The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[Jacque67 7,328]

There there Frenchy...don't be scared...

Just get a Nipponese dude to come over to comfort you...

And tell him to bring some sake...

Well there is a cute shy young guy at the local convenience store...he blushes every time I make a purchase -luvit

This musta been Frenchy, on her flight back to Nippon...

Or, maybe it's a Fook...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/angry-plane-passenger-douses-attendants-after-they-145948825.html

Oh no! Don't need the publicity, man. Edited April 14, 2016 by Jacque67

[SAT 9,609]

Well there is a cute shy young guy

Cougar...

get her out of my hair for 10 mins

Poor tornado...

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Good appetite and activity while the kid has a fever? Congrats Mini-B on discovering how to make the thermometer rise to fever level and get out of skool!

The fever was only Many degrees, somewhat under the Many-degree level in children that causes concern, precisely man.

Meanwhile, the fever broke last night, sweaty wee man. But he's still staying home today, exhausted Mrs. T-B. she man.

there's the ones that bring them alone and leave them strapped into a car, parked in the sun on a summer day.

There are several deaths per year from that around here, sigh man.

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DSL croaked last night before we could say "Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!" Therefore, we now say "Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!"

[TBoneTX 45,849]

I just can't imagine where leaving two year old children alone could be acceptable.

One can't take one's eyes off them or their doings for one second, no man.

Does the word "Mogadishu" mean anything to you?

We mogadishu'd the warsher last night, huh man?

two year olds tend to be mobile and don't stay where you put them.

This is the understatement of the year, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

get her out of my hair for Many mins

Not in her job description, no D ma'am.

Well there is a cute shy young guy at the local convenience store...he blushes every time I make a purchase -luvit

Where was he when you were single, huh J ma'am?

1. Headache going on 2 days straight with no relief!

2. Getting the Tornado registered for kindergarten later today.

1. Divorce him, D ma'am!

2. Mrs. T-B. did this for Mini-B. just on Monday, she for wee man.

1- get rid of your headache by making him go to work.

Undercutting sage wisdom posted just above! Reported!!!

1. I don't like Staten island, but it's the lowest crime Boro in NYC.

2. You can still buy a mansion there for a Many bucks or so.

1. Ciudad de Nueva York crime Many, Texas crime less-than-Many, you finally win something man.

2. :rofl: How about even bigger & better in Texas for half $Many, man?

The earthquake warning alert was broadcasted on my VT just now.

On your ventricular tachycardia, huh J ma'am?

Edited April 14, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Many POTS orders to process, work before play man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with or without skool uniforms and +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

So, I'm sitting around all morning. Nobody's looking for me. Fine.

The new accountant calls. Says I can go sign the returns. Ok fine.

So I go over there, this guy's in a wheel chair. And, my return is not ready to be signed. I sit there for an hour and a half going over it. And now, everyone's ringing my cell phone off the hook....

Wt-f man...

I like this accountant. But he's a mess man...

Slow and confused, keeps asking the same questions...

[Caryh 5,206]

I am aware, I've had one. Americans are a little overprotective and reactionary when it comes to these things, though. Of course it is tragic, but it is different than leaving the kid all day at home alone or going out partying. It isn't something I'd do with a 2 year old or any age legally under the limit in America (I think here it is 8 according to the local social services), but I understand someone doing it.

True, it was much better than leaving them to out partying for a day or two. But I remember when my own kids were that age. You couldn't take your eyes off them for a minute without some trouble popping up.

[Caryh 5,206]

Jonas Bronck

https://www.google.co.jp/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0ahUKEwiij_D5oY7MAhVE4qYKHVfkAqAQFggTMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbronxriver.org%2F%3Fpg%3Dcontent%26p%3Dabouttheriver%26m1%3D13%26m2%3D78%26m3%3D56&usg=AFQjCNEWr236tHEYmuIgQYVpjvkmMLy2-g&sig2=NHXQsmf4YzF-vvmFuhIX4Q

Already happening.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bronx

This what it looked like last time I was there. Was doing an install in a textile factory there. My work partner wore a flak jacket and I wore my leather jacket. The locals stepped off the sidewalk into the street when we walked down the street. We knew how to dress and act for the environment

So, I'm sitting around all morning. Nobody's looking for me. Fine.

The new accountant calls. Says I can go sign the returns. Ok fine.

So I go over there, this guy's in a wheel chair. And, my return is not ready to be signed. I sit there for an hour and a half going over it. And now, everyone's ringing my cell phone off the hook....

Wt-f man...

I like this accountant. But he's a mess man...

Slow and confused, keeps asking the same questions...

its hard to find a good accountant that will cook the books for you

[SAT 9,609]

This what it looked like last time I was there. Was doing an install in a textile factory there. My work partner wore a flak jacket and I wore my leather jacket. The locals stepped off the sidewalk into the street when we walked down the street. We knew how to dress and act for the environment

its hard to find a good accountant that will cook the books for you

1- it still looks like that

2- you freak

3- never-mind cooking the books. I lost all my depreciation records. ####.....

[SAT 9,609]

Now this one, deserves to die, a slow death...

http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/nanny-who-fatally-stabbed-children-rejects-generous-plea-deal/

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm not happy about it at all. I hate the schools here. This school is now 4 schools combined because they all sucked so bad they closed the others and they think putting them all together was a smart choice.

My husband think the schools are fine. I think he is in for a wake up call shortly after they start.

I want to homeschool them, I know ppl get all well your not a teacher, you can't homeschool you have a disability. Their programs you can buy and theres the internet, no reason at all to send kids to be brain washed in school.

Ok going to stop or I may not get this kid registered at all.

Why let the school brainwash them, when you can brainwash them yourself! I'm in total agreement. Maybe you can them some Hitler Youth uniforms too. You'd be the envy of the entire neighborhood!

[Caryh 5,206]

Well there is a cute shy young guy at the local convenience store...he blushes every time I make a purchase -luvit

pic of Frenchy playing the cougar.

[Caryh 5,206]

1- it still looks like that

2- you freak

3- never-mind cooking the books. I lost all my depreciation records. #### #### ####.....

1 - Well how da heck would I know, I said I haven't been back.

2- thank you

3- You are certainly depreciated here.

[Caryh 5,206]

Now this one, deserves to die, a slow death...

http://nypost.com/2016/04/14/nanny-who-fatally-stabbed-children-rejects-generous-plea-deal/

you forgot painful