The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[Jacque67 7,328]

Wel those two words have given me temporary respite from the verbal onslaught .

So how do I get to see pics of the pig with the bow?

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April 16th ................................................................................................................. April 14th

[Jacque67 7,328]

April 16th ................................................................................................................. April 14th

Wow!

Beautiful pics btw.

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I boycott Quentin Tarantino pos...

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So how do I get to see pics of the pig with the bow?

poor little pig was delicious.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

It looks really good. How did you eat it?? Did someone slice it up for you guys?

The jive turkey comment seems to have really worked. Peace at last;)

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Hey, used that slang you taught me Steve ... Jive turkey...that was my two word response..

um....dear....the words "Jive Turkey" is a noun. It must be strategically used to be effective.....

For instance, when speaking of Tark, you might say something to the tune of, "Man that pudder mucker ain't nuttin' but a jive turkey........"

[Jacque67 7,328]

I boycott Quentin Tarantino pos...

Blasphemy!!!! They have great dialogues in them!!

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with that said, your response could be something like......

"Now looka here you fing jive turkey, leaves me be now before I bust a cap in yo azz....."

Blasphemy!!!! They have great dialogues in them!!

he's a #######.

[Jacque67 7,328]

um....dear....the words "Jive Turkey" is a noun. It must be strategically used to be effective.....

For instance, when speaking of Tark, you might say something to the tune of, "Man that pudder mucker ain't nuttin' but a jive turkey...####....."

Mine was "Jive turkey???". Must have got to him. I like to be short and sharp.

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It looks really good. How did you eat it?? Did someone slice it up for you guys?

I took it home and cut it up. Tiff promptly brought some to the Gumps and her thuggy friends. Which is fine, we can't eat that much. It's meant to be shared.

[Jacque67 7,328]

with that said, your response could be something like......

"Now looka here you fing jive turkey, leaves me be now before I bust a cap in yo azz....."

he's a #######.

That line sound like something out of a Tarantino film. This will go in my notebook. Excellent!!!!

I took it home and cut it up. Tiff promptly brought some to the Gumps and her thuggy friends. Which is fine, we can't eat that much. It's meant to be shared.

That's nice of you both. What did you eat it with?

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Mine was "Jive turkey???". Must have got to him. I like to be short and sharp.

try.....

"Stop ma farggin emailin' b'foe I break out wit da Gat, jive turkey. sheee...."

(Gat= Gatling gun, street slang for automatic weapon)

[Jacque67 7,328]

try.....

"Stop ma farggin emailin' b'foe I break out wit da Gat, jive turkey. sheee...."

(Gat= Gatling gun, street slang for automatic weapon)

Awesome...love this kind of talk. Another entry in my notebook.

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What did you eat it with?

Um....that chicken that you see in the pic.....

Rice and veggies.

A bottle of fabulous wine.

A cab suave.

The absolute best bottle of 4 dollar and fiddy cent wine I've ever had in my life!

(I went to the wine store the other day and the guy said I must try it)

Crane lakes. Now I have to go back and get a case.....