The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

Man I better go get some Richard Simmons yoga clothes for men so I can do some yoga to fix my shoulder all right....

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Man I better go get some Richard Simmons yoga clothes for men so I can do some yoga to fix my shoulder all right....

I want pictures! I bet they could fetch a pretty penny!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Man I better go get some Richard Simmons yoga clothes for men so I can do some yoga to fix my shoulder all right....

Richard Simmons yoga clothes exist?? Pics or it didn't happen.

Too bad about your injury. I'm still in the sling.

You've gotten Stretch excited now, Steve!

[SAT 9,609]

Bum arm pic...

[SAT 9,609]

Richard Simmons yoga clothes exist?? Pics or it didn't happen.

Too bad about your injury. I'm still in the sling.

You've gotten Stretch excited now, Steve!

1- dunno...

1- just used flex ask all 454

2- ah phooey stretch gets excited over anything....

[TBoneTX 45,329]

And of course the baby has yet to sleep and it is 1:ManyMany am. My husband is lucking out.

It's in both of their job descriptions, sigh ma'am.

1. Well the Jedi slept in till Many:Many how glorious that was.

2. He wakes up starts chattering away then starts up that he needs to potty!

Many. I'm thinking oh great he has mastered I need to potty so he can get out of bed!

Many. So we get out of bed, not only did he potty he stayed dry all night!

Many. So my start to the day started pretty good!

1. He's violating his little job description, sigh D ma'am.

2. He's fulfilling two key elements in his job description, wee man.

Many. You are insane and should be institutionalized, sigh D ma'am.

Many. Pencil this into his job description, D ma'am.

Many. It's a cruel hoax, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. let him sleep in the bed with me.

2. There isn't room when the Dane is around, so it is a special occasion thing.

Many. I think he is getting ready to walk.

Many. Night dry is great at that age.

1. Mini-B. insisted on this until he was fully Many years old, sigh man.

2. Mrs. T-B. & we were amazed at how much space one little corpus can take up, un-wee man.

Many. Hoorah for Mini-D., yay ma'am!

Many. Mini-B. has had only two (yes, two) semi-accidents (not total ones), weewee man.

I was thinking more teething than anything else. I know teething times were the hardest to get the kiddo to go to sleep.

No time is more miserable for all, no man.

2x2+2/2 = ?

Interesting how many people are getting it wrong.

The answer, obviously, is Many, duh man.

I'm like, you fool! It's 5.

We're like, you fool! It's Many.

Tarks brain will smoke....

We would like to see both calculations (arriving at Many and at Many), see man.

it stops working.

now it'll crank but not start.

It'll only start with the key.

Some of us hire people for this stuff, si man...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Colour blind? Lots of imaginary "white " wires?? Ha ha!

Amidst a job, an electrician paused. He said to his assistant, "Bill, grab that black wire."

Bill did. "Feel anything?" asked the electrician.

"No," said Bill.

"Good!" said the electrician. "I was wondering which was which. Now, for heaven's sake, don't touch that white wire -- it'll kill you!"

It worked fine until I closed everything up...

How many sponges would you leave inside a surgical patient, huh man?

I don't finish what I started.

Did you finish the delicious dinner that Tiff prepared for you this eve, huh man?

my cousin from cali is coming tomorrow...

Is he from Fujian Province, huh man?

1. And I think my multimeter broke.

2. Shoulda just paid someone to do it...

1. Get one for free at Harbor Freight with any other purchase, deal man.

2. Bingo, delayed realization man!

1. The little turtle comes by once in awhile with her little animal book and asks me to read it...

2. Her fat little belly feels super soft and cozy pressed against me...

1. Where's the +Infinity button, huh man?

2. Where's the +Infinity button, huh man?

1. Yes you should have paid someone to do.

2. He likes his stories too. We read for naps and bed every day/night.

1. Heed, obey, and comply with the wise Ontarklar, si man!

2. So did Mini-B., when he was younger, weer man. Now, he objects to bedtime, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

he doesn't know how to rip an engine out of a Ford and put it in a Chevy....

An', fer th' last cotton-pickin' time: he is NOT takin' th' transmission OUT of the bathtub, no man!

I want pictures! I bet they could fetch a pretty penny!

He needs to buy more pre-owned toilet seats first, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

How is everybody, huh man?

How is Niki-B., huh ma'am?

How is Nola-B., huh ma'am?

How is Steveklar's voice, huh man?

How is whoever else was damaged or under the weather, huh man?

We took Heap Strong Medicine at bedtime, zzzzzzzzz man.

At that time, we could bring right arm within Many (2+2+2) inches of our face, ow man.

Upon awakening, we could bring right arm within Many (2+1) inches of our face, ow man.

We were therefore unable to shave, rugged look* man.

*no fotos until everyone buys a(nother) pre-owned toilet seat, no man

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We embarked on our GS itinerary regardless, safari man.

Fully Many (2+2) GSs were completely phantom, grrrrRRRR man.

We're inclined to mail anonymous postcards to say exactly what we think, grrrrrRRRRR man.

However, we scored hugely at the ESs, always held as promised man.

In fact, the biggest score was at a signage ES, not on itinerary man.

The take, see man:

-- skinny bath-towel for Mrs. T-B.'s hair = half a buck, talked them down man

-- half-bottle black pepper, 2 skinny wooden trays = $2, OK man

-- Many (2+2) bags clothespins; underarm portfolio = $Many ($2+1), OK man

-- pack of laser address-labels; pack of inkjet business-cards; pack of document envelopes;

magnetic scratchpad; magnetic shopping-list; new box catbox-deodorizer; Pyrex dish;

nearly full huge bottle glucosamine/chondroitin; nearly full bottle Crest Pro-Health mouthwarsh;

Many (2+2+2) warshcloths = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2+2), steal man

Total = $Many, whee man.

We had another GS on the itinerary but returned to casa instead, ice the elbow man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

For lunch, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served steak strips, rice, & white beans, ingest man.

Afterwards, Mrs. T-B. permitted us a nap, needed Heap Strong Medicine man.

We took HSM and slept for 2 hours, zzzzzzzz man.

Upon awakening, we could still bring arm only to within Many (2+1) inches of face, sigh man.

Barring improvement in morn, we have no idea how we will shave, dilemma man.

We have POTSs to sell and cannot lose part or all of Monday for doc appointment, no man.

Elbow is still the size of a beach-ball or beached whale, inflamed man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Somehow folded the kitchen rags, arm's length man.

Will somehow fold the bath towels, when baked man.

Somehow brushed the cat, miu man.

Cat unbrushed for 2 days, possibly a record man.

Half of her came out in the brush, diminished miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Forgot to dish the warsher till half an hour ago, drat man.

We need to take HSM and go to bed, drat man.

Now will probably wait up for another hour-plus, drat man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Reset all clocks except in cars, lose zzz man.

Elbow on fire, ow man.