The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[Ontarkie 14,369]

OMG my mouse struck again

BTW I only clicked the angry guy once!

OK Now I need to get the kids to bed after this crazy day. Will fill you all in later

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

A great Many GSs/ESs itineraried, hit them all man.

Several phantom addresses, headsmack man.

Rant, see man: Why publish a GS newspaper ad with a nonexistent house number, huh man?

Not even close, no man.

Like "12Many1Many" when street range is only ManyMany00 to ManyManyManyMany, grrr man.

The take, see man:

-- bath towel, warshcloth, Many (2+1) bottles hair-conditioner = $Many(2+1)-&-a-half, deal man

-- partial box XL-sized flex-fabric Band-Aids = half a buck, OK man

-- monogrammed bathmat, warshcloth, nearly full bottle rubbing-alcohol =

$Many(2+1)-&-a-half, OK man

-- full packs laser name-badges & address-labels = $Many(2+2+1)-&-a-half, OK man

-- 1-&-a-half gallons bug-removal windshield-warsher fluid* = $2, deal man

*the half-gallon of which went into the T-B.-mobile on the spot, opportune man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2-1), $i man

The T-B.-mobile officially flipped from factory to extended warranty on above journey, drive man.

Edited March 20, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,849]

BTW I only clicked the angry guy once!

Spamming the thread, D ma'am! Repeat instance, egad ma'am! Reported!!!

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Shall now bake kitchen rags/ES purchases & warsher the regular bath towels, job of husband man, then watch late TV news, see man.

[NikLR 13,231]

Shot the bow again today. I was doing something wrong and don't know what but I'll try again another weekend.

The cold has stuffed up my sinuses behind my nose. Even hubs was like, take a decongestant, you sound like poop.

It was nice to get out of the house.

Gotta fold laundry tomorrow.

OH ####### with people who wear their friggin shoes inside my house. there is a pile of shoes by the door. Can I make it any more obvious that you should remove yer GD shoes?

Get a new mouse lady. That's what amazon is for!

[SAT 9,609]

Steveklar attracts them like flies and has too soft a heart to repel them, sigh man.

You wish you had a friend like the one I'm talking about sucker......

OMG my mouse struck again

I have like a thousand new keyboards and mouses here in my house. I never use the ones that come with the machine.

[NikLR 13,231]

alright bedtime. Need rest. Stupid cold. But it's 1 million times easier to deal with a stuffy nose than a painful throat.

[SAT 9,609]

Shot the bow again today. I was doing something wrong and don't know what but I'll try again another weekend.

Ah you're the perfect candidate to shoot an apple off of Tark's head, blindfolded.

alright bedtime. Need rest. Stupid cold. But it's 1 million times easier to deal with a stuffy nose than a painful throat.

Got a Sudafed laying around? Nyquil? A Claritan?

[NikLR 13,231]

LOL, at least I'd miss him. I'm shooting high by about 3 inches.

[SAT 9,609]

Here Frenchy, I had a lobster salad. There's a couple more pics in the bucket of lamb, chicken, and a black chicken soup.

And a pic of the kid with her butterfly garden.....

LOL, at least I'd miss him. I'm shooting high by about 3 inches.

ah we can fix that....

Just increase the distance by 20 yards

Edited March 20, 2016 by SAT

[NikLR 13,231]

ah we can fix that....

Just increase the distance by 20 yards

LOL I was shooting at 20. I used my 10 spot and shot 4" low. LOL

I think it was my shoulder and head position. I'll do better next time. gnight.

Edited March 20, 2016 by NLR

[SAT 9,609]

Ok, so if you shoot at 30, the dope should be about right....

Goodnight.

Ah I almost forgot.

Nikniss Everdeen pic now....

[Ontarkie 14,369]

I know I need a new mouse it's just a pain to get another for them to toss it too I need a cordless one so it can go flying around the room more often.

My keyboard is good. I've washed it out about 3 or 4 times now and it works like a charm.

So today we went to the Memphis Zoo. We got to the the street to turn on to get to the parking lot. And Bang!!! We got hit! We were rear ended and the car that hit us was rear ended and pushed into us. The girl driving that was at fault was doing 35. She says the guy behind us slammed on his breaks out of no where. (she wasn't paying attention to the road). We were stopped behind another car, who just happened to go before the wreck. We were still waiting for oncoming traffic to go by to turn left to get to the zoo. The guy behind us was actually stopped when he got hit. (He saw it coming, we didn't )

Everyone is ok, I'm sore from the seat belt but that is it. But now I need to replace two carseats as the manufacture says replace after any type of crash.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

1. Shot the bow again today. I was doing something wrong and don't know what but I'll try again another weekend.

2. hubs was like, take a decongestant, you sound like poop.

Many. Gotta fold laundry tomorrow.

Many. you should remove yer GD shoes

1. Pull the string so it fires AWAY from you, not toward yourself, see Niki-B. ma'am.

2. When a gringo offers you a pill or suggests that you take one, it's true love, si ma'am.

Many. [shuddering] Why don't you fold it TODAY, anathema ma'am?!

Many. Post a sign, see man.

I have like a Many new keyboards and mouses

The plural of mouse is mice, just as the plural of house is hice, man.

alright bedtime. Need rest. Stupid cold. But it's 1 Many times easier to deal with a stuffy nose than a painful throat.

Stuffy-nose easiness number in comparison with throat precised, Niki-B. ma'am.

Got a Sudafed laying around? Nyquil? A Claritan?

We have all of these attached to our hip in case of potential need and would offer them to Niki-B. freely, true gringo man.

LOL, at least I'd miss him. I'm shooting high by about Many inches.

That's a good safety-margin, si ma'am. We shall endeavor to rapidly lose spinal disks and therefore height, increase our safety man.

'Tis the voice of the lobsta! I heard him declare:

"You have baked me too brown! I must sugar my hair, sea foodman."

[TBoneTX 45,849]

1. I need a cordless one so it can go flying around the room more often.

2. My keyboard is good. I've washed it out about Many or Many times now and it works like a charm.

Many. Bang!!! We got hit! We were rear ended and the car that hit us was rear ended and pushed into us.

Many. now I need to replace two carseats as the manufacture says replace after any type of crash.

1. Get them a fake one, just as good D ma'am.

2. Number of effective keyboard-warshings precised, si man.

Many. Do not hit, rear-end, or into-push the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

Many. It's a ploy to get you to buy more of a capital item*, $ee D ma'am.

*the only legitimate exception is that of pre-owned toilet seats, replace after any event man

So did you get to the zoo, huh D ma'am?

How were our simian relatives, and did you extend our greetings, huh D ma'am?

How badly was the Hillbilly-mobile damaged, huh D ma'am?

How badly did Hillbilly beat up the at-fault driveress, huh D ma'am?

How much do you plan to $ue her for, huh D ma'am?

Edited March 20, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Kitchen rags/ES linens & regular bath linens successfully warshered/baked/folded/stowed, Thread Laundress man.

We proudly noted at the scene, and re-note here, that all 2x2x2+(2+2+1) items in the latter load were purchased at GSs/ESs or at thrift shops, glee man.

We plan to donate a second bath towel to the Ecu couple that's in town, si man. The husband was badly burned in an industrial accident in Ecu and was flown here to recover, ouch man. He's been released to his wife's extended-stay hotel for a little more outpatient treatment, good news man. Mrs. T-B., who knows their family from her hometown, will see them on Sunday to take them shopping at WalMart, she man.