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Caryh Grand Master

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1- because, a hunnit bucks doesn't even get you a good pair of shoes anymore.

2- tiff

3- a faig...

1 well that's true. I think my last new pair was $270.

2 and most other women on the planet

3 So you buy thos kind of shoes?

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And Bart is 1 year old today! K, I just couldn't make it smaller, sorry!

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I ate too much but of so good!

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The little turtle comes by once in awhile with her little animal book and asks me to read it... Her fat little belly feels super soft and cozy pressed against me... Now, time to lotion my super-masc

Caryh Grand Master

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Wise decision man wise!

This reminds me of the time my ex met with a flying plate of Kraft Dinner. He was not that bright, plate was pretty much traveling at high speed and smashed in his face.

Ok ok he really deserved it though. I just made lunch and was pregnant when he thought it was a bright idea to kick my chair out from under me. I did catch myself and didn't fall or I probably would of thrown the pot too!

How far had it flown since it left your hand? What kind of ashhole kicks out the chair of a pregnant woman? Let alone any kind of woman? You should of hit him with the pot.

No Tark does...

I thought Tark only wore garage sale shoes, athletes feet si man.

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SAT Grand Master

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Mrs. T-B. dropped plate of spaghetti on floor today, spilt she man.

Sauce-spots

You ###### #####....

The proper response would have been a swift smack upside the head, and,

"You stupid ! Whadaya think I'm made of money? That pate cost fiddy cent at the yard sale! Now clean that up!"

Caryh Grand Master

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You ###### #####....

The proper response would have been a swift smack upside the head, and,

"You stupid ######! Whadaya think I'm made of money? That pate cost fiddy cent at the yard sale! Now clean that #### up!"

What, no comment about starving kids in Africa for all the wasted food?

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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No wonder he divorced you....

Haha I divorced him. He was so caught up in his own head he thought that he could actually stop me from getting a divorce after the Judge signed it.

You know the part that you have to wait 30 days after it's done.

How far had it flown since it left your hand? What kind of ashhole kicks out the chair of a pregnant woman? Let alone any kind of woman? You should of hit him with the pot.

I thought Tark only wore garage sale shoes, athletes feet si man.

It probably flew about 3 feet. He was a major one, and yes if that pot was closer he probably would have met it too.

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SAT Grand Master

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Haha I divorced him. He was so caught up in his own head he thought that he could actually stop me from getting a divorce after the Judge signed it.

If I was hillbilly, I'd go kick his ### on the anniversary of your divorce...like, beat the outta him...

What, no comment about starving kids in Africa for all the wasted food?

Doesn't matter anyway, I just wanted to call Tark a #####...

Ontarkie Grand Master

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If I was hillbilly, I'd go kick his ### on the anniversary of your divorce...like, beat the #### outta him...

No I wouldn't want the Hillbilly be banned from Canada. Plus it would be a waste of energy, the guy is a walking corpse I didn't think he would live this long. Guess Hell doesn't want him either!

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Caryh Grand Master

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You dum ####, the ole "starving kids and wasted food" lecture is for when the kids don't wanna eat. And you smack them upside the head....

Oh carp, and my wife has been making that work with me for years!

Speaking of too much food. My wife starts cooking yesterday, we were going over to friends for dinner, its typical to bring food with Filipinos. She makes a baked chicken (meal for 2 to 4), beef kaldereta (good for 2 to 4), lumpia (about 2 dozen), a vegetable plate, and a dessert. I asked her how many people are going to be there, because she's made enough food for at least 8 people now, and I know the wife of my friend will be cooking at least as much food. We get there and sure enough, they've cooked about the same amount of food, and its just them and us. :rofl: I've kind of gotten used to seeing this cooking of massive amounts of foods on holidays. In her country I understand it, as its not unusual to have hungry neighbors or relatives that can't afford to, and you feed all that stop by. But in the USA, hungry people don't just show up at your door on holidays. But this doesn't seen to be a habit that gets broken when they move to the USA. BTW my friend's wife has been here over 20 years and still does this.

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Caryh Grand Master

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The new guy starts today.

We've been referring to him as "the new guy" lol

It's catchy....

Jr, after 9 years here, is no longer the Jr lol

We've a mechanical designer here for 5 years, we still refer to his as the rookie. He'll be the rookie 10 years from now too, if no one gets hired after him.

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