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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,329

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1-Took about Many 1/2 months.

2-This is like the movie "casino".

1. Timing precised, :bonk: man.

2. Featuring one of the two Indian tribes on the Naturalization exam -- the Casino Indians, Mrs. T-B.'s answer she man.

Maybe you can get a cell next door to Darklar.

For whom would this be bigger punishment, huh man?

Where's Stretch when a thread locking is imminent?

Being irked, displeased, crossed, and fearsome, she man.

1. I have no illegals working here.

2. I helped fat boy with the paperwork for ManyManyMany.

1. FDNS & ICE will be the judge of that, raid man.

2. Paperwork variety precised, :bonk: man.

I see Stretch has hunted out the now locked devolving thread

Do not irk, displease, or cross the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Oh...so you are on Lichenstein's side? You think him a good guy??? Interesting.

You female um....Bubba....

And where, may I ask, did you see me say that? or even imply it.....

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You female Tark....I know the guy that was collared!

<shrugs>

And you are on his side so to speak? I was originally under the impression that you were on the side of the prosecutors...

You must agree that a guy pulling out a calculator in a park is funny-ha ha!!!

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You female Tark....I know the guy that was collared!

<shrugs>

Man didn't I tell you? You can't read Tark's jive ### turkey posts.....

Unless of course, you're stoned or something....

I'm noticing. I need whatever it is he's on.

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TBoneTX   45,329

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This is the FBI

Female-Body Inspectors, huh man?

I'm lost......

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/110313-us-consulate-in-guayaquil-ecuador/ , grrr ma'am.

Good luck with your crusade TBone!

Gracias, J ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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You female um....Bubba....

And where, may I ask, did you see me say that? or even imply it.....

Well you said his relative was suing the guy who knocked down a friend of the family.... So you hate him, but are using one of his family members to get some money...pretty awesome;)
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You female Tark

Highest compliment ever offered or offerable, whee J ma'am!

I'm noticing. I need whatever it is he's on.

Do you have a chair bought at half-price from the Habitat ReStore, huh ma'am? That's what we're on, si ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Female-Body Inspectors, huh man?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/110313-us-consulate-in-guayaquil-ecuador/ , grrr ma'am.

Gracias, J ma'am.

No, I asked you to teach Mini B to be a gamer at a young age.

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And you are on his side so to speak? I was originally under the impression that you were on the side of the prosecutors...

You must agree that a guy pulling out a calculator in a park is funny-ha ha!!!

OK, one mo time....you female jive turkey......

Lemme put it in street talks....

Now looka here B....where ju sees me say dat I wit ma man Shaya? (Pronounced "Shire", like Worcestershire).

What I said, is that I know the ma fugger.....And I know him well. And his brother, and the horse he rode in on.....

I'm noticing. I need whatever it is he's on.

ok that's progress....

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Highest compliment ever offered or offerable, whee J ma'am!

Do you have a chair bought at half-price from the Habitat ReStore, huh ma'am? That's what we're on, si ma'am.

HahahahahahaHahahahahaha

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Well you said his relative was suing the guy who knocked down a friend of the family.... So you hate him, but are using one of his family members to get some money...pretty awesome;)

Somebody is stoned, headache in deciphering this man.

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Must relieve Mrs. T-B. of Mini-B. pesterings, insistent wee man.

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Houston area completely flooded again, wet man.

Roads to POTS Sales & Distribution Center flooded out, wet man.

Spent time notifying eager customers of weather-related delays, courtesy man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Well you said his relative was suing the guy who knocked down a friend of the family.... So you hate him, but are using one of his family members to get some money...pretty awesome;)

One mo time.....

Ground control to Frenchy....

Adonde did tu see me say I hate el Jew?

<sigh>

I said...verbatim...." I know the guy"

That tis all I said.......

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OK, one mo time....you female jive turkey......

Lemme put it in street talks....

Now looka here B....where ju sees me say dat I wit ma man Shaya? (Pronounced "Shire", like Worcestershire).

What I said, is that I know the ma fugger.....And I know him well. And his brother, and the horse he rode in on.....

ok that's progress....

Love it when you talk dirty...lol
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SAT Grand Master

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HahahahahahaHahahahahaha

we like to laugh at him yes....

ok, I ain't talkin' to yous marklars no mo, Fat boy's mother cooked me a King's buffet for my generosity.....

Pics later.....

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