Old MacDonald Had a Rant...

[SAT 9,609]

Well, I was just using it as an example.

How about medicine? You're not going to learn trauma better than kings county hospital (gun shot).

You're not learning how to reattach a limb elsewhere, etc....

And where can you learn how to build a nuclear carrier?

The list is endless.

You're fooling yourself if you think anyone can surpass our education.

[NikLR 13,227]

http://www.topuniversities.com/subject-rankings/2016

[SAT 9,609]

Thanks Nik.

While I always stand by my belief that it's the student that makes the school, it's the school that has the resources for that student to excel.

That list is full Ivies and "hidden Ivies". Those schools have unbelievable endowments.

Did I mention that even xi jing ping's only child, attended Harvard? And she tried to do it incognito...

[SAT 9,609]

Btw, not one college in Texas made any of those lists

[TBoneTX 45,328]

Tark probably even made the trip to NYC for a couple of them.

We're saving that dime for GSs this weekend, appropriate fund allocation man.

Tark too cheap. Sends wife alone to NYC.

Tark sends wife alone to Nueva York so that he can spend quality time with the rubias, whee man.

At least I don't wear dead people shirts like you...

At least we don't overpay retail for white shirts, and then spill coffee on them, man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served the leftover chicken lasagna, ingest with glee man.

Edited May 27, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

He also collecting dead people underwear...

No one can tell exactly who donates the finds in the resale shops, no man.

you have a bit of time before requesting your refund on Tiff.

Where's the minus-Many button, huh man? He should have applied months -- nay, man, years ago.

Btw, not one college in Texas made any of those lists

That's because we prefer to keep our superior educational institutions secret from droves of eager furrin Nueva York interlopers, see man.

Edited May 27, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

Short week's POTS quota readily met and exceeded, $i man.

At the casa, Mini-B. wanted to spend time with us, wee with we man.

Watched qubo with him, psycho shows on there man.

Raced him upstairs, wee beat we man.

Shared alternate page-readings of "The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat," we then wee then we then wee man.

Played "throw Teddy" variant, involving smacking teddy bear with a plastic sword baseball-style, whack man.

Built towers of wooden blocks into which to crash trains, construct-&-smash man.

At bedtime, Mini-B. out like light, zzz wee man.

We had a good nap, too, zzz we man.

Edited May 27, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

Mrs. T-B. productive, productive she man.

Mrs. T-B. up-cleaned garage entry, can maneuver now man.

She designated approximately Many of her Many,000 purses for donation, finally man.

She created several bags of garbage for curbsiding, duly achieved man.

However, Mrs. T-B. productive, productive she man.

In 2 days, she somehow managed to use or sully EVERY fork in the casa, headshake man.

In 2 days, she somehow managed to use or sully Many,000 steak-knives, headshake man.

We shall inventory these after de-dishing the warsher, 1 2 Many man.

[TBoneTX 45,328]

A donation item = one of the Purrfect Posts scratched on by Old Cat, miss miu man.

New cat never used it, prefers furniture miu man.

We are keeping other Purrfect Post scratched on by Old Cat, miss miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,328]

Warsher de-dished and silverware inventoried, hold on to your hats man.

In 2 days, Mrs. T-B. used or sullied...

...Many (2x2x2x2+1) steak-knives, and Many (2+1) table-knives, cut she man;

Many (2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2+1) forks, stab she man; and

Many (2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2) teaspoons, scoop she man.

The teaspoon inventory is actually a bit below the usual, prolific sullier she man.

[TBoneTX 45,328]

Cat associates de-dishing with servicing, so we brushed cat thoroughly, sleek miu man.

Cat has since come up to park in our lap, corpulent purring soft-&-juicy miu man.

Sleek, newly brushed cat hair (attached to cat) is one of life's greatest joys, exult in miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,328]

(Probably further) cat, then prep zzz man.

Prep shall include Heap Strong cough-medicine, no repeat of last night man.

Mornin', absent babes et al. etc.!

[SAT 9,609]

The nanny has a nasty habit of not closing doors that she opened...

[NikLR 13,227]

Sounds like my husband and my step father, only in relation to cupboards and closets.

[Ontarkie 14,231]

Lol depending on the door I never close doors either

My head is killing me, my eyes are hurting. I can't see worth beans and the light sensitivity is ridiculous!

After August I can get them checked to see if they will go back to normal or not. I'm hoping they go back but no changes yet so I'm guessing the Jedi permanently messed up my eyes!