Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

the stupid stuff

No it's not good of his parents

Do NOT irk, displease, or off-tick the ranting Ontarklar, NO man!

Oh and now it looks like we won't be going to Canada in July.

Why you ask?

Well let me tell you!

It's because the turkey finally realized our roof needs to be replaced. The whole thing is rotting out, decking and all and not in just one spot the whole roof!

Oh and guess what I told him that before he bought the dang house. He put it off for so long that now he can't wait any longer it's really just a matter of time before the roof caves in.

And yes I told him it needed to be done many many times a year. Never listens to me. Now it's going to cost even more to fix it and it's to big of a job for me, I don't want to do it!

So now he's all I'm going to to have to get a second job now.

Well guess what buddy I don't care I told you long ago and I even told you not to buy this house when you have no clue how to fix things.

Days like today I wish I never sold my house, I'd be gone by now!

Do NOT... uh, do not... uh, do not... uh, don't... uh... oj nie...

you have my moral support.

"When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a-moray..."

Let him have it, D ma'am... oh... uh... you did, si D ma'am...

Edited June 8, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We are trying to out-figger how to help Ontarklar keep a roof over her head, think man.

Pre-owned toilet seats help to repel the elements, truly man.

However, we are sadly short of inventory and can spare too few for adequate roofing, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

This eve, we went to Many (2+1) Walgreens, si man.

At one, we bought all their remaining chocolate Easter bunnies, Russell Stover man.

They were marked down Many% to only about half of half a buck each, steal man.

We just ate the first one, ingest man.

We (think that we) just avoided ripping the bondings off our front teeth, don't bite hard stuff man.

If one falls off, we'll have to return to Mexico pronto for warrantied repairs, pearly whites man.

We delayed last time until we also needed our hairs cut, get deal on that too man.

However, we will not need our hairs cut for Many weeks, local guy scalped us man.

We shall either have to pre-destroy the chocolate Easter bunnies or forgo them, decisions man.

This is a major crisis, egad man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

If it makes Ontarklar feel any better, see man:

We just had to replace the A/C at the rental casa at obscene expense, emergency basis man.

This in concert with major mold-remediation just Many days before that, emergency basis man.

This atop major foundation repairs just a couple of months before, obscene expense man.

This atop necessary tree-removal and structural adjustments before that, obscene expense man.

This atop carpet-replacement necessitated by the previous sow rentress, grrrRRR man.

This atop irritating cosmetic orders from the illegitimate-male-child HOA, burn in purgatory man.

Sigh, man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Our wounds from Saturday's accident haven't totally stopped bleeding, leak this information man.

If it keeps up, might probably should see the doc, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with or without +1 inventories!

Edited June 8, 2016 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Ontarkie, just keep kicking his bottom every day!

I can only imagine how angry you are...

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Now that's a rant and a half!

You musta been stewing for days.

I know that my words can't fix anything. Nor will they sooth you.

But you have my moral support.

Yes I've been stewing

Oh he's going to get a back fat I told you so later too!

Thanks.

Thanks Tbone, Asia sadly I think he more like his parents then he knows.

[NikLR 13,227]

My husband is also horrible at maintaining the house. The gutters need to be cleaned but do you think he can do it? No. The lawn needs to be mowed. He never cleans the bbq. I do all the dishes, the cooking, the washing etc... he did try the washing but i was scared he would break the dryer (no you cant put two or three full washing loads to dry at the same time. Thats too many jeans and towels at once.) His dad is all about tidying up but they both (his mom and dad) just did it themselves vs teaching their kids how to do anything.

[Caryh 5,206]

I just had some retard lawyer say to me, and I quote,

"It's not about perception, it's about how it looks"

And people are always quoting lawyers like they're gods. Law schools churn out lawyers like McDonalds churns out hamburgers.

I guess they are screwed.

Well if they get screwed, they may not need those personal items.

[Caryh 5,206]

Men are just stupid sometimes. I feel for you. Its a shame so many men grow up not being able to fix things. I even taught my daughters how to fix things. Tell your husband the guys in the forum are cutting two cards off of his man card for not being able to fix a roof.

Oh and now it looks like we won't be going to Canada in July.

Why you ask?

Well let me tell you!

It's because the turkey finally realized our roof needs to be replaced. The whole thing is rotting out, decking and all and not in just one spot the whole roof!

Oh and guess what I told him that before he bought the dang house. He put it off for so long that now he can't wait any longer it's really just a matter of time before the roof caves in.

And yes I told him it needed to be done many many times a year. Never listens to me. Now it's going to cost even more to fix it and it's to big of a job for me, I don't want to do it!

So now he's all I'm going to to have to get a second job now.

Well guess what buddy I don't care I told you long ago and I even told you not to buy this house when you have no clue how to fix things.

Days like today I wish I never sold my house, I'd be gone by now!

[SAT 9,609]

Yes I've been stewing

Oh he's going to get a back fat I told you so later too!

Thanks.

Thanks Tbone, Asia sadly I think he more like his parents then he knows.

You're gonna need an air compressor, and a couple of air nailers....

[Caryh 5,206]

So I went to the dentist yesterday, a cracked tooth was supposed to get prepped for a crown. Not fun to begin with, but it turns out the crack had a cavity in it. As the dentist is drilling happily away and saying, relax you lip please, for the manyth time, she decides to stop and take an x-ray. How the heck to you relax your lip when its already stretched to the max with many implements from both the dentist and the assistant, plus multiple chunks of cotton and a wedge forcing your mouth open? After removal of many implements and many pieces of cotton the assistant takes an x-ray and the dentist announces I need a root canal. So today I'm off to get the root canal completed, to be followed by two more visits to the dentist to finish prepping then installing the crown. Is it any wonder I hate dentists?

You're gonna need an air compressor, and a couple of air nailers....

why does she need a compressor and nailers to make stew?

[SAT 9,609]

Where's Tooth 8.....

why does she need a compressor and nailers to make stew?

You ###### moron, to accidentally shoot a nail into Hillbilly's azz.......duh!

I have a Porter cable compressor. Man I love tools.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Where's Tooth 8.....

You ###### moron, to accidentally shoot a nail into Hillbilly's azz.......duh!

I have a Porter cable compressor. Man I love tools.....

It's in my mouth right now. It doesn't feel good at all right now.

She didn't say she wanted to shoot him. And why not use the shotgun in the pickmeuptruck if she was going to?

Give the porter back his compressor you thief!