The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[NikLR 13,227]

Ontarkie, I'm with ya! Moving to the USA has made me chubby.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh man I didn't eat much but sure feel like I did!

And No you will not get any pics till I lose all the weight I've gained since moving here. And No I will not say how much that is

And if I do post pictures it won't be the kind you want

The kinda picture I want pic now....

Ontarkie, I'm with ya! Moving to the USA has made me chubby.

Chub pic now...

[SAT 9,609]

Man did I ever eat the boniest fish in the history of fishkind....

I had like a bone stuck between every crevice of my teeth man...

[SAT 9,609]

since moving here.

Well why don't you just pack your and go back to where you came from!? You're fat because America = nourishment!

It's sorta like my company, everyone gets fat when they work for us. The fat guy was 150 lbs when he came. By the time he left, he was like 400, maybe 5...

[SAT 9,609]

Here Stretch, go take a pic like this with the kids and show us.....

[Ontarkie 14,237]

Well why don't you just pack your #### and go back to where you came from!? You're fat because America = nourishment!

It's sorta like my company, everyone gets fat when they work for us. The fat guy was 150 lbs when he came. By the time he left, he was like 400, maybe 5...

Well I don't want to be cold again Ya that is not it. I ate way better back home and I was as broke as broke can get!

Sorry not going to happen!

[SAT 9,609]

Dam that hillbilly is starving you!

do I have ta start sending you red cross packages and ?

I was as broke as broke can get!

Oh so the truth finally comes out eh.....?

You married hillbilly for his money!

You gold digger!

btw I just took my 2016 Easter Sunday shower #2.....

AKA Shower index# 2016-0327-S2

[Ontarkie 14,237]

Dam that hillbilly is starving you!

do I have ta start sending you red cross packages and ####?

Oh so the truth finally comes out eh.....?

You married hillbilly for his money!

You gold digger!

btw I just took my 2016 Easter Sunday shower #2.....

AKA Shower index# 2016-0327-S2

No I'm having the apposite problem! Like today he surprises me and takes me to Olive Garden. Gah food everywhere!!

I told him that but he says I'm a terrible lire (oh man I can't figure out how to spell that). I also said I married him for the green card but he says I squandered that away by getting citizenship.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Ontarkie, I'm with ya! Moving to the USA has made me chubby.

I'm still 6-8 lbs heavier than when I moved back here 3 years ago. I had at one point, though, gained 30 lbs over my back to America weight. I'm determined to get back down to my wedding weight, which I think is about 14 lbs less than now before I go back there this summer.

I use my car too much in America and especially here in Minnesota. There isn't too often that the weather is pleasantly between 40-75 and there are few mosquitos and bees to go out for walks.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm still 6-8 lbs heavier than when I moved back here 3 years ago. I had at one point, though, gained 30 lbs over my back to America weight. I'm determined to get back down to my wedding weight, which I think is about 14 lbs less than now before I go back there this summer.

I use my car too much in America and especially here in Minnesota. There isn't too often that the weather is pleasantly between 40-75 and there are few mosquitos and bees to go out for walks.

So, let's see if I got the math right....6-8...30....14....40....75....carry the 2...etc....

What's that make you, almost 250?

243 lb pic now...

[SAT 9,609]

No I'm having the apposite problem! Like today he surprises me and takes me to Olive Garden. Gah food everywhere!!

I told him that but he says I'm a terrible lire (oh man I can't figure out how to spell that). I also said I married him for the green card but he says I squandered that away by getting citizenship.

Tiff loves olive garden ghetto guinea food....good thing there's not one close to us. So it's a treat to her still lol....

Tell hillbilly that you were so broke, that when you pulled up at intersections, the squeegee guys used to give YOU money....

Um...do you even know what squeegee guy is?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I really want these shoes:

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[SAT 9,609]

A hundred and sixty dollarz what are you tryin' to do, kill Dutch?!

[Ontarkie 14,237]

I'm still 6-8 lbs heavier than when I moved back here 3 years ago. I had at one point, though, gained 30 lbs over my back to America weight. I'm determined to get back down to my wedding weight, which I think is about 14 lbs less than now before I go back there this summer.

I use my car too much in America and especially here in Minnesota. There isn't too often that the weather is pleasantly between 40-75 and there are few mosquitos and bees to go out for walks.

that's a big problem here too. You have to take the car to even get to the park. Nothing is walk able here.

Um...do you even know what squeegee guy is?

i watch tv

[SAT 9,609]

Tark is so broke, he couldn't pay his trash bill.

So they stopped delivery...