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OriZ Mentor

OriZ   3,157

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Cheese with that?

Actually yes please, I would like some cheese. whatcha got for me?

09/14/2012: Sent I-130
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01/08/2013: Received Case Number/IIN; DS-3032/I-864 Bill
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01/18/2013: DS-3032 Accepted; Received IV Bill
01/23/2013: Paid I-864 Bill; Paid IV Bill
02/05/2013: IV Package Sent
02/18/2013: AOS Package Sent
03/22/2013: Case complete
05/06/2013: Interview Scheduled

06/05/2013: Visa issued!

06/28/2013: VISA RECEIVED

07/09/2013: POE - EWR. Went super fast and easy. 5 minutes of waiting and then just a signature and finger print.

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05/06/2016: One month late - overnighted form N-400.

06/01/2016: Original Biometrics appointment, had to reschedule due to being away.

07/01/2016: Biometrics Completed.

08/17/2016: Interview scheduled & approved.

09/16/2016: Scheduled oath ceremony.

09/16/2016: THE END - 4 year long process all done!

 

 

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Two points: Women of all shapes are beautiful but if you have to pick a few flat chested women from the celebrity realm that are out of your league try Taylor Swift, Clare Danes, Natalie Portman, Ch

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i can't imagine why anyone would - i can barely taste the strychnine!

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seconds, dear?

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Actually yes please, I would like some cheese. whatcha got for me?

SCOUT: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

OWNER: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

SCOUT: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

OWNER: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

SCOUT: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

OWNER: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

SCOUT: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

OWNER: Sorry, sir.

SCOUT: Red Windsor?

OWNER: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

SCOUT: Ah. Stilton?

OWNER: Sorry.

SCOUT: Ementhal? Gruyere?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Lipta?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Lancashire?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: White Stilton?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Danish Brew?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Double Goucester?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Cheshire?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Dorset Bluveny?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Camembert, perhaps?

OWNER: Ah! We have Camembert, yessir.

SCOUT: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

OWNER: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

SCOUT: Oh, I like it runny.

OWNER: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

SCOUT: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

OWNER: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

SCOUT: I don't care how blinking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

OWNER: Oooooooooohhh........!

SCOUT: What now?

OWNER: The cat's eaten it.

SCOUT: Has he.

OWNER: She, sir.

(pause)

SCOUT: Gouda?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Edam?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Case Ness?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Smoked Austrian?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Japanese Sage Darby?

OWNER: No, sir.

SCOUT: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

OWNER: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--

SCOUT: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

OWNER: Fair enough.

SCOUT: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.

OWNER: Yes?

SCOUT: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!

OWNER: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name.

(pause)

SCOUT: Greek Feta?

OWNER: Uh, not as such.

SCOUT: Uuh, Gorgonzola?

OWNER: no

SCOUT: Parmesan,

OWNER: no

SCOUT: Mozarella,

OWNER: no

SCOUT: Paper Cramer,

OWNER: no

SCOUT: Danish Bimbo,

OWNER: no

SCOUT: Czech sheep's milk,

OWNER: no

SCOUT: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

OWNER: Not *today*, sir, no.

(pause)

SCOUT: Aah, how about Cheddar?

OWNER: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

SCOUT: Not much ca--It's the single most popular cheese in the world!

OWNER: Not 'round here, sir.

SCOUT: and what IS the most popular cheese 'round hyah?

OWNER: 'Illchester, sir.

SCOUT: IS it.

OWNER: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manusquire.

SCOUT: Is it.

OWNER: It's our number one best seller, sir!

SCOUT: I see. Uuh...'Illchester, eh?

OWNER: Right, sir.

SCOUT: All right. Okay.

'Have you got any?' he asked, expecting the answer 'no'.

OWNER: I'll have a look, sir... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

SCOUT: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?

OWNER: Finest in the district!

SCOUT: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

OWNER: Well, it's so clean, sir!

SCOUT: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....

OWNER: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir.

SCOUT: Would it be worth it?

OWNER: Could be....

SCOUT: Have you --SHUT THAT BLINKING BAZOUKI OFF!

OWNER: Told you sir....

SCOUT: (slowly) Have you got any Limburger?

OWNER: No.

SCOUT: Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me:

OWNER: Yessir?

SCOUT: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.

OWNER: Yes,sir.

SCOUT: Really?

(pause)

OWNER: No. Not really, sir.

SCOUT: You haven't.

OWNER: Nosir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time,sir.

SCOUT: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

OWNER: Right-0, sir.

The Scout takes out a gun and shoots the owner.

SCOUT: What a *senseless* waste of human life.

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lol. umm...alright then!


