The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

Poor hillbilly, doesn't even get coffee at home...

[Ontarkie 14,346]

If he wanted some he would buy it.

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Ah it's time for my pre-earthday countdown shower.

I can't use soap tomorrow, it's Earthday....

You guys shouldn't use an un-earthday stuff.....

[Ontarkie 14,346]

So no cell phone, computer, cars, coffee makers for you

[SAT 9,609]

whoa whoa whoa....coffee is natural!

Coffee grounds are bio-degradable.

[Ontarkie 14,346]

The machine you use is not

[SAT 9,609]

I can boil water, OK freak?

Speaking of freaks, where's Frenchy...

[Ontarkie 14,346]

Over a fire pit

[TBoneTX 45,787]

Well since the Jedi woke up at 2am and stayed awake for 2 hours we got to sleep in 2 hours.

I'm going to say with all the night time trouble we are having it's time to stop the afternoon nap.

I've been hesitant because when he got sick he needed it. He was dropping his naps on his own and close to what he was taking before he got sick. He went from sleeping like a newborn to Many naps a day down to 1.

This one nap used to be an 1h long before he got sick, now it's Many hours!

I've tried cutting his nap back to an hour but it didn't change anything. Since he slept till Many I'm going to start today off without a nap. He wants to nap about Many hours after he wakes so 1pm will be a late nap. He wouldn't wake up till after Many pm and then be up till almost Many pm.

This way I can try to get him to just stay awake till Many-Many and hope to reset his clock.

Ontarklar, D ma'am:

1. All of the above is in his little job description, see D ma'am re wee man.

2. You're obsessing, Tied For First Place As #1 Mommy D ma'am.

Many. Algebra gives us a headache, REPORTED D ma'am.

I don't want to stop naps, but if he's up all night and wakes at Many he's not getting enough sleep in a Many-h stretch with the naps. Plus he doesn't want a nap I make him.

Him sleeping till Many is a bloody miracle and probably will never happen again.

See above, see D ma'am.

1. Tiff said the nanny has a better offer

2. in flushing NY

Many. Many bucks more a day for 2 hours less work...

Many. metrocard for the train is Many bucks

commuting time here is Many minutes walk. Her commute time for flushing is Many hours

she's asking for a Many dollar bump. She's asking for Many extra a month.

1. One down, one to go, whee man.

2. Our favorite earthly locale, POTS heaven man.

Many. Salary precised, man.

Many. Metrocard, commute times, and raise amounts precised, man.

[TBoneTX 45,787]

for the current nanny, this is a "no backsies" kind of deal...

One down, one to go, whee man...

[TBoneTX 45,787]

where's Tooth Many? She must not be talking because she hates Tark...

A free and very high-quality pre-owned toilet seat is hers if she returns, enticement she man.

I see her floating around the forums. Who thread banned her?

No one, no man.

That evil Tark, he'd do anything to pinch another penny.

We squeeze nickels till the buffaloes bellow, ahwooOOO man.

We fold a $Many bill so tightly that Alexander Hamilton gets ingrown whiskers, ouch man.

We'd pay to pinch a pretty rubia's shapely hindquarters, if Mrs. T-B. not around no she man.

He was supposed to arrange something nice for me and my friends for Manyth of July in Houston, but since he's disappeared, I guess that's not gonna happen

Got the date wrong, oj tak, P-calendar man.

What's the extent of your visit to H., oj huh?

Edited April 22, 2016 by TBoneTX

[Jacque67 7,328]

I can boil water, OK freak?

Speaking of freaks, where's Frenchy...

Yo travelling...having to contend with jet lag yet again,

[TBoneTX 45,787]

when I get the other trees all producing tons

Why don't you get your POTS distributorship producing tons, huh D ma'am?

Tark is probably planning on collecting all the little American flags people set out on the streets during the Manyth of July, so he can sell them next year. He could use some extra hands I'm sure.

We weren't (low margins), but Polish wage-scales are low enough that we could now profit, oj tak.

You said free, now Tark will show up

[perks up ears]

I'll be on vacation so no working, sorry

Then no mini-American-flag-resale profits for you, oj nie!

And never mind saving room in your suitcases for free POTSs, oj nie!

Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

Aha! Stretch was the real hillbilly all this time! Not the hillbilly, like she led us to believe!

Impostering by Ontarklar, disguised D ma'am! Reported!!!

where's Tark....

We're HERE in YOUR thread that you're obviously not reading, see and no man!

Still no electricity, death toll has climbed to 570. Help as gotten in with food and goods but family is sleeping on sidewalks for fear of going back in the few still standing houses and being crushed while sleeping. Aftershocks are still going on, and pretty strong ones - there was a 5 point something yesterday and a 6.4 the day before. We've been able to get through to friends and family and everyone is fine but miserable. Crime is out of control at the moment and people are breaking into houses or robbing at night while everyone is sleeping outside. We feel weird and wrong to not be there with everyone but I just don't know what to do. Very sad and at a loss.

P-math indiscretions ignored and horrible news with no end in sight, sigh and no man.

Arrogant Hugo Chavez-wannabe quasi-dictator President raising taxes AGAIN, grrrr man.

Won't give up his lavish weekly TV addresses from a different city each time, grrrr man.

Won't abolish his frivolous Ministries ("Minister of Happy," e.g.), grrrr man.

But trying to squeeze blood from homeless, destitute turnips to pay for this mess, grrrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,787]

Actually I would feel better if I were there so I could at least keep busy and feel like I was contributing. We've made a couple of drop offs at the embassy but it's unsettling to go about your day as normal when you know things are not normal.

We should be there, Part Many ma'am, but we'd probably get robbed ourselves and be able to help even less, chaos sigh man.

The Jedi is just now getting tired. I going to play it by ear if he is ready for bed at Many or Many.

For your sake, we hope that he was ready for bed at Many rather than at Many, D ma'am.

I don't keep coffee in the house and no I would not give it to him.

We are having a vivid mind-movie of a Many-year-old on caffeine... might be even more stark than a Many-year-old on a sugar buzz, perish the thought man.

Poor hillbilly, doesn't even get coffee at home...

Husband-abuse! Bad Ontarklar! Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

Coffee grounds

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

"It should, sir; it was ground this morning."

Edited April 22, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,787]

I can boil water

Without Tiff lifting a finger to help, smacks of "cooking" man.

Over a fire pit

Without Tiff lifting a finger to help, smacks of "cooking" man.

Yo travelling...having to contend with jet lag yet again,

Foto of jet-lagged J ma'am now, J ma'am.

Is this business, pleasure, or running from the law or exxes, huh J ma'am?