Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[SAT 9,609]

ok I'm not talking to you guys no mo.

I gotta go install the new satellite receiver on the boat and see if I can fix the GPS if I'm gonna do any fishin'

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

how long is the drive?

About 5 and a half hours.

[SAT 9,609]

GPS once again, will land the boat on a dime and give me 9 cents change...

About 5 and a half hours.

Hey maybe Dutch likes to drive, coming from that tiny little hole on the planet...

[SAT 9,609]

There were a big ole blue crab and a monk fish in my crab cage...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Nah, he doesn't. I drove the last leg because he gets sleepy after 10 pm.

Listening to Al Franken talk and thinking he is lackluster.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm thinking about eating it...

[TBoneTX 45,324]

He is still up. I hope there isn't other people in the neighboring rooms.

It's in his, and by extension their, job description(s), hear wee man.

Why hotels & motels have paper-thin walls mystifies us, grrr man.

So he slept from Many:Many to Many:Many, woke up to eat, then went back to sleep until Many:Many, when he promptly began his inconsolable screaming. I had to have the Dane bring him down to the lobby and outside.

Time frames of sleep/eat/scream precised, sigh ma'am.

About Many and a half hours.

That's a long drive, sigh ma'am.

There were a big ole blue crab and a monk fish in my crab cage...

"Waiter! Do you catch crabs here?"

Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a short-order seafood restaurant?

One was the fish friar; the other was the chip monk, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

Nah, he doesn't. I drove the last leg because he gets sleepy after 10 pm.

Listening to Al Franken talk and thinking he is lackluster.

Here are the HeJew national hotdogs I got....

The investor's side of me couldn't help but notice, HeJew national is owned by ConAgra.....

[SAT 9,609]

I'll have to get in the water to scrape the barnacles off the transducers and trim tabs....

Edited June 4, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Here's a pic of Tark....

Here's the failed part.....

And, speaking of failures, where's Darklar.....

[TBoneTX 45,324]

"Waiter! Do you serve crabs here, huh man?"

Rained from 2-a.m. bedtime through Many-a.m. wakeup, all wet man.

Embarked on GS trail regardless, intrepid we man.

First GS overpriced with nothing of interest, bought nothing man.

Second GS phantom, grrrRRRRR man.

Many'rd GS a book sale at a church, indoors man.

We got Mini-B. Many (2x2x2+2) brand-new books in Spanish, bilingual wee man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. can read them to him during her visit, think ahead we man.

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2), deal man.

We are currently eating the bottom half of a can of Original Pringles, bought ourself cheap man.

We ate the first half already, pre-ingest man.

Mrs. T-B. to call soon re caucus for lunch, call soon she man.

[SAT 9,609]

waiter, can you throw that guy out for keep telling the same stupid dum ### retarded joke 10000 times?

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Special offer, see man:

Those who pre-request a Father's Day POTS (or more than one) will have their orders processed first on Monday, act now special offer expires soon valid only for first Many respondents man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

waiter, can you throw that guy out for keep telling the same stupid dum ### retarded joke Many times?

Waiter, can you throw that guy out for blowing P-math for the Many'th time, huh man?

Maritime jokes, see man:

In ancient Rome, deli workers were told that they could eat anything they wanted during the lunch hour -- anything, that is, except the smoked salmon. Thus were created the world's first anti-lox breaks, si man.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned, sea man.

[SAT 9,609]

I'll take a hundred.

Send the bill to Gandalf.

And, send him the seats too, I dun want it.