The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[Caryh 5,206]

I wonder if people know that many governments employees are in fact not actual government employees but are contract workers.

That way the government won't get in trouble for hiring illegal aliens.

[SAT 9,609]

I wonder if people know that many governments employees are in fact not actual government employees but are contract workers.

Like Tark, he installs toilet seats in federal facilities....

[Caryh 5,206]

That's what I mean....

1 that is close to me anyway

I guessed as much. Is he some political activist, party member or something around that line?

Like Tark, he installs toilet seats in federal facilities....

its called recycling, and makes his business a green business, as he steals the seats from government facilities.

[Asia 2,498]

In other gripping news, we have finally found a wet glop that cat will eat, miu man.

It is Sheba Perfect Portions, initially salmon then turkey and chicken flavors man.

Cat actually eats all of it up instead of leaving half-plus, ingest miu man.

However, we want to strangle the packaging engineers, grrr man.

Opening it takes several industrial tools and Herculean strength, good grief man.

As a bonus, wet-glop juice invariably splashes out on anyone and anything, grrr man.

Ah, the sacrifices made for our children, sigh man...

Can't you just use scissors to open the package?

That's what we do

[SAT 9,609]

I guessed as much. Is he some political activist, party member or something around that line?

Nah, he's just a guy that works for me. He's not fond of Obama. But his wife is. And she was the one that was invited, by Michelle I think. So, they, and their 2 kids will look for Easter eggs at the lawn.....

I'll get a pic.....

1 of my fishing buddies is black. But he wants to be counted as Puerto Rican. I'm like...ok dude, you're African.....

[Asia 2,498]

Speaking of diseases, did Darklar get out of VJ jail yet?

He's in jail???????

[SAT 9,609]

Can't you just use scissors to open the package?

That's what we do

Don't listen to Tark dear...he retarded.....

I wonder if these work.....I have a lotta different package openers in my utility drawer....

http://www.amazon.com/Rockwell-Rotary-Cordless-Cutter-RC2600/dp/B010O97YDW/ref=pd_sim_469_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=516f81O5P4L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0QM7XV423CGRNB263EYE

More importantly.....You';re the expert on this.

You know the kielbasa they have hanging in the polska delis here? (Not the refrigerated kinds in Costco)

Can you mail those? Will it keep for like2- 3 days?

I wanna mail one to hillbilly so he can build up the fat in his arteries......

He's in jail???????

Yeah where you been.....

Earth, to Asia......

I see that you keep no correspondence with the guy who's taking you out for fook food in Tickxas......

[NikLR 13,231]

Hubs is such a baby. I took the jeep this morninf because it wasnt snowing, just wet. I called him to remind him of his dentist appt. They cancelled because its snowing and hes like "why'd you leave me the car?" Well durr... learn to drive in snow then!

[SAT 9,609]

Man Niki made me lose my train of thought.....

.....

[Asia 2,498]

My test results came in, and I'm gonna die. But at least not of anything they found during my last physical.

[SAT 9,609]

anyway, I have a short day today, just 1 meeting at 3.....

[NikLR 13,231]

Man Niki made me lose my train of thought.....

####.....

I used to be really good at that. Lol

[SAT 9,609]

uh huh.....

[Asia 2,498]

More importantly.....You';re the expert on this.

You know the kielbasa they have hanging in the polska delis here? (Not the refrigerated kinds in Costco)

Can you mail those? Will it keep for like2- 3 days?

I wanna mail one to hillbilly so he can build up the fat in his arteries......

Yeah where you been.....

Earth, to Asia......

I see that you keep no correspondence with the guy who's taking you out for fook food in Tickxas......

I was going through the thread, you fook

I don't know the kiełbasa they have in the Polska deli over there, but if it's pressure packed, it will hold for more than 2-3 days.

[NikLR 13,231]

Lol@asia