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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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I am drowning under a mountain of schoolwork that has suddenly come due in the next two weeks. Kill me now. Really. I haven't had to write a paper this long since high school. There isn't even any good research material to work with.

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Took his uppers today, he did.

1- I'm pretty good with research, ya want me ta research for ya?

2- what I look like, Tark?

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And Bart is 1 year old today! K, I just couldn't make it smaller, sorry!

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I ate too much but of so good!

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The little turtle comes by once in awhile with her little animal book and asks me to read it... Her fat little belly feels super soft and cozy pressed against me... Now, time to lotion my super-masc

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Does it have ###-kicking sucking power?

Suck the starch right out of the corn?

Suck the gray right out of your hair?

It's pretty good, better then what we had.

:rofl:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Well I'll be a bleedin' pig in a shark pool....

If that ain't the fanciest turbofanin' ham hock choppin range ventilataur I done ever laid my eyes on, I don't know what is....

But what kinda hillbilly would pain the cupboards a yeller....

If that ain't the sissiest kitchen I done ever laid my southern eyes on....

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OMG don't get me started on my kitchen!

They used to be painted gray a horrible horrible gray. Like a basement floor kind of grey.

I was going shack wacky not having any sunshine in this kitchen. Who ever redid this horrible kitchen didn't put a single window in it. I needed sunshine!

So yes my horrible yellow kitchen make me happy :P

Oh and thanks the fan is nice.

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K-1 & 4 K-2'S
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AOS X5
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Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
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Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
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Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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OMG don't get me started on my kitchen!

They used to be painted gray a horrible horrible gray. Like a basement floor kind of grey.

I was going shack wacky not having any sunshine in this kitchen. Who ever redid this horrible kitchen didn't put a single window in it. I needed sunshine!

So yes my horrible yellow kitchen make me happy :P

Oh and thanks the fan is nice.

You can come and take some of my windows, we have way too many! I'd rather have walls than all these curtains.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Conking out....

night

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AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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1- I'm pretty good with research, ya want me ta research for ya?

Most of the relevant stuff is in a language you don't speak, but it is still not enough. I might be forced to go the creative route, it could be painful for all involved.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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1. Holy cow man you're on a roll today!

2. Na I installed that baby early this morning

1. Who, us (+1), or Steveklar (REPORTED!!!), huh D ma'am?

2. Do not remain uninstalled in the face of the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

1. There isn't even any good research material to work with.

2. Took his uppers today, he did.

1. Make it all up, Nola-B. ma'am. (Got it, first try, whee man.)

2. What, man?! One of Tiff's relatives extracted all of Steveklar's northern teeth, huh man? And pawned them and swallowed the ticket, sigh man.

How many times are you going to say this. If you lack material, stfu...

Hit another sore spot, no embassy refund man...

Conking out....

Recover from your Bonkus of the Conkus soon, no more concussions man.

I might be forced to go the creative route, it could be painful for all involved.

Make it all up, is there an echo in here Nola-B. ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Probable cat prep zzz man.

And zzz earlier than Mrs. T-B., up studying she man.

Might take opportunity to ingest Heap Strong back-medicine & actually sleep it off, zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

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By the way, it is far past being our turn to start/name the new thread, see man!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Hubs turned on property brothers yesterdat. He likes the renos parts. Gives him ideas for our house. It tells me what he likes and doesn't like in regards to design which will make my life easier when it comes to doing our house later. :)

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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We got them before march.....

1 was destroyed when a guy left the camera on the trunk of the car, put the case in the back seat, then took off, the camera suffered catastrophic injuries.....

1 has some kinda defect in the lens, where it refuses to focus. (wasn't I recently complaining about Maria in the office? pestering me with camera repair questions? Couldn't handle a simple task?)

another 2 had the memory card pins bent, then some knucklehead tried to bend them back with some sharp instrument, and broke them off.

I suspect they bent because someone didn't like the way the card was seated, then pulled it back out just enough to create a misalignment, then forced it back in to bend the pins.....

I've tasked someone to try to find a camera that'll suit our needs, and we can buy like 30 of them at a reasonable price. Give each person a camera.

There's a way too many of not-so-sharp-tools in your company.

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Cost of broken camera should come out of their pay check imho. Ive had mine for almost 10 years. The biggest issue i had was from using it in the sand at night in Mexico in 2009? Only now having issues auto focusing with that lens.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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