The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[TBoneTX 45,329]

You have many options.

1-You can claim it with your own company.

2- you can claim from the guy that rear ended you

Many- file claim with the girls insurance

Many- you shoulda opened the window, climb out onto the windshield, lay across the hood, start screaming "ow ma back...." and tell the cops that you were ejected and thrown Many feet, bounced off another car and back on your hood....

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

I just readjusted her freak-en car seat! That seat was a nightmare to install!

It's in your job description, D ma'am.

In Ecu, the kids all ride like regular people, wee men.

We held one of Mini-B.'s cousins on our lap during one ride, cute wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

I'm going to edit all my dupe post and put in something else then they are not dupes

Wanton changing of existing content, D ma'am! Reported!!! (Uh, er...)

1. YAY zoo!

2. make the claim to the guy that hit you, then they claim it to the person who hit them.

Many. dammit I just sneezed all over my monitor... GRRRRR.. /cleans

Many. stupid cold.

1. Ontarklar still hasn't reported the status or sublime thoughts of our simian relatives, no man.

2. Smart Niki-B.! Smart, SMART Niki-B.!

Many. Fotos of snot-covered monitor now, see man.

Many. Fotos of stupid (not dumb) cold now, sneeze man.

stop asking for dumb photos.

We have asked for stupid, not dumb, fotos, precisely ma'am.

I just had a salad, with oil and vinegar.

For lunch/dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. left us spaghetti & meat sauce, ingest/ingest man.

Mrs. T-B. had to be out for most of the day, explanation man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. CUNY

2. SUNY.

1. This has always looked vaguely pre-obscene, see man.

2. This has always looked mispelt, suny outlook man.

Got tax return back. Get to pay it out now.

Next time, pay for your pre-owned toilet seats upon order, or at least C.O.D., solution ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

It's in your job description, D ma'am.

In Ecu, the kids all ride like regular people, wee men.

We held one of Mini-B.'s cousins on our lap during one ride, cute wee man.

Cute when they go through the windshield too?

I need to be done with this semester. So much painful schoolwork.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Cute when they go through the windshield too?

I need to be done with this semester. So much painful schoolwork.

Never heard of same in all these years, probably a good thing man.

Study up on appropriate kill-paining medications, solution ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

"Heavy" laundry weekend completed, not much pain man.

Did not leave the casa all day, perfect Sunday man.

Must make the week's first Many lunches, then dish the warsher, then chores done man.

Mrs. T-B. spent day with burned Ecu dude & wife, she and he and she man.

Took them to Walmart for clothes- and food-shopping, smorgasbord of both man.

Says that they spent $Many there, wow man.

Burned Ecu dude cried in gratitude, traumatized he man.

We donated two more bath towels for them to take to Ecu, good use there man.

Mrs. T-B. currently trying to put majorly-sugared-candy-buzzed Mini-B. to bed, she man.

This will be a lengthy and initially fruitless process, sigh man.

Mini-B. launching another verbose dissertation, buzzed loquacious wee man.

It's in Mrs. T-B.'s job description, she man.

We made the mistake of opening another bag of cheaps, overingest man.

Mrs. T-B. did not buy us cheap, no she man.

We bought ourselves cheap, si we man.

And we are worth every penny, major si man.

Edited March 21, 2016 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,227]

Kiddo is here Thursday. She turns 13 tomorrow. Had her birthday party this weekend.

Made italian sausage, spicy red pepper, garlic sauce and rotini for supper. Hubs didn't like the italian sausage. Said something tasted like licorice. Now the only italian spice I know that tastes anything like licorice is fennel. So that means italian sausage for the most part is out. Funny part is, I used it in the stuffed peppers but because it was so little (1/4 lb) and mixed with the beef (1 lb) he didn't taste it at all! Said the stuffed peppers were fantastic. GO FIGURE!!!

I can't taste any of it especially now with a cold, but I also happen to like black licorice.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Except for later de-dishing, we are de-chored, glee man.

Mrs. T-B. got into the tub of margarine, culprit she man.

We can tell via inspection of usage style, see man.

We methodically remove product from around the edges, we man.

Mrs. T-B. just globs chunks of it randomly, she man.

Time for us to call the rubias, yet again man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

In other gripping news, we have finally found a wet glop that cat will eat, miu man.

It is Sheba Perfect Portions, initially salmon then turkey and chicken flavors man.

Cat actually eats all of it up instead of leaving half-plus, ingest miu man.

