The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

We're getting lump-throaty, remembering when Mini-B. had all this stuff, no-longer-as-wee man...

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I was all teary eyed yesterday putting away a sweater the Little Dane had outgrown. Apparently it is time to try for the next one, lol.

[SAT 9,609]

but if it's pressure packed, it will hold for more than 2-3 days.

You mean vacuum pack? I have a vacuum packer....

[Caryh 5,206]

Nah, he's just a guy that works for me. He's not fond of Obama. But his wife is. And she was the one that was invited, by Michelle I think. So, they, and their 2 kids will look for Easter eggs at the lawn.....

I'll get a pic.....

1 of my fishing buddies is black. But he wants to be counted as Puerto Rican. I'm like...ok dude, you're African.....

My wife is an Obama fan. Says she wants to vote for him this election, even if she has to write his name in. I said go ahead. Which got me to thinking, what would happen in a presidential election in this country if the majority wrote in the name, of a sitting president who couldn't run again and took the majority of elector votes? I suppose congress would need to pick the next president as no valid candidate would have a majority of the electoral votes.

I've noticed you can't tell a Puerto Rican they're anything but Puerto Rican before too. Doesn't matter what race they may be.

[Ontarkie 14,229]

I was all teary eyed yesterday putting away a sweater the Little Dane had outgrown. Apparently it is time to try for the next one, lol.

Yay!!! Let the fun begin

[Asia 2,498]

You mean vacuum pack? I have a vacuum packer....

Yes, vacuum pack. But it should be a package vacuum packed before put on sale, so you doing it at home doesn't work

[Ontarkie 14,229]

The Hillbilly doesn't need help clogging his arteries. He sure doesn't listen to me

But the hanging dried Kielbasa if it's the kind I'm thinking of has a very long shelf life.

The deli where you get it would be able to tell you how long it's good for.

We never have anything last long in this house to tell how long things last

[SAT 9,609]

Yes, vacuum pack. But it should be a package vacuum packed before put on sale, so you doing it at home doesn't work

They had it hanging, like, all over. Not refrigerated...

The Hillbilly doesn't need help clogging his arteries. He sure doesn't listen to me

But the hanging dried Kielbasa if it's the kind I'm thinking of has a very long shelf life.

The deli where you get it would be able to tell you how long it's good for.

We never have anything last long in this house to tell how long things last

ok.....you increase his term life payout, I'll send the fatbasa.....

[SAT 9,609]

The kid's butterflies came out....

They're flopping around the thing.....

[Ontarkie 14,229]

They had it hanging, like, all over. Not refrigerated...

ok.....you increase his term life payout, I'll send the fatbasa.....

I must increase his life insurance I keep telling him what he has is nothing.

[SAT 9,609]

She named the first one "Floppy"...... how original right? lol

[Ontarkie 14,229]

The kid's butterflies came out....

They're flopping around the thing.....

How long before you can release them? Would it be a bit too early for them up there still?

I saw the kits at Walmart. Then you just send the coupon in to get the caterpillars.

[SAT 9,609]

I must increase his life insurance I keep telling him what he has is nothing.

it ain't a nuttin' but a thang......

Just call up MetLife, and take out a second policy. Easy peasy lemon sqeezie....

I recommend MetLife.

How long before you can release them? Would it be a bit too early for them up there still?

I saw the kits at Walmart. Then you just send the coupon in to get the caterpillars.

Yeah they have different kits. This one came with the caterpillars already hatched in a cup.

The instructions says release them in a few days. They live for 2-3 weeks.

See? I was gonna send one to Tornado.

the kit is reusable.

[Caryh 5,206]

it ain't a nuttin' but a thang......

Just call up MetLife, and take out a second policy. Easy peasy lemon sqeezie....

I recommend MetLife.

Yeah they have different kits. This one came with the caterpillars already hatched in a cup.

The instructions says release them in a few days. They live for 2-3 weeks.

See? I was gonna send one to Tornado.

the kit is reusable.

How many policies does Tiff have out on you?

Get new caterpillars now, or the kid will turn grumpy when you release them

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff and I have adequate insurance.

How long before you can release them? Would it be a bit too early for them up there still?

It says above 55 degrees is good. And we're above 55.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

1. Well lthat depends what have you been smoking

2. Good to kmow about the batteries. I never bought them because they cost so much more then the walmart ones.

1. We can't remember that far recently, no D ma'am... defective flashbacks, sigh man.

2. They remain expensive after the Many% coupons, but are well worth it, si D ma'am.

Like Tark, he installs toilet seats in federal facilities....

We have people for that, indignation man, and we tend to reject most Federal attempts to order from us because of failure to pay in "net Many," grrr man.

its called recycling, and makes his business a green business, as he steals the seats from government facilities.

Stalking, man! Reported!!!

Can't you just use scissors to open the package?

That's what we do

Google "Sheba Perfect Portions" and see the packages, oj tak.

We have no idea how arthritic older people manage to feed it to their cats, ouch and frustrated mius man.

Yeah where you been.....

Earth, to Asia......

Behind-the-curve Asia! Behind, BEHIND-the-curb Asia!

Hubs is such a baby. I took the jeep this morninf because it wasnt snowing, just wet. I called him to remind him of his dentist appt. They cancelled because its snowing and hes like "why'd you leave me the car?" Well durr... learn to drive in snow then!

Well durr... live someplace where it NEVER snows, Texas Many everywhere else except Poland zero man.