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Ontarkie Grand Master

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Oh I need a new mouse this one is driving me nuts! Click it and it clicks about 50 times! :ranting:


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And Bart is 1 year old today! K, I just couldn't make it smaller, sorry!

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I ate too much but of so good!

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NikLR Grand Master

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Oh I need a new mouse this one is driving me nuts! Click it and it clicks about 50 times! :ranting:

Is their a weird macro on it?

reset your settings?

Cleaned it?

Dunk it in some rubbing alcohol and let it dry. The worse that can happen is that you need a new mouse... ;)

My brother used to send his keyboard through the dishwasher. Then let it dry out for a couple days. LOLOL!

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Personally, Norway, in summer.

Countryside in Netherlands for spring.

Why fears about ferries?

Also why not Victoria, BC? Closer.

We will already be in Denmark, so they are closer.

This is why I am freaked out about ferries over open ocean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS_Estonia

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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I could just go to Colorado for that, lol! I'll have the kids, so must do kid friendly things.

holland is great for cycling

I could just go to Colorado for that, lol! I'll have the kids, so must do kid friendly things.

holland is great for cycling
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holland is great for cycling

holland is great for cycling

I lived in Denmark, I feel bicycled out after that. My husband always wonders why American confuse the Netherlands and Denmark, it is because they are practically the same country, except the Dutch are more permissive and generally cooler.

Colorado before the foothills is pretty flat and good for bicycling too. Heck, where I live is flat and would be good for bicycling except I'd risk life and limb doing it outside of town on the two lane highways.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Im also getting a cold.

Foto of cold Niki-B. now, see ma'am.

We are not fighting fire ants or treating fire ant bites. Minnesota many.

We are not fighting hormigas del fuego yet, either, no man. Texas Many.

If talking too much caused appendicitis, not many women would have an appendix.

A surgeon and his wife were sitting at home, quietly reading.

The wife then said, "Dear, who tore the last pages out of my new book?"

The surgeon headsmacked himself and said, "Sorry, Dear -- the back of your book was labeled 'appendix' and I took it out without thinking."

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I lived in Denmark, I feel bicycled out after that. My husband always wonders why American confuse the Netherlands and Denmark, it is because they are practically the same country, except the Dutch are more permissive and generally cooler.

Colorado before the foothills is pretty flat and good for bicycling too. Heck, where I live is flat and would be good for bicycling except I'd risk life and limb doing it outside of town on the two lane highways.

So, cycling is out then -lol

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1. Can I kill my oldest?????

2. Yes good way to freak out your mother boy!!

1. It's in your job description, D ma'am.

2. It's in his job description, D ma'am.

1. he drank too much and his friends called an ambulance.

2. Well now he says he quit drinking.

Many. I'm happy to hear that but threaten him anyways!

1. Some job description, D ma'am!

2. We'll see if he revised his job description, D ma'am.

Many. Both parts are in your job description, D ma'am.

Ah phooey, anytime I go to thew doc he wants to hook me up to an EKG

Unnecessary testing means find a new doc, sigh man.

ECGs on asymptomatic patients can yield false-positives, sigh man.

1. The Widow maker was Many% blocked by the time he went in for the stents it was Many% blocked.

2. The only reason he lived was his body was trying to compensate and made a bunch of new blood vessels to carry the load.

1. Holy left anterior descending coronary artery, Batman, si man!

2. Holy collateral vessels, Batman, si man!

Or, because it's the heart, should we be addressing "Beatman," huh man?

Ekg not for blockage. It's for rhythm. ECG is for blockage.

Same thing, :bonk: man! ECG the preferred abbreviation, see man.

Silly man they are both the same machine. Just different names.

Plagiarism, D ma'am! Reported!!!

1. I mean the echocardiogram...

2. The Doppler imaging...

Many. where's Tark....

1. "Echocardiogram" has no non-jargon abbreviation, :bonk: man.

2. Color-flow Doppler mode is an option, not automatic, :bonk: man.

Many. Here correcting you, :bonk: man. Was fulfilling gigantic corporate POTS order, $i man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I know I have to be vigilant with my kids...

Get them an echocardiogram if they plan to participate in skool sports, advisable man.

where's Tark......

Right here, open your eyes and si man! :bonk:

1. would you pick several days in Norway or several day in the Netherlands?

2. ferries.

1. One is Way up Nor and the other is in Nether-Nether Land, si ma'am.

2. Politically incorrect term, see ma'am.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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the friends started freaking out when his girlfriend puked.

Did she, then, puke in an unladylike fashion, are we to assume D ma'am?

Oh I need a new mouse this one is driving me nuts! Click it and it clicks about Many times!

We've been deleting your duplicate posts, D ma'am. Continue this and you're REPORTED!!!

So, cycling is out then -lol

One must first cycle before one can re-cycle, see ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Concentrating on fulfilling gigantic POTS order, all-day labor of love man.

Quality-tested a record number of POTSs, athletic hindquarters man.

Entire order shipped, still warm from the factory, bonus man.

As we left the office, it began raining like an illegitimate male child, cloudburst man.

It quit suddenly only 2 or Many miles away, weird man.

We heard later that high-water rescues were needed, left just in time man.

A record number of GSs/ESs itineraried for Sat., up too late to arise early enough man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', motherly and cold and overhung and Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Cold. Old man winter came back for a few days. Snow tomorrow into Monday. Possible delays if you're arriving tomorrow.

Damn.. Arrive Monday morning. Was hoping it would be warm-I wanted to pack light as i still have my left arm in a sling.

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