The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[Asia 2,498]

Service was excellent, full 0% tip earned man.

If the service was excellent why there was no tip?

Or did I not understand what you wrote

Belayed happy Many'st to Mtr. T-B!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Tuesday (March Many'th) was Mrs. T-B.'s Many'st birthday, old she man.

We had a hectic, not-unfruitful day of selling pre-owned toilet seats, earn living man.

Upon casa-ward arrival, Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. eagerly clambered into the T-B.-mobile, full man.

We dodged turtles to get to Langosta Roja, had coupon man.

Mini-B. inspected and commented on the tankful of langostas, see crustaceans wee man.

He and we mildly argued about whether they had culos, he and we argue man.

Meanwhile, Mrs. T-B. (surprise... yawn...) took many selfies, "Why am I so pretty" she man.

Seating was prompt, rapidity man.

Service was excellent, full 0% tip earned man.

Mrs. T-B. ordered flounder, fishy man.

We ordered parmesan tilapia, fishy man.

Mini-B. ordered French fries with ketchup, major food group man.

Mrs. T-B. continued taking selfies, big surprise she man.

Mrs. T-B. recruited us to foto her, big surprise she man.

Mini-B. gleefully played with Donatello and purple Play-Doh, garrulous wee man.

Gave Mrs. T-B. mushy card in Spanish, melt heart she man.

Mrs. T-B. took fotos of it to send to her family, we remain #1 son-in-law man.

Gave Mrs. T-B. funny card in English about farting, laugh she man.

Mrs. T-B. promised to give us a birthday card, take bets on it major ADD she man.

Ate until we were stuffed, thoroughly ingest man.

Ordered another basket of greasy garlic bread, get and ingest it free man.

$Many-off coupon accepted and applied, glee man.

Everyone very well pleased, happy we and she and wee man.

Total expense with 0% tip = $Many, probably reasonable man.

Returned to casa in time to celebrate Day-After-National-Nap-Day with cat, wee & miu zzz man.

Cat dined on Sheba Perfect Portions salmon-flavor, ingest miu man.

Put Mrs. T-B. to bed, happy she man.

Cat sleeping with little brother, miu and wee zzz man.

We are eating cheaps, sorry Part Many ma'am.

A good birthday for all, whee man.

Congrats to Mrs T-B

[SAT 9,609]

1. We typically carry at least $Many, $i man.

2. So let's get this straight, egad man: You must carry $Many but it's illegal to carry $Many, huh man?!

The policy was called "stop and frisk".

Stop and identify, is just "common right of inquiry". You don't have to identify yourself. That's nationwide. However, when there's "reasonable cause to believe", now you have to identify yourself, such as in a car stop. Otherwise subject to arrest.

Carrying 40k isn't illegal. I said "may" be detained.

When speaking of law, every word counts. Such as "over 1000 dollars". It's not 1000 dollars, but "over" 1000 dollars. Such as, "excess of 1 year". The word "excess" is very important.

You should receive in excess of 1 year in jail for felonious monkery...

[Jacque67 7,328]

If the service was excellent why there was no tip?

Or did I not understand what you wrote

Belayed happy Many'st to Mtr. T-B!

t-b only tips if insulted;)

[SAT 9,609]

t-b only tips if insulted;)

Did you see the pics of Flushing?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Did you see the pics of Flushing?

No. I have forgotten how to access your photos. But I must say I love flushing-home away from home plus lots of interesting things to observe.

[SAT 9,609]

Here, your favorite place...

That's main and 41 road.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Only 4 more days to go.

[Jacque67 7,328]

The policy was called "stop and frisk".

Stop and identify, is just "common right of inquiry". You don't have to identify yourself. That's nationwide. However, when there's "reasonable cause to believe", now you have to identify yourself, such as in a car stop. Otherwise subject to arrest.

Carrying 40k isn't illegal. I said "may" be detained.

When speaking of law, every word counts. Such as "over 1000 dollars". It's not 1000 dollars, but "over" 1000 dollars. Such as, "excess of 1 year". The word "excess" is very important.

You should receive in excess of 1 year in jail for felonious monkery...

Pretty difficult to refuse to identify to a NY cop. Thing I have with cops in any country is so few have a sense of humour-understandable considering the lives they lead-but frustrating for a law abiding citizen at times...

[SAT 9,609]

Pretty difficult to refuse to identify to a NY cop. Thing I have with cops in any country is so few have a sense of humour-understandable considering the lives they lead-but frustrating for a law abiding citizen at times...

I disagree....

[Ontarkie 14,234]

I'm tired of waking up at 5am.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I disagree....

Well you are obviously the exception, but you hear about cops bugging their own wives' phones etc. The ones I have met haven't been a bundle of laughs.( may act differently amongst their own) Applies to criminal lawyers and doctors.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm tired of waking up at 5am.

Stop waking up at 5

Edited March 16, 2016 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,234]

I would love to, but the little Jedi thiks it's the perfect time to wake up.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I would love to, but the little Jedi thiks it's the perfect time to wake up.

Healthy kid!