The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Happy Easter to those who celebrate!

That's the blessed food (I took the basket to the church and it was blessed by the priest - that's a tradition over here) we're gonna eat for Easter Sunday breakfast

Cute! We are going to be coloring eggs today.

[Asia 2,498]

Holy cow I had to edit my post a couple of times, since the picture uploaded wasn't the picture I uploaded!

[Asia 2,498]

We just got a $3 bill for an appointment my husband had in February of last year. Really?

$3 bill, like $3 billions???

Was he rised from the dead or something?

[SAT 9,609]

Well that was supposed to be the Hillbilly but that didn't happen.

Ah did he go trade in that piece of for a azz-kicking Ford F-550 turbo diesel crew cab 4x4? With a frame lifter in the back?

you'd be like the envy of the hood.....

That's like the ultimate chick-mobile in Arkansas....

He'd have to beat back the broads...

[SAT 9,609]

Happy Easter to those who celebrate!

That's the blessed food (I took the basket to the church and it was blessed by the priest - that's a tradition over here) we're gonna eat for Easter Sunday breakfast

Is that a curled up kielbasa next to the donut?

And, what are those red things? Eggs?

What's in the paper wrapping? Polish butter?

[SAT 9,609]

Hillbilly's new truck

Stretch can have like 4 more kids and they'll all fit.......

Horsie's optional.....

[SAT 9,609]

Look a that ###-kicking capacity......

It's the "Stretch limo" of trucks

The turning radius is about 118 feet.....

[Asia 2,498]

Is that a curled up kielbasa next to the donut?

And, what are those red things? Eggs?

What's in the paper wrapping? Polish butter?

1) Yes, that's kiełbasa And it's not a donut, but a cupcake.

2) Yes, those are eggs, boiled with onion skins to give them that color.

3) Yes, a Polish butter.

Congrats! You're good at that!

[SAT 9,609]

Woo hoo!

I just got a check from ebates. 3 dollars and 49 cents. yeah baby!

(Tark is like gettin'excited)

1) Yes, that's kiełbasa

Now, that kielbasa, I can send it thru the mail to hillbilly right? 3 days?

[SAT 9,609]

Just mobile deposited the thing....

I'm rich now.

[Asia 2,498]

Now, that kielbasa, I can send it thru the mail to hillbilly right? 3 days?

I think you can

Tho that particular kiełbasa was packed in foil or something like that.

[SAT 9,609]

Ok, the polish guy got me some refrigerated ones.

I'll go to the polska place on kings highway and get some for him. Fat free, with extra fat...

[TBoneTX 45,787]

I hate to tell you this, there's no motel Many in NYC.

or Motel Many, Many, Many, 2 or 1.....

Of course not, because there are no Motel Manys except for Motel Many, duh man.

We stay at a Motel Many perhaps once every Many (2x2x2x2+2) years and are always then reminded of why we hadn't stayed in so long, egad man.

When Tark comes, he couldn't change his money in any bank, except TD, they're the only ones that have a coin counting machine.....

When we visit anywhere, we flash a mere portion of our POTS bankroll and have red carpets rolled out, so there man.

1. About an hours after I take these darn pills I'm ready to pass out!

2. Well I'm going to bed now

1. Heap Strong Medicine, highly familiar with same D ma'am.

2. Smart Ontarklar! Smart, SMART Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,787]

never hearda it......

Gansevoort = only in Ciudad de Nueva York would someone name a street after a belch, gross man.

We just got a $Many bill for an appointment my husband had in February of last year. Really?

Two counterfeiters got stinkin' drunk one night. When they awoke the next morning and focused their eyes, they found that they'd run off a big batch of bills that were perfect in every way, except for the denomination -- they were $(2x2x2x2) bills. "What are we going to do with these?" the first counterfeiter asked. "I know!" said the second counterfeiter. "Let's go way out someplace and get them changed where no one knows the difference."

So they drove into backwoods Arkansas. In the middle of nowhere, they found an old general store. They approached the proprietor. They handed him a $(2x2x2x2) bill and said, "Say, can you break this for us?"

The grizzled old storekeeper took the $(2x2x2x2) bill, looked at it from every direction, and scratched his chin thoughtfully. Eventually he said, "Sure. You boys want two $(2x2x2)s or a $(2x2x2-1) and a $(2x2x2+1)?

We are going to be coloring eggs today.

Prejudiced against white eggs, Nola-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

Holy cow I had to edit my post a couple of times, since the picture uploaded wasn't the picture I uploaded!

English profanity-only outside the regional forums, oj tak! Reported!!!

Hillbilly's new truck

Stretch can have like Many more kids and they'll all fit.......

Ontarklar's pregnant with Manyruplets again, huh man?!

[TBoneTX 45,787]

I just got a check from ebates. Many dollars and Many cents. #### yeah baby!

(Tark is like gettin' excited)

1. Rebate amount precised, man.

2. Tark is like rollin' his eyes over someone's lack of P-math proficiency, man.

I'm rich now.

We make $Many.Many in the literal blink of an eye in POTS commissions, $i man.

Tho that particular kiełbasa was packed in foil or something like that.

Two immigrants to the U.S., just off the boat, walked the streets of Nueva York City. They marveled at all that they beheld in their new country, and they discussed their lives to come. "I have heard that Americans eat dogs," one said. "Strange," said his friend, "but if we are to be Americans, we must do as the Americans do."

Just then, they came upon a hot-dog vendor on the corner. "Two dogs, please!" the hungry immigrants said. The vendor, only too happy to oblige, handed them two orders wrapped in aluminum foil. The immigrants raced to a park bench, sat down, and eagerly began unwrapping their "dogs."

The first immigrant looked at his order and paused in shock. After several seconds of stunned silence, he murmured to his friend, "What part did YOU get?"