The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You nut I already did from grades 6 to 12

I actually don't want to home school the little ones, I just want a better school. There is one that is like 10mins away but he doesn't like it as it has mandatory parental volunteer hours.

Well, you get what you put into it. In the grand scheme of things, that isn't a big deal compared to a better education.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

He didn't stay long at the party. hmm wounder if the rain had something to do about it as it was an outside party.

Now he's gone for lunch by himself, but I'm not supposed to know that. (he wanted me to go I said no) He made up an excuse to go without me.

Now don't get me wrong I don't have a problem if he goes out to eat. It's the bull excuse that ticks me off.

Oh did I mention they allow corporal punishment in school here.......yes I'm still pissed at that and how he thinks it acceptable. BTW She wasn't enrolled in school Thursday when we went. I'm disgusted with the schools here and that is putting i nicely.

Do not (do NOT!) irk, displease, infuriate, or otherwise cross the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

I wonder what happened at the party...

We have left parties because there were too few rubias, one possibility man.

I'm the world champion in backgammon?

And the world's chump in frontgammon, huh man?

Edited April 17, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Now the Hillbilly went to the movies without me!

It's increasingly urgent that you look around for unexpected rubias or become one yourself, D ma'am.

He has a GF I tell ya!

And a wife, on the side!

Whoever is more rubia would have the fightingest chance, at least around here, we man.

Edited April 17, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Actually growing my hair out atm

You're growing your hair out of an Automated Teller Machine, huh J ma'am?

If so, which specific hair, huh J ma'am?

Or, you saw hair growing out of an Automated Teller Machine that you usually patronize, huh J ma'am?

April Manyth ................................................................................................................. April Manyth

Calendar span precised, see Niki-B. ma'am.

poor little pig was delicious.....

Next step = cuy, oink man!

Edited April 17, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

What did you eat it with?

Probably a fork, or a knife & fork, si J ma'am.

chicken

Rice and veggies.

wine.

cab suave.

The absolute best bottle of Many dollar and Many cent wine I've ever had in my life!

Didn't you eat it with a fork, or with a knife & fork, huh man?

Just ignore the hubs and get a new one...he probably won't notice.

How could Hubby #1 not notice Hubby #2, huh J ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Bah I don't need to be a Rhode scholar you #######!

Who the heck do you think is going to be stuck doing her school work?? Me!! sure the heck won't be the HillBilly!

Just because I suck at spelling and grammar and math doesn't mean I can't figure it out. I did raise Many kids already and let me tell you the curriculum they had in Canada is still more advance then their so called AP ####### here!

Sometimes I wished I did drink, I'd be gone!

Number of chilluns precised, and DNIDOCTFO,NM!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. so, by my mom's grave

2. She saw Many frogs, large, medium, small

1. A somber anniversary, sigh man.

2. How many of the Many were large, medium, & small, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Saturday GS report, see man:

Dragged our completely dead selves from bed far too early, truncated zzz man.

Completely disappointing GSs and in fact also ESs, sigh man.

-- One ES was a repeat at a place that we had cleaned out weeks ago, mysterious man

-- One ES was not whole-casa, grrr man.

-- One ES featured family saying "No, that's not for sale! And that's not for sale!" grrr man.

The take, see man:

-- verrrrry sharp kitchen knife = half a buck, steal man

-- box of weird-format notecards = $1, OK man

Total = $1.half-a-buck, paltry man.

Treated family to McDonald's for lunch, cheaper/faster than Denny's man.

Gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile that was again running purely on fumes, ADD Mrs. T-B. she man.

Got a much-needed nearly 2-hour nap, we zzz man.

Went to Aldi, etc., errands man.

Played Trains & watched Thomas videos with Mini-B., we & wee man.

Dished & de-dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday nights man.

Warshered/baked/folded kitchen rags & bath towels, prep for strenuous laundry day man.

Have already brushed cat, prematurely expectant miu man.

Cat has left wrapper at our feet, again expectant miu man.

Re-cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with or without +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Again dozed off at keyboard, need zzz man.

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Good thing that we mowed lawn on Friday, shpritzing rain all afternoon man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Did off-doze at keyboard, obviously need zzz man.

[SAT 9,609]

Didn't you eat it with a fork, or with a knife & fork, huh man?

You substandard-bred uncultured below par Tark-magnon...everyone knows that Chinese people eat with chopsticks....

Gump....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Chopsticks can be so much more effective.

Long day....

Gonna watch gossip girl later tonight-ha ha.

[SAT 9,609]

Stop calling everyone a jive turkey...

[Jacque67 7,328]

Stop calling everyone a jive turkey...

Hey, I have only used it twice..once on VJ and the other in a personal matter...effective both times ...the emails have stopped.

[SAT 9,609]

Hmmm...maybe you can turn that into an ice breaker at a Nipponese sake bar....

The very next guy you sit next to, call him a jive turkey and see if he wants to tie you up...