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Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,369

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Ugh Why do men think it's perfectly fine to invite himself to a birthday party. No I will not go or let you take the kids.

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Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,369

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Steve I think you're one of the few men out there that wouldn't pull that.


I skipped supper.Not in the mood to eat.

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Citizenship for older 2 boys

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Biometrics 04/15/14

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In line for Oath 06/20/14

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SAT Grand Master

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Steve I think you're one of the few men out there that wouldn't pull that.

I skipped supper.Not in the mood to eat.

No, why are you so mad?

And I think most people I know would not go to a birthday party uninvited.

Here, good thing I took this pic earlier at BJ's. It's guaranteed to make you smile.....

Ya want me ta send you one a these?

IMAG0277_zpssc8ztavl.jpg

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Young Ecu couple (guy burned in industrial accident) finally leaving for Ecu today, bye he & she man.

They will leave all our loaned stuff at hotel front desk, retrieve this eve we man.

We hope that they have good memories of their medical & informal treatment here, remember us man.

We fought heavy traffic to get to their hotel this eve, dedication man.

They hadn't checked out yet, chase of undomesticated geese man.

1. BJs [...] prices are a little higher than Costco

2. And you get to stuff as many bagels as you can into their Many-bagel bag...

1. In that case, we will not go, no man.

2. In that case, we might go, hmmm man. But what kind of deal is it to put Many bagels into a Many-bagel bag, fuzzy math man?

Ugh Why do men think it's perfectly fine to invite himself to a birthday party. No I will not go or let you take the kids.

English-only translation and do not irk, displease, or cross the fearsome Ontarklar, si and no man.

I skipped supper.Not in the mood to eat.

Do not irk, displease, cross, or starve the fearsome, svelte Ontarklar, no man!

1. No, why are you so mad?

2.

IMAG0277_zpssc8ztavl.jpg

1. Because someone irked, displeased, or crossed the fearsome Ontarklar, :bonk: man.

2. Whose thumb is in this foto and when was its last manicure, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Casa-ward commute polluted with not just turtles, but snails, grrrrrRRRRR man.

Mowed entire lawn, just right height and before week of forecast heavy rain man.

Consumed only two, albeit thick, sweatbands, Chamber of Commerce weather man.

Got only one mosquito-bite, glancing blow man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served Italian-seasoned chicken breasts with fried-rice casserole, ingest man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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2. Whose thumb is in this foto and when was its last manicure, huh man?

whose thumb does it look like you dope!

Whadaya think Tiff has man-hands like your wife?

Casa-ward commute polluted with not just turtles, but snails, grrrrrRRRRR man.

Mowed entire lawn

Tow a trailer up here with your POS Pontiac, I'll lend you my John Deere lol

TBoneTX Grand Master

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We have just dished a very full warsher, egad man.

Mrs. T-B. managed to soil ALL of our Many,000 steak knives, mystery how she man.

Must re-dish warsher later with large pots/pans, repeat of last week's thrilling saga man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,845

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Mini-B. is back to full energy, harness it for perpetual motion wee man.

Is still coughing, but less, recovering wee man.

Mrs. T-B. still exhausted, dedicated mommy she man.

Mrs. T-B. liked beaded T-shirt from this morn's GS, appreciative she man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,369

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No, why are you so mad?

And I think most people I know would not go to a birthday party uninvited.

Here, good thing I took this pic earlier at BJ's. It's guaranteed to make you smile.....

Ya want me ta send you one a these?

IMAG0277_zpssc8ztavl.jpg

I've been dealing with this headache non stop for days and days now.

I don't know why I can't get through the Hillbilly's thick skull about why you don't show up to a party when not invited.

Lol nice picture, but I'm sure there is no short supply of those here.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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I don't know why I can't get through the Hillbilly's thick skull

Because....

** Neanderthalensis..... (subspecies Proto-Neandertark)

(The head bone is connected to the neck bone, the neck bone is connected to the back bone, etc....)

Neanderthal+skull,+Dr+Karl+Shuker.jpg

OK, VJ is filtering out binomial nomenclatures.....

H0mo-Neanderthalensis......

Edited by SAT
TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,845

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1. whose thumb does it look like you dope!

2. Whadaya think Tiff has man-hands like your wife?

Many. Tow a trailer up here with your POS Pontiac, I'll lend you my John Deere lol

1., 2., & Many. Struck more than one nerve, we see, hee hee man. Got the Malaysian Embassy's refund yet, huh man?

Make sure you put on your Polish tablecloth apron before you do. Wuss....

Struck the Many'th nerve, we see, hee hee man. Got the Malaysian Embassy's refund yet, huh man?

1. I've been dealing with this headache non stop for days and days now.

2. I don't know why I can't get through the Hillbilly's thick skull about why you don't show up to a party when not invited.

Many. Lol nice picture, but I'm sure there is no short supply of those here.

1. If the pain is all in your head, we shall have to amputate, D ma'am.

2. What were the exact circumstances, huh D ma'am?

Many. Brushing off offer of Hillbilly food! Reported!!!

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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