Kraft processed cheese slices....work harder and ya might get some of the good stuff!!!!

ew no thanks

09/14/2012: Sent I-130
10/04/2012: NOA1 Received
12/11/2012: NOA2 Received
12/18/2012: NVC Received Case
01/08/2013: Received Case Number/IIN; DS-3032/I-864 Bill
01/08/2013: DS-3032 Sent
01/18/2013: DS-3032 Accepted; Received IV Bill
01/23/2013: Paid I-864 Bill; Paid IV Bill
02/05/2013: IV Package Sent
02/18/2013: AOS Package Sent
03/22/2013: Case complete
05/06/2013: Interview Scheduled

06/05/2013: Visa issued!

06/28/2013: VISA RECEIVED

07/09/2013: POE - EWR. Went super fast and easy. 5 minutes of waiting and then just a signature and finger print.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

05/06/2016: One month late - overnighted form N-400.

06/01/2016: Original Biometrics appointment, had to reschedule due to being away.

07/01/2016: Biometrics Completed.

08/17/2016: Interview scheduled & approved.

09/16/2016: Scheduled oath ceremony.

09/16/2016: THE END - 4 year long process all done!

 

 

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Gross.

09/14/2012: Sent I-130
10/04/2012: NOA1 Received
12/11/2012: NOA2 Received
12/18/2012: NVC Received Case
01/08/2013: Received Case Number/IIN; DS-3032/I-864 Bill
01/08/2013: DS-3032 Sent
01/18/2013: DS-3032 Accepted; Received IV Bill
01/23/2013: Paid I-864 Bill; Paid IV Bill
02/05/2013: IV Package Sent
02/18/2013: AOS Package Sent
03/22/2013: Case complete
05/06/2013: Interview Scheduled

06/05/2013: Visa issued!

06/28/2013: VISA RECEIVED

07/09/2013: POE - EWR. Went super fast and easy. 5 minutes of waiting and then just a signature and finger print.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

05/06/2016: One month late - overnighted form N-400.

06/01/2016: Original Biometrics appointment, had to reschedule due to being away.

07/01/2016: Biometrics Completed.

08/17/2016: Interview scheduled & approved.

09/16/2016: Scheduled oath ceremony.

09/16/2016: THE END - 4 year long process all done!

 

 

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Aren't the Japanese supposed to eat healthy?

09/14/2012: Sent I-130
10/04/2012: NOA1 Received
12/11/2012: NOA2 Received
12/18/2012: NVC Received Case
01/08/2013: Received Case Number/IIN; DS-3032/I-864 Bill
01/08/2013: DS-3032 Sent
01/18/2013: DS-3032 Accepted; Received IV Bill
01/23/2013: Paid I-864 Bill; Paid IV Bill
02/05/2013: IV Package Sent
02/18/2013: AOS Package Sent
03/22/2013: Case complete
05/06/2013: Interview Scheduled

06/05/2013: Visa issued!

06/28/2013: VISA RECEIVED

07/09/2013: POE - EWR. Went super fast and easy. 5 minutes of waiting and then just a signature and finger print.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

05/06/2016: One month late - overnighted form N-400.

06/01/2016: Original Biometrics appointment, had to reschedule due to being away.

07/01/2016: Biometrics Completed.

08/17/2016: Interview scheduled & approved.

09/16/2016: Scheduled oath ceremony.

09/16/2016: THE END - 4 year long process all done!

 

 

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lol whatever works. I'm going back to drinking my purified water now. Let me know when you have some ACTUAL, real cheese for me.

09/14/2012: Sent I-130
10/04/2012: NOA1 Received
12/11/2012: NOA2 Received
12/18/2012: NVC Received Case
01/08/2013: Received Case Number/IIN; DS-3032/I-864 Bill
01/08/2013: DS-3032 Sent
01/18/2013: DS-3032 Accepted; Received IV Bill
01/23/2013: Paid I-864 Bill; Paid IV Bill
02/05/2013: IV Package Sent
02/18/2013: AOS Package Sent
03/22/2013: Case complete
05/06/2013: Interview Scheduled

06/05/2013: Visa issued!

06/28/2013: VISA RECEIVED

07/09/2013: POE - EWR. Went super fast and easy. 5 minutes of waiting and then just a signature and finger print.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

05/06/2016: One month late - overnighted form N-400.

06/01/2016: Original Biometrics appointment, had to reschedule due to being away.

07/01/2016: Biometrics Completed.

08/17/2016: Interview scheduled & approved.

09/16/2016: Scheduled oath ceremony.

09/16/2016: THE END - 4 year long process all done!

 

 

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SCOUT: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

OWNER: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

"Waiter! I'd like a cup of coffee without cream."

"We're all out of cream, sir; how about having it without milk?"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Very popular for breakfast in Japan. Lol

Pizza toast it's called!!!

and we are like

Whaaaaaa???

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This thread is lacking any and all common sense. You should all be very proud of yourselves!

The below meme isn't true in that Donald Trump really didn't say this, but it is true in reality.

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This thread is lacking any and all common sense. You should all be very proud of yourselves!

The below meme isn't true in that Donald Trump really didn't say this, but it is true in reality.

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