Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

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Went to BJ's. I got Tiff all figured out. No wonder why she loves going to BJ's with me...

Her thuggy friends asks her to get stuff for them, like diapers, detergent, etc....

I pay for the whole , they pay her back, she pockets the $$!

She's rippin' me off man!

The take for her today? About 2 hunnit bucks.

And I had to drive around to drop off the !

My head is killing me, my eyes are hurting. I can't see worth beans and the light sensitivity is ridiculous!

Why?

Jedi?

There's gotta be something else.

I can't type....cut my index finger replacing a blade on a utility knife...

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I can't see worth beans

Come ta think of it, don't they say that if you masturbate too much, you'll go blind?

BTW I bought like fiddy dollars worth of kielbasa from that Polish joint for my BBQ.

And, speaking of kielbasa, where's Asia?

She must be at her folks celebrating Memorial day, except, they forgot what they're memorializing...

And, speaking of masturbating, where's Tark.....

[Ontarkie 14,231]

My eyes started within hours of the Jedi being born. It's a hormonal change that can happen from pregnancy, birth or nursing. Since I have was nursing for 2 years they can't tell if it's temporary of permanent damage till my body goes back to normal. That is usually 6 months after weaning.

Oh man why did you mention kielbasa, that was some good stuff

Now don't you know it hurts when you go cutting yourself, stop doing that!!

Hope your finger heals quickly!

[Ontarkie 14,231]

ok I need to take the kids outside bbl!

[NikLR 13,227]

Wow. Little scam artist.

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She's a little fiend all right....

Now I'm dreading the preparation for my Memorial weekend BBQ.....

Oh man why did you mention kielbasa, that was some good stuff

I'll send you and the hill some more by July 4th.

So the hillbilly can can stuff himself on Polish food on American Independence day....

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Man if I could send some a these to you guys, I would.

Just so you can say, ", Steve knows his steaks!"

Now I gotta work on the ribs and rack of lamb....

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oh btw, Tiff is now a redhead.....

[NikLR 13,227]

Oh really? My bils wife is apparently blue...

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Marge Simpson...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

oh btw, Tiff is now a redhead.....

Tiff is looking good lately.

[NikLR 13,227]

Marge Simpson...

Is about 20x more attractive than my hubs SIL.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff is looking good lately

It's not THAT kinda red...

hmm...maybe tiff knows I like redheads...

Is about 20x more attractive than my hubs SIL.

Kinky...

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Ok now to marinade the chicken thighs...

[Ontarkie 14,231]

A few times I thought about going red. I always change me mind I have way to much hair to do and it would cost a bloody fortune!