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And Bart is 1 year old today! K, I just couldn't make it smaller, sorry!

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I ate too much but of so good!

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The little turtle comes by once in awhile with her little animal book and asks me to read it... Her fat little belly feels super soft and cozy pressed against me... Now, time to lotion my super-masc

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Kiddo is here Thursday. She turns 13 tomorrow. Had her birthday party this weekend.

Made italian sausage, spicy red pepper, garlic sauce and rotini for supper. Hubs didn't like the italian sausage. Said something tasted like licorice. Now the only italian spice I know that tastes anything like licorice is fennel. So that means italian sausage for the most part is out. Funny part is, I used it in the stuffed peppers but because it was so little (1/4 lb) and mixed with the beef (1 lb) he didn't taste it at all! Said the stuffed peppers were fantastic. GO FIGURE!!!

I can't taste any of it especially now with a cold, but I also happen to like black licorice.

I don't care for the fennel, but I've never thought it tasted like black licorice before.

I don't like the sausage here at all. So much more fat then back home and I thought those were fatty before :(

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Oh i won't touch the breakfast sausage. I bought turkey breakfast sausage here once, and just about threw up in my mouth. It was all I ate back in Canada! I rarely had bacon.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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1. Our cat is not going outside.

2. he doesn't have issues that indoor/outdoor cats do. Doesn't need regular flea stuff!

1. Old cat infrequently escaped and would immediately jet off, bye miu man.

She once got on the ROOF of our apartment complex, terrifying man.

'Twas a miracle that we were able to get her down, good grief man.

Current cat goes out in back yard, miu man.

Usually doesn't stay out too long, no miu man.

Sometimes jumps fence and wants in through front door, mobile miu man.

However, usually hangs around perimeter of casa, relief man.

Mrs. T-B. rarely knows whether cat is in or out, grrrRRRRR man.

2. Cat is mediumhair tortoiseshell, colorful miu man.

Never any fleas or worms, thankfully man.

We brush her nightly when she's around to brush, silky miu man.

Stretches cat knows how to hunt opossum....

It hunts POSSUM, duh man. O'possum is only on St. Patrick's Day, begorrah and :bonk: man.

I don't like the sausage here at all.

Trashing kielbasa, D ma'am! Insulting Asia, oj tak! REPORTED!!!

Man I'm going to sleep.

Your posts indicate that you've been asleep all day, :bonk: man.

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05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

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Oh man eating turkey sausage or bacon will kill you! Do you know what they have to do to turkey to make it into bacon. Better off eating the real stuff it's healthier and that is scary to think bacon is healthy :P

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It hunts POSSUM, duh man. O'possum is only on St. Patrick's Day, begorrah and :bonk: man.

Trashing kielbasa, D ma'am! Insulting Asia, oj tak! REPORTED!!!

Your posts indicate that you've been asleep all day, :bonk: man.

our cat is not allowed outside since his fight with he snake :

He wasn't allowed out before he just doesn't listen :P

OMG if you had some of the kielbasa they sell around here you wouldn't call it that. When we go back up to Canada and I buy some of the kielbasa there it's it like eating a steak! So much better and that is not the fresh stuff my cousin makes. Oh man to get some of that good stuff for the Hillbilly would be awesome!

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K-1 & 4 K-2'S
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Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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N-o-l-a   7,167

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So it has been 5 weeks since I banged my foot and I went back to using it more normally this week but not overdoing it. I've got full range of motion back and it doesn't hurt to walk on, but I still feel like I've got a stone bruise on the side of the ball of my foot and my whole foot can feel really super cold (like the nerves are sending the wrong signal) when it is not cold at all. It is weird.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Ontarklar being stingy with the +1 allocation again.

Bad Ontarklar! Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

Asia absent with a probably replete +1 inventory.

Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

In unheard-of news, we might end up hitting the sack right around 1 a.m., amazing man.

Warsher is de-dished and all forums monitored, diligence man.

Cat is on lap, jockeying for attention, miu man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', BAD Commie- and other babes with hoarded +1 inventories!


I still feel like I've got a stone bruise on the side of the ball of my foot and my whole foot can feel really super cold (like the nerves are sending the wrong signal) when it is not cold at all. It is weird.

Feet and their nerves can do some weird things, sigh Nola-B. ma'am. Have you queried your doc, huh ma'am?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I am trying to avoid the doctor... I generally don't go unless I am dying.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Oh man to get some of that good stuff for the Hillbilly would be awesome!

Ya want me ta send him a genuine Brooklyn Polebasa? From a hot hot polaska broad here?

The guy almost killed you in a car crash and you wanna get him kielbasa....<sigh>

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