The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

The Fook, just got his car like a day before. Naturally, Maryland license, Pennsylvania plates, lives in NY.

Ran 2 stop signs, hit 2 cars, ends up in a storefront....

Of course, he has the minimum liability insurance. It's not going to be enough to pay everybody's damage and medical.

And, of course, the Fook is not going to have any tangible assets, or a garnishible paycheck...

Yay for illegal immigrants. If that was you, you'd owe for life.

But it's a Fook. So, off the hook...

This is the guy that'd run over your kid and keep going.

But in this case, he's in the hospital....

Edited March 23, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

I dun see no thigh in this pic....

Do you?

[NikLR 13,231]

Nope.

[SAT 9,609]

The kid is walking her butterflies again...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The Fook, just got his car like a day before. Naturally, Maryland license, Pennsylvania plates, lives in NY.

Ran 2 stop signs, hit 2 cars, ends up in a storefront....

Of course, he has the minimum liability insurance. It's not going to be enough to pay everybody's damage and medical.

And, of course, the Fook is not going to have any tangible assets, or a garnishible paycheck...

Yay for illegal immigrants. If that was you, you'd owe for life.

But it's a Fook. So, off the hook...

This is the guy that'd run over your kid and keep going.

But in this case, he's in the hospital....

I notice a lot of illegals here have Texas plates and I'm sure they don't have insurance either. At least that one had insurance.

The keyboard on my new laptop is a Danish one (so cool that Apple let's you custom build a computer that way), but the apostrophe is in a really awkward place compared to the American keyboard with the software enabled Danish keyboard used. I know Danish doesn't really use the apostrophe, but my pinky has to really contort to get to it.

[SAT 9,609]

I notice a lot of illegals here have Texas plates and I'm sure they don't have insurance either. At least that one had insurance.

As a result, we "over-insure", because they "under-insure".

Makes no difference, somebody's payin' for this nonsense.

Don't get into a collision with one of these, you're not getting paid.

[SAT 9,609]

According to the census bureau, 6 million people live in Maryland.

According to the Maryland DMV, 26,000,000 people live in Maryland.

And 24,000,000 of them are fooks...

[SAT 9,609]

You know, if you wiki the history of insurance, it's somewhat interesting.

Started out in an alehouse. Llyod's of London (Sound familiar?)

Bunch a sailors pitched in some money. Whoever didn't return from their voyage, his family got the pot....

Something like that......

[Ontarkie 14,369]

can you borrow me some of that nap. man I need a nap badly.

I need every minute of those naps two kids don't sleep through the night then the rest of the time I'm in pain!

They're among the best (likely the best) in the business...

Don't Google, call them. Tell them what you think you need, they'll ask you questions to figure out what you need.

In a few days maybe....

I can have be the kid release them in the garage too...

Why not google ??

no... it's cold. I'm inside.

no one really wants to see my fat thighs.

Hubs pat my belly yesterday, then claimed he thought it was my knee because it stuck out so far. NM that it was 2ft above my knee...

Oh no, he'd be flat out on the floor after that.

I would have patted his pinky and told him I thought it was his member.

Colorado is fun like that. I saw people posting the pics on my Facebook, seems like a fun storm and like it might melt quickly.

Yes I was about to say the same thing, he'd be sleeping in that snow too!

[SAT 9,609]

I need every minute of those naps two kids don't sleep through the night then the rest of the time I'm in pain!

Why not google ??

Oh no, he'd be flat out on the floor after that.

Yes I was about to say the same thing, he'd be sleeping in that snow too!

1- ya old sea hag...

2- because you get a human on the other end, and they can interview you and let you know what other people like you tend to do. They can present a policy that'll be close to a perfect fit for you guys.

3- poor hill....

4- 1, you don't have snow. 2, he can sleep with the hounds under the porch....

[SAT 9,609]

Btw, MetLife annuities and mutual funds are also very good...

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff is still retarded about the HVAC of this house...

[Ontarkie 14,369]

Lol Well he would be int he snow when I'm done with him!

[NikLR 13,231]

Fml

Oh and i have to remember when I have someone on ignore, it's likely for a good reason.

[rlogan 2,036]

After the six year old tested college level reading he discovered piano. His teacher is from the New England Conservatory. Over Skype. I have no capacity to judge but he says it is his best kid. That's pretty much all he does now is piano. Only a few months now, and one month with this master instructor. Nothing may come of it and our lives are turning upside down anyway.

Alaska is entering an economic catastrophe. It's probably over for me up here. It's been 30 years of adventure.

But the oil money just up and went. Every day the news is worse. I figure on the worst year I've ever had unless I work out of state.