the walls with all her friends sending her mail.

I'm going to put all these cards in her baby box.

Big Brother took out his globe to show her where NY, MN, Tx , Poland and Japan and where we are so she can see how far.

I don't think she gets it but one day she will.

[SAT 9,609]

We should put Texas in Poland, and say, "no backsies, suckers!"...

[SAT 9,609]

I don't want stinky fish showing up in the mail.

But fermented fish is a Dutch delicacy...

[Ontarkie 14,369]

We should put Texas in Poland, and say, "no backsies, suckers!"...

But fermented fish is a Dutch delicacy...

Well they can keep it.

[SAT 9,609]

Well they can keep it.

How dare you insult my friend Dutch's national fish!

[Ontarkie 14,369]

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

How dare you insult my friend Dutch's national fish!

Isn't that stuff put in lye or something? It isn't really a Danish thing so much, but more of a Norwegian thing.

I recall the Dane cooking some sort of Spam like patty made of fish eggs or fish parts when we were in Denmark. I couldn't even stand to be in the apartment. Barf. One of the neighbors was cooking something equally profane when we walked into the building one day and my husband just nonchalantly remarks "oh they must be cooking fish meat balls". I find it disturbing that he knew the smell intimately enough to name it and that such things are considered ok to do within half a mile of other people.

[SAT 9,609]

Isn't that stuff put in lye or something? It isn't really a Danish thing so much, but more of a Norwegian thing.

I recall the Dane cooking some sort of Spam like patty made of fish eggs or fish parts when we were in Denmark. I couldn't even stand to be in the apartment. Barf. One of the neighbors was cooking something equally profane when we walked into the building one day and my husband just nonchalantly remarks "oh they must be cooking fish meat balls". I find it disturbing that he knew the smell intimately enough to name it and that such things are considered ok to do within half a mile of other people.

1- oh yeah...lye....yum yum...I saw them ferment a fat shark's fat in Iceland, on Andrew zimmern.

2- see? Dutch knows good when he smells it...

[Asia 2,498]

What's the rate for you?

Well, in the morning 1 USD was like 3.9985 PLN

Then it dropped to 3.9383 PLN, so one of my automatic transactions got through.

But just last week it was 3.7998!

Maybe the difference it's not much, but when I need to buy 1,000 USD, every little cent is important

[NikLR 13,231]

Omg ketchup chips!! All dressed chips!! /miss