However, we want to strangle the packaging engineers, grrr man.

Opening it takes several industrial tools and Herculean strength, good grief man.

As a bonus, wet-glop juice invariably splashes out on anyone and anything, grrr man.

Ah, the sacrifices made for our children, sigh man...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Kiddo is here Thursday. She turns 13 tomorrow. Had her birthday party this weekend.

Made italian sausage, spicy red pepper, garlic sauce and rotini for supper. Hubs didn't like the italian sausage. Said something tasted like licorice. Now the only italian spice I know that tastes anything like licorice is fennel. So that means italian sausage for the most part is out. Funny part is, I used it in the stuffed peppers but because it was so little (1/4 lb) and mixed with the beef (1 lb) he didn't taste it at all! Said the stuffed peppers were fantastic. GO FIGURE!!!

I can't taste any of it especially now with a cold, but I also happen to like black licorice.

My husband can't eat Italian sausage because of the fennel or the anise, which is odd because he loves black licorice too.

[NikLR 13,227]

My husband can't eat Italian sausage because of the fennel or the anise, which is odd because he loves black licorice too.

That is odd that he doesn't like fennel but likes black licorice. Hubs hates it. I can't make anything in the USA with italian seasoning. He didn't have this issue in Canada and I made everything up there with it. Maybe I use too much? I can't smell very well for a lot of things so I need strong tastes....

/grumble horse grumble....

[NikLR 13,227]

In other gripping news, we have finally found a wet glop that cat will eat, miu man.

It is Sheba Perfect Portions, initially salmon then turkey and chicken flavors man.

Cat actually eats all of it up instead of leaving half-plus, ingest miu man.

However, we want to strangle the packaging engineers, grrr man.

Opening it takes several industrial tools and Herculean strength, good grief man.

As a bonus, wet-glop juice invariably splashes out on anyone and anything, grrr man.

Ah, the sacrifices made for our children, sigh man...

Our cat will eat some food, walk away, go back eat more, walk away... etc... I'd prefer he does that vs vacuum it up. When he eats it all in one sitting he's begging for more food sooner vs later. I'd like to keep him his svelte 10lbs. He get the fishy Iams purrfect delights stuff. $9.99 plus employee discount at Target.

I buy expensive dry food tho. $42 for a big bag that lasts a few months.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Kiddo is here Thursday. She turns Many tomorrow. Had her birthday party this weekend.

Fotos of kiddo's Many'th birthday party, see Junior Niki-B. ma'am.

1. he doesn't like fennel but likes black licorice.

2. Hubs hates it.

1. We hate both, yuck man.

2. You married well, Niki-B. ma'am.

1. Our cat will eat some food, walk away, go back eat more, walk away... etc...

2. I'd prefer he does that vs vacuum it up.

Many. I'd like to keep him his svelte Many lbs.

Many. $Many.ManyMany plus employee discount at Target.

Many. I buy expensive dry food tho. $Many for a big bag that lasts a few months.

1. Before we had own cat, we entertained a neighbor's cat, borrowed miu man.

We would serve him a can of wet glop, immediate rapport man.

He would eat all but about 1/Many'th of it and would then ask to be let out, bye miu man.

Before sunrise the next morn, he'd be outside meowing to come to finish the rest, miu man.

2. Old cat would vacuum it up, still miss her man.

Many. Current cat is what Mini-B. used to call "soft & juicy," fat cat miu man.

Many. Shouldn't that be minus employee discount, huh ma'am?

Many. Holy expensive fancy gourmet mackerel, Niki-B. ma'am!

We buy a great Many bags at Big Lots' Many%-off sales, stock up man.

We survive betwixt by means of coupons and store sales, shop smartly man.

Chewy.com has just offered us Many% off a minimum $Many cat-food order*, whee man.

*with free shipping, glee man

Edited March 21, 2016 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Send cat outside to hunt field mice for food....

[NikLR 13,227]

Send cat outside to hunt field mice for food....

Our cat is not going outside. NOPE. I think the squirrels would beat him up. LOL

He was terrified the one time he got out by himself. He's been on a leash outside (humorous picture of hubs walking cat not being inserted here because he would kill me) but he looks scared as heck. He eventually bolts towards the safety of indoors. LOL

On the bonus side, he doesn't have issues that indoor/outdoor cats do. Doesn't need regular flea stuff!

And worms are pretty much non-existent too!