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And Bart is 1 year old today! K, I just couldn't make it smaller, sorry!

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I ate too much but of so good!

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The little turtle comes by once in awhile with her little animal book and asks me to read it... Her fat little belly feels super soft and cozy pressed against me... Now, time to lotion my super-masc

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tiff don't cook

Or anything much else, reportedly man. Got your refund from the Malaysian embassy yet, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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That was many pages of absolute nonsense for which Steve is solely to blame.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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SAT Grand Master

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Or anything much else, reportedly man. Got your refund from the Malaysian embassy yet, huh man?

She does the dishes and laundry, keeps the house immaculate, you June cleaver m-effer....

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That was many pages of absolute nonsense for which Steve is solely to blame.

Hey, hey.....looka here, Einstein....My nonsense is at least 332 times more entertaining than any of your nonsense!

And may be over 1000 times better than Tark's jive dum ### grampa Simpson posts.

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So you shouldn't have used Worcestershire as an example, numb nuts! Lol

And for you, if there's 1 thing I can't stand is a French woman tryin ta educate the world on the English language. Everyone knows that the French speak English like a bunch a sissified nightingale....

"Oui oui...I got ta go wee wee...oui oui...my sexualitáy, is none of your businéz monsieuree...."

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That was many pages of absolute nonsense for which Steve is solely to blame.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

She does the dishes and laundry, keeps the house immaculate

Keeps the house immaculate by throwing out all of your important papers and documents, truth be known man.

Hey, hey.....looka here, Einstein....My nonsense is at least Many times more entertaining than any of your nonsense!

And may be over Many times better than Tark's jive dum ### grampa Simpson posts.

Einstein's faulty ciphering precised, :bonk: man.

"Oui oui...I got ta go wee wee...oui oui...my sexualitáy, is none of your businéz monsieuree...."

Oui wee, man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Hey, hey.....looka here, Einstein....My nonsense is at least 332 times more entertaining than any of your nonsense!

And may be over 1000 times better than Tark's jive dum ### grampa Simpson posts.

Plus 100.,. Runout this morning

And for you, if there's 1 thing I can't stand is a French woman tryin ta educate the world on the English language. Everyone knows that the French speak English like a bunch a sissified nightingale....

"Oui oui...I got ta go wee wee...oui oui...my sexualitáy, is none of your businéz monsieuree...."

There ya go talking dirty again.

Uggh drying my hair...taking to long...will have to hop a cab again...

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SAT Grand Master

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Oui wee, man.

Your wife saw your thang and said, "That's a wee wee", so you married her thinking she was a young innocent chica.

After you got married, you told her why you married her, and she said, "Si, me seen lotsa pricks and dicks, but yours is a wee wee....."

lmao, at least no one can TOS me for tryin' ta circumvent VJ filters :D

si si si.....

me love you long time pappy......aye......

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Gotten your refund from the Malaysian embassy yet, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Holy cow man you're on a roll today!

Speaking of trailers. Where's stretch....

She must be installing her new WWE SmackDown range hood...

Na I installed that baby early this morning :P

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I am drowning under a mountain of schoolwork that has suddenly come due in the next two weeks. Kill me now. Really. I haven't had to write a paper this long since high school. There isn't even any good research material to work with.

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Holy cow man you're on a roll today!

Took his uppers today, he did.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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SAT Grand Master

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Gotten your refund from the Malaysian embassy yet, huh man?

How many times are you going to say this. If you lack material, stfu...

You're like a broken record man. No wonder Darklar hates you...

Holy cow man you're on a roll today!

Na I installed that baby early this morning :P

Does it have ###-kicking sucking power?

Suck the starch right out of the corn?

Suck the gray right out of your hair?

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