The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[TBoneTX 45,840]

the government even encourages it because they send back money.

Is it true that remittances constitute the lion's share of the Philippines' economy?

The China broads are very wise and realistic. They want cash, cars, house, green card, etc...no money no talk...

With exception of (unnecessary) green card, isn't all this (including the etc.) sought by Americanas, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,840]

We again need a nap, oj zzzzz.

We got to bed right at Many a.m., truncated zzz man.

We were too jacked up to fall asleep right away, sigh man.

Then, at Many o'clock, thunderstorms awoke us, jolt man.

Then, we awoke Many (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2]) minutes before the alarm was set, sigh man.

Edited March 24, 2016 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

isn't all this (including the etc.) sought by Americanas, huh man?

No

Numb nut.

[TBoneTX 45,840]

No

Not by which ones, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

Man you're retarded. You don't have any contact with any of these China broads. So you have no concept of their mentality.

Why don't you ask Darklar.

Did you hear me talk about fat boy's ex GF?

[Ontarkie 14,368]

Speaking of maids, where's Stretch....

I went to the doctors, got some muscle relaxers and 800mg advil

I was already taking that. Just need to take 4 of the regular stuff silly doctors. He wants me to get physiotherapy my neck and back are pretty messed up. He said the spasms are so bad it would be hard pressed to get a bullet through them.

But now I'm going to take a nap.

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of fat boy, his wife might be the stupidest Chinawoman in the history of womankind...

I went to the doctors, got some muscle relaxers and 800mg advil

I was already taking that. Just need to take 4 of the regular stuff silly doctors. He wants me to get physiotherapy my neck and back are pretty messed up. He said the spasms are so bad it would be hard pressed to get a bullet through them.

But now I'm going to take a nap.

Ketamine?

I know how to relax muscles, you want me ta relax your muscle for ya?

Edited March 24, 2016 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I know how to relax muscles, you want me ta relax your muscle for ya?

With your Chinese voodoo and crushed Narwhal horn?

[SAT 9,609]

I just met a hot hot chick that works for the NY Mets....

She was hot hot hot!

With your Chinese voodoo and crushed Narwhal horn?

You ill-cultured pawg, everyone knows that narwhal horns are for getting a woody. So, if anything, it tenses up your muscles....

[Caryh 5,206]

I dunno what their destination is tough.

I think they're just marrying Chinamen....

Because it's difficult in China for a Chinaman to find a broad.

The China broads are very wise and realistic. They want cash, cars, house, green card, etc...no money no talk...

I think most are going to the middle east. Saudi Arabia being a popular destination, where they are truly treated like slaves most of the time.

[SAT 9,609]

Hmmm.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Is it true that remittances constitute the lion's share of the Philippines' economy?

With exception of (unnecessary) green card, isn't all this (including the etc.) sought by Americanas, huh man?

1 Not the lions share, but between 10 and 20%. Which is no small factor to the economy. When the world economy tanks, the Philippines economy tanks doubly hard because a lot of that dries up.

2 Many Filipinas are not seeking the same thing. My wife was honest with me in that regard. Long before she came here and married me I asked her why she'd be interested in the foreigner and not a filipino. Her answer verbatim, "Its not just for a better life with money, its because Filipinos cheat and leave their wives." Right there she was totally honest with the more money being a factor in her decision, although it wasn't her most important reason, it was part of her reasoning. She actually would have preferred it if I moved there and she often put out that option. Heck she still does after almost 5 years here.

I went to the doctors, got some muscle relaxers and 800mg advil

I was already taking that. Just need to take 4 of the regular stuff silly doctors. He wants me to get physiotherapy my neck and back are pretty messed up. He said the spasms are so bad it would be hard pressed to get a bullet through them.

But now I'm going to take a nap.

Bullet proof Ontarklar!

nap well, the demons will soon awaken you.

Edited March 24, 2016 by Caryh

[TBoneTX 45,840]

Did you hear me talk about fat boy's ex GF?

Is there a buzz in here, such as an insect to squish, huh man?

now I'm going to take a nap.

Good Ontarklar! Good, GOOD Ontarklar!

[Caryh 5,206]

I just met a hot hot chick that works for the NY Mets....

She was hot hot hot!

You ill-cultured pawg, everyone knows that narwhal horns are for getting a woody. So, if anything, it tenses up your muscles....

Quick hire her as the new nanny!

So that's how you had the second kid.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 Many Filipinas are not seeking the same thing. My wife was honest with me in that regard. Long before she came here and married me I asked her why she'd be interested in the foreigner and not a filipino. Her answer verbatim, "Its not just for a better life with money, its because Filipinos cheat and leave their wives." Right there she was totally honest with the more money being a factor in her decision, although it wasn't her most important reason, it was part of her reasoning. She actually would have preferred it if I moved there and she often put out that option. Heck she still does after almost 5 years here.

I told my husband when we met that finding an American man who satisfied my criteria and who was ok with dating a single mother was like finding a real live unicorn.

TL;DR Scandinavians are unicorns.