The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Gave cat a Many-wheel manicure tonight, past due miu man.

Cat again tried to bite Mrs. T-B. as latter wielded clippers & we held former, miu bite she man.

(Tantrum reaction almost similar to taking Mini-B. for haircuts, cut all wee hairs man.)

Mrs. T-B. draped towel over cat's face, temporarily stymied miu man.

Manicure successfully administered, de-sharpened miu man.

Home-done manicures save transport & grooming fees of $Many, every time man.

Except for non-rubia deficiencies, we married well and sensibly, we to she man.

Edited April 21, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Played Wrappers with mollified cat, we play miu man.

Shook feathered fishing-pole for feline attacking, attack critter miu man.

First time of latter, feathers & fuzz littered floor, leave till morn man.

Mrs. T-B. freaked out when looking for bird that cat allegedly dragged in, laugh hard we man.

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Further cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

Mornin', new thread started & named by us man!

Edited April 21, 2016 by TBoneTX

[Caryh 5,206]

Hey all that house needs is a little paint man...

its already got little paint, very little.

Hubs said it felt like we'd been married for longer. Cant decide if thats a good or bad thing. Lol

if something a man says can be interpreted in two ways and one of them pisses you off, he meant the other.

Mrs. T-B. appears to be recovering from her cold, sick she man.

Tonight, she wanted to yak, loquacious she man.

The dialogue went as follows, hear here man:

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak YAK yak yak yak.

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak YAK yak yak yak yak yak.

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak yak YAK yak yak YAAAAAAAK yak; yak yak yak.

T-B. [not listening]: Si, Carino.

Mrs. T-B. [smooching T-B.]: I'm so lucky to have a husband who understands me, Carino.

T-B. [not listening, but happy that conversation seems to be ending]: Si, Carino.

You just agreed to a 6 month family vacation to her home country.

[NikLR 13,227]

With my husband Cary, it's generally the one that does. He occasionally likes to push buttons for reactions but doesn't like said reactions so then remembers why he shouldn't do that.

[Caryh 5,206]

With my husband Cary, it's generally the one that does. He occasionally likes to push buttons for reactions but doesn't like said reactions so then remembers why he shouldn't do that.

Well maybe he likes you pissed off then.

[SAT 9,609]

Pissed off Nik pic...

[SAT 9,609]

The nanny sure likes to have the dried laundry sit in the basket before folding, now everything is all wrinkly....

[SAT 9,609]

man I feel like staying home today....

[Ontarkie 14,222]

Well since the Jedi woke up at 2am and stayed awake for 2 hours we got to sleep in 2 hours.

I'm going to say with all the night time trouble we are having it's time to stop the afternoon nap.

I've been hesitant because when he got sick he needed it. He was dropping his naps on his own and close to what he was taking before he got sick. He went from sleeping like a newborn to 3 naps a day down to 1.

This one nap used to be an 1h long before he got sick, now it's 3 hours!

I've tried cutting his nap back to an hour but it didn't change anything. Since he slept till 8 I'm going to start today off without a nap. He wants to nap about 5 hours after he wakes so 1pm will be a late nap. He wouldn't wake up till after 3pm and then be up till almost 10pm.

This way I can try to get him to just stay awake till 6-7 and hope to reset his clock.

[SAT 9,609]

Don't deprive him of a nap...

Bad stretch!

[Caryh 5,206]

Call child protection services and report the sleep deprivation of the child. Sorry there is no adult protection services.

[Ontarkie 14,222]

I don't want to stop naps, but if he's up all night and wakes at 5 he's not getting enough sleep in a 24h stretch with the naps. Plus he doesn't want a nap I make him.

Him sleeping till 8 is a bloody miracle and probably will never happen again.

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't want to stop naps, but if he's up all night and wakes at 5 he's not getting enough sleep in a 24h stretch with the naps. Plus he doesn't want a nap I make him.

Him sleeping till 8 is a bloody miracle and probably will never happen again.

You're rambling, I suggest you get more sleep.

[NikLR 13,227]

Hope the jedi can get on a schedule so you can sleep in a bit.

[SAT 9,609]

Ramblin' stretch pic....