The Gettysburg Address – the Donald Trump Version

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http://angrystaffofficer.com/2016/03/08/the-gettysburg-address-the-donald-trump-version/

It was a long time ago I dont think anyone can even remember, but I can remember, I have a great memory, Ive got the best memory ever. These guys, they made the most special thing, really, really special. Where everyone was free and everything was great, just the way Ive made America, I really, really mean that.

Now weve got these people I dont like these people, let me tell you, theyre really awful, they said, Hey Trump, youve got small hands, and so I went after them, I really did, I sued them, and what did they do? They decided they wanted a fight and I said, Okay, well see whos still here in a few years, and see, were still here, on this battlefield. Its a yuge battlefield, and its really, really, great, its so special. See, weve built this cemetery, so how big it is? Its so special. And these guys weve got the best guys they tell me, Hey Donald, give us someone who can lead us and well beat these rebels, and so I made things happen its what I do and boom, look, weve got this big, big win. These guys died winning, and Im sure that makes their families just so, so happy, all this winning. Its really great that we can be here to make this place special because of all the winning they did.

But really, we cant make this place any more special than they did by winning so hard, unless its to build a brand new Trump Towers Gettysburg thats right ladies and gentlemen, thats right, right here, right where youre standing, were going to build this yuge tower, and oh my goodness, it will be so special, so big. Youll just get sick from how big it is. You say to yourself, Hey, I wonder if anyone will remember this place. And now you dont have to wonder anymore because youll be able to see it from miles and miles away, thats how yuge it will be. Well make those rebels remember this place where they lost, where they became losers. I really hate losers. I hate them so much that were going to keep on winning, just to show them how much of losers they really are, thats what were going to do. What these guys did and theyre just the best, so special well, were going to make sure that what they won for is going to be kept alive forever. Know what Im going to do? Im going to build a wall, a yuge wall, really, really yuge, all along the Mason-Dixon Line, and know what? Im gonna make Jeff Davis pay for it, I really am. That guys such a loser, its why I hate him so much, and I think its what the guys that won here would really want. Im just going to keep this great country really great, and yuge, just like me. Were going to keep winning until were so tired of winning that youll have to thank me for making everything so great. My government is going to be around for a while, so get used to that winning.

Oh hey, look, weve got someone yelling about issues over there. Whats that? Slavery? Throw that guy outta here, get him out, this is about winning, and hes a loser.

And in case youve forgotten the original. To maybe cleanse the palate.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate we can not consecrate we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

[Rob L 3,811]

http://angrystaffofficer.com/2016/03/08/the-gettysburg-address-the-donald-trump-version/

It was a long time ago I dont think anyone can even remember, but I can remember, I have a great memory, Ive got the best memory ever. These guys, they made the most special thing, really, really special. Where everyone was free and everything was great, just the way Ive made America, I really, really mean that.

Now weve got these people I dont like these people, let me tell you, theyre really awful, they said, Hey Trump, youve got small hands, and so I went after them, I really did, I sued them, and what did they do? They decided they wanted a fight and I said, Okay, well see whos still here in a few years, and see, were still here, on this battlefield. Its a yuge battlefield, and its really, really, great, its so special. See, weve built this cemetery, so how big it is? Its so special. And these guys weve got the best guys they tell me, Hey Donald, give us someone who can lead us and well beat these rebels, and so I made things happen its what I do and boom, look, weve got this big, big win. These guys died winning, and Im sure that makes their families just so, so happy, all this winning. Its really great that we can be here to make this place special because of all the winning they did.

But really, we cant make this place any more special than they did by winning so hard, unless its to build a brand new Trump Towers Gettysburg thats right ladies and gentlemen, thats right, right here, right where youre standing, were going to build this yuge tower, and oh my goodness, it will be so special, so big. Youll just get sick from how big it is. You say to yourself, Hey, I wonder if anyone will remember this place. And now you dont have to wonder anymore because youll be able to see it from miles and miles away, thats how yuge it will be. Well make those rebels remember this place where they lost, where they became losers. I really hate losers. I hate them so much that were going to keep on winning, just to show them how much of losers they really are, thats what were going to do. What these guys did and theyre just the best, so special well, were going to make sure that what they won for is going to be kept alive forever. Know what Im going to do? Im going to build a wall, a yuge wall, really, really yuge, all along the Mason-Dixon Line, and know what? Im gonna make Jeff Davis pay for it, I really am. That guys such a loser, its why I hate him so much, and I think its what the guys that won here would really want. Im just going to keep this great country really great, and yuge, just like me. Were going to keep winning until were so tired of winning that youll have to thank me for making everything so great. My government is going to be around for a while, so get used to that winning.

Oh hey, look, weve got someone yelling about issues over there. Whats that? Slavery? Throw that guy outta here, get him out, this is about winning, and hes a loser.

And in case youve forgotten the original. To maybe cleanse the palate.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate we can not consecrate we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

http://youtu.be/ndmcgAsA1aI

[Rob L 3,811]

The Gettysburg address is one of the most interesting pieces. Of American literature. The speech I s less than two minutes long and was a major contribution to western democracy. The phrase that "government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." Is actually translated literally in t o the modern French constitution

Edited March 29, 2016 by Rob L

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Hahahaha that's just like Trump.

[da doufu 5]

How come Lincoln only released the slaves in the South and not in the North ?

How come U.S. Grant (South) released all of his slaves before the war and R. E. Lee (North) held his slaves well after the war?

Food for thought.

Trump 2016 - 2024 !!!!

[Transborderwife 4,666]

How come Lincoln only released the slaves in the South and not in the North ?

How come U.S. Grant (South) released all of his slaves before the war and R. E. Lee (North) held his slaves well after the war?

Food for thought.

Trump 2016 - 2024 !!!!

Silly rabbit, Trumps are for kids. Plus, everyone knows Kanye is going to be pres in 2020. He's already following in Trump's footsteps by having a wife who's been nude on camera