The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

The teachers have a nickname too. But I forgot what that was.

The mayor has a nickname, "new York's biggest ### hole".

Edited March 24, 2016 by SAT

[Caryh 5,206]

The teachers have a nickname too. But I forgot what that was.

The mayor has a nickname, "new York's biggest ### hole".

NY's brain dead?

Politicians usually end up with that name.

[Caryh 5,206]

I think Frenchie absconded with that Nipponese girl's old man. Poor Nipponese girl didn't stand a chance

[SAT 9,609]

The teachers here are actually pretty good....

It's the students that are terrible. Behaviorally, and academically. Depending on the demographics of the hood...

Frenchy coveted her neighbors man...

Tenured teachers in the metro area are very high paid. Very tough requirements.

[Ontarkie 14,365]

Speaking of fat boy, his wife might be the stupidest Chinawoman in the history of womankind...

Ketamine?

I know how to relax muscles, you want me ta relax your muscle for ya?

zanaflex

Bullet proof Ontarklar!

nap well, the demons will soon awaken you.

Thanks it was perfect till I woke up

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Looks like he was looking for sympathy. Oil business has gone bust and apparently his income was derived in some way from serving it. Its gotta suck, but then what can a person do.

Would have felt slightly more empathetic if he hadn't prefaced it with a bunch of "my kid is the awesomest in the work with his super human intellect" stuff. Maybe a move would do the kid some good, can't be healthy to be isolated in the woods without other kids to play with.

[SAT 9,609]

Umm...guys, we don't criticize in this thread, remember? That what makes it different?

But I kinda like to criticize you guys...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Umm...guys, we don't criticize in this thread, remember? That what makes it different?

But I kinda like to criticize you guys...

I'm a grumpy . Accept it or not.

[SAT 9,609]

Fat boy's mother came back from Malaysia and cooked me an I-864 appreciation dinner...

Pic in bucket...

I'm a grumpy ######. Accept it or not.

I've accepted your braggy ### from the get go B.....

Now stop your whining, and go look at the pic of some fine ### Malaysian food....

[SAT 9,609]

Here, fine ### Malaysian food.

Speaking of fine asses, Frenchy must be fattening herself up with some a that fine ### NYC gourmet...

[Ontarkie 14,365]

I'll pass thanks

Now who the heck wrecked that car??

If you told me I already forgot sorry

[SAT 9,609]

1- hillbilly'd eat it....

2- man I told you, the Fook in the Toyota, broad sided my Jew friend in the grand Cherokee. If you can recognize which is which....

Oh , I just remembered it's holy Thursday....

Happy holy Thursday...

[SAT 9,609]

My Jew friend, had his hot milf wife, and 2 kids in the car.

The Toyota ran 2 stop signs. First stop sign, he hit another car, kept going, ran another stop, broadsides my friend and veers into a flower shop.

Speaking of hot....man that chick from the NY Mets was hot....

[Ontarkie 14,365]

1- hillbilly'd eat it....

2- man I told you, the Fook in the Toyota, broad sided my Jew friend in the grand Cherokee. If you can recognize which is which....

Oh ####, I just remembered it's holy Thursday....

Happy holy Thursday...

1. yes he would.

2. ok I remember now.

Yes it is, thank you.

i was listening to my doctors make their lunch plans for tomorrow. He was telling the other doctor to bring fish

[SAT 9,609]

Religious fanatics!

They must be in a cult...

What are you having tomorrow? Being this hillbilly is a seventh day Adventist....