Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Take 2

[buenavides1 7]

Because they find it safe will all the unwanted stuff above. 

 

 If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

[Wuleii 1]

Because all colors are happy.

 

Why can't cows dance?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because they are exhausted after jumping over the moon 😂

 

Why do some people look at a pig as bacon on 4 legs

[madameMaison 204]

Because they like how Muppets from space move back and forth when they sing.

 

What's it like to be a grown up?

[X Factor 1,112]

Your brain is developed

 

What goes up but never goes down?

[buenavides1 7]

A staircase, but honestly there's still a way down when you are standing upstairs. LOL

 

What would be the most spectacular funeral you could imagine? 

[X Factor 1,112]

Throwing the casket into an active volcano

 

Why shouldn't you date a workmate?

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

Because they are Married.

 

Why would anyone choose popcorn ceilings?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because they are living in the past

 

How do you get rid of squirrels in the attic

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

30 day eviction

 

Why is schoolhouse rock still so cool?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because you are still a teenager a heart

 

Why don't skunks smile?

[Jawaree 717]

Would drinking a Carona beer cause thé virus

[X Factor 1,112]

If you drink the beer backwash

 

Why don't skunks smile

 

 

[frodolives 7]

On 7/7/2020 at 6:05 PM, X Factor said:

If you drink the beer backwash

 

Why don't skunks smile

 

 

Because they know they stink.

 

When lightning strikes the sea, why don't all the fish die?

[X Factor 1,112]

Because salt water isn't a good conductor of electricity

 

What do you find at the end of a rainbow?