The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[TBoneTX 45,319]

He's going to Mexico to get his teeth drilled and shoes polished, not for pleasure. Pleasure for Tark is finding something used for less than retail.

Simian Gap is filled, Many (2x2x2+1) pairs of shoes shined at $2/pair, earwax cleaned at massive savings over U.S. health-plan prices, hairs cut (all Many of them) at respectable savings over U.S. prices, plate of Mexican enchiladas eaten, ingest man.

My wife was traumatized and tears when she got home. Wants to quit her job there now. She's terrified of this guy now.

Possibly resolved during next Many pages, but sounds as though Hubby should appear and back someone against the wall by the scruff of the shirt, grrr man.

Minnesota's state motto is "We'd be further south, but Canada sucks and Iowa blows"

The real story is, see man:

Q: Why doesn't Iowa slide into Missouri, huh man?

A: Because Minnesota sucks, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

that will cost many many...

Where's the +Many button for recognizing excellence in Polish finance, huh man?

we just sorta let Tark babble and ignore him all the time.....

Impossible to ignore the unignorable, ha man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

1. I'm tempted to go down and confront the guy myself.

2. grabbing him by the shirt and screaming in his face about how I'm going to rip him and new ash hole if I have the slightest suspicion he ever does something like that again, and then shoving him away.

1. Plagiarism, see man! Reported!!!

2. Plagiarism, see man! Reported!!!

Ive been told i cant swear at work because it's unpleasant work environment for others. #### off.

Where's the +Many button for this post and this attitude, huh man?

I like babble, it's entertaining

Good Jarklar! Good, GOOD Jarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

1. No but if you find out where that is, I'd like to know.

2. Got a new phone today. SMany wee

1. Google "Utopia, Texas," see Niki-B. ma'am.

2. Phone model precised, see Niki-B. ma'am.

Where everybody go...

, see we man

[TBoneTX 45,319]

It's cold here man.....

Did mother nature get the memo?

It's April...

Texas Many (degrees, et al.), Nueva York zero, si man.

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where's Tark....

, see we man

I have a stack of papers I have to read. But I dun feel like reading them....

Hire a stacked secretary instead, si man.

maybe not double but pulling and extra Many to Many pounds plus the trailer.

Pull-weighting precised, D ma'am.

1. I barely know what I going to do for supper the day of

2. we may end up divorce before it gets done.

1. Neither does Tiff, no man. :rofl:

2. Then, we shall finally know where you were when you were single, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Kielbasa is being attacked! The Jedi wants meat meat meