Installing Love

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Subject: Fw: Installing Love

>>>Installing Love

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

>>>

>>>Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.

>>>Can

>>>you guide me through the process?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

>>>

>>>Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I

>>>do first?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located

>>>your Heart?

>>>

>>>Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it

>>>okay to install

>>>Love while they are running?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: What programs are running ?

>>>

>>>Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and

>>>Resentment

>>>running right now.

>>>

>>>Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your

>>>current

>>>operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no

>>>longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-

>>>Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you

>>>have to completely t urn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs

>>>prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

>>>

>>>Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke

>>>Forgiveness. Do this as

>>>many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely

>>>erased.

>>>

>>>Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that

>>>normal?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You

>>>need to begin

>>>connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

>>>

>>>Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -

>>>Program not run on

>>>external components." What should I do?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to

>>>run on Internal

>>>Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms,

>>>it

>>>simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

>>>

>>>Customer: So, what should I do?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following

>>>files: Forgive-Self;

>>>Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

>>>

>>>Customer: Okay, done.

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system

>>>will overwrite

>>>any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you

>>>need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty

>>>your

>>>Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

>>>

>>>Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is

>>>playing on my

>>>monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My

>>>Heart. Is this normal?

>>>

>>>Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually

>>>everything gets it at

>>>the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before

>>>we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules

>>>to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return

>>>some cool modules back to you.