The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

Cookie pics...

[NikLR 13,227]

no my fat ### wants to sit in front of the computer not run around getting pics for you!

[SAT 9,609]

Fat ### pics then...

That's close by...

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh god. Do you eat it before it goes bad?

We try too. But with that much food, often some will go bad.

[Ontarkie 14,237]

How bout pic of new shoes?

We wanna see "deep south" fashion....

Feet in shoe pic now...

Shoes*

Got these ones last week.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Earth-Spririt-Women-s-Iris-Slide-Sandal/46815866

These yesterday

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Women-s-Classic-Ballet-Flat/46817544

Im too tired to take pictures

[SAT 9,609]

That's over 20 dollarz worth of shoes man! Whatcha tryin ta do? Put hillbilly in the poor house?

Well he can just cancel the order on his new Ford F-550 now....

Poor hillbilly just got set back like 3 years on his new truck....

How's a man supposed to pick up some a that fine Ozark mountain woman....

Women*

[Caryh 5,206]

no my fat ### wants to sit in front of the computer not run around getting pics for you!

click the camera button and give us a pic of your fat face then

That's over 20 dollarz worth of shoes man! Whatcha tryin ta do? Put hillbilly in the poor house?

Well he can just cancel the order on his new Ford F-550 now....

Poor hillbilly just got set back like 3 years on his new truck....

How's a man supposed to pick up some a that fine Ozark mountain woman....

Women*

he can always use a wheelbarrow like the rest of them hillbillies do.

[Ontarkie 14,237]

The pain the pain!!!!

I just stubbed my toes on a brick that someone knock over!!

[SAT 9,609]

The pain the pain!!!!

I just stubbed my toes on a brick that someone knock over!!

Black and blue pic...

[SAT 9,609]

Oh Ford makes a F-750.

Tell hillbilly to forget about that piece of F550.

Get this instead....

http://m.ford.com/commercial-trucks/f650-f750/

[Ontarkie 14,237]

No!

[SAT 9,609]

Ok fine, go squeeze in to the 550 like a can of sardines then!

Speaking of sardines, where's Asia...

[NikLR 13,227]

click the camera button and give us a pic of your fat face then

he can always use a wheelbarrow like the rest of them hillbillies do.

What camera button? I don't h'ave a webcam anymore. I sit 15 feet from the man I used to webcam with. LOL And my phone... oh it's somewhere... in the house. POS.

[Caryh 5,206]

No!

but it has room for the whole family!

What camera button? I don't h'ave a webcam anymore. I sit 15 feet from the man I used to webcam with. LOL And my phone... oh it's somewhere... in the house. POS.

thought you were using a laptop, they all come with cameras now.

Speaking of that, I found my wireless headset I used to use while chatting with my wife the other day. I think I might bring it to the office.

Edited March 28, 2016 by Caryh

[TBoneTX 45,394]

1. I'm appalled at how many expensive pairs of men's shoes I've tried on that are actually horrible on the feet.

2. Why would someone drop over a Many bucks on shoes that hurt your feet?

1. They don't need to be either, no man.

2. In our younger, naive days, we used to come close to this, but have greatly wised up, shoe-IQ man.

You will buy Many dollar China shoes and like it, young lady!

We remember overhearing sorority-chicas discussing how many new shoes they'd bought, and when the next "dedicated" evening out to buy more shoes would be, headsmack man.

1- because, a Many bucks doesn't even get you a good pair of shoes anymore.

, such naivete egad man!!!!!!!

This reminds me of the time my ex met with a flying plate of Kraft Dinner. He was not that bright, plate was pretty much traveling at high speed and smashed in his face.

Ok ok he really deserved it though. I just made lunch and was pregnant when he thought it was a bright idea to kick my chair out from under me. I did catch myself and didn't fall or I probably would of thrown the pot too!

Do NOT irk, cross, or de-chair the fearsomely pregnant Ontarklar, NO man!

I didn't know plates break that easily on cheap azz linoleum floors.....

No comment about Ontarklar's plate, no man. Our plates (yestereve) were the kind found at (ahem) Chinese buffets, wherein one drops them on the floor and they don't break, no man. We got 2x2x2+1 of these at a GS at (2+1)/$1, deal man. Mrs. T-B. (and Mama-Mrs.-T-B.) were impressed at our kitchen acumen, si acuman.

1. How far had it flown since it left your hand? What kind of ashhole kicks out the chair of a pregnant woman? Let alone any kind of woman? You should of hit him with the pot.

2. I thought Tark only wore garage sale shoes, athletes feet si man.

1. As stated, do NOT irk, cross, or de-chair the fearsomely pregnant Ontarklar, NO man!

2. A couple of years ago, we procured a pair of dusty dress-loafers at a GS for half a buck, deal man. (The seller probably thought that he had pulled a fast one on us, little did he know man.) After a Mexican shoeshine, they blindingly gleamed like an illegitimate male child, ha man. They remain one of our best-looking, most comfortable, and favorite brown pairs, so there man.

Buying shoes at retail is, except in rare case of emergency, about as dumb as buying furniture retail, in our opinion man. Over the last couple or Many years, we have upgraded our dress-shoe collection so that, out of an inventory of Many (2x2x2-1) black pairs and Many (2x2x2-1) brown pairs, only one pair of each was store-bought, and those were years ago, see and si man. The upgrades have all come from MSs (moving-sales), thrift stores, ESs, and GSs, in that approximate order, see man.

The new purchases are all of highest quality and comfort, si man, and are typically big names, bonus man.

The benefit of buying pre-owned shoes (as with pre-owned toilet seats) is that they've already been broken in, so one can see their quality, judge their level of "wear," and get a true literal feel for whether they will hurt one's feet, see and judge and feel man. These characteristics are all unknown when one buys shoes at ultra-inflated prices in retail stores, verily man.

However, we will never buy sneakers/athletic shoes resale unless they're new with tags or obviously worn only once or twice, no man.

"Whadaya think I'm made of money? That pate cost Many cent at the yard sale! Now clean that #### up!"

Who would be so financially profligate as to spend Many cents on a YS/GS plate, huh and duh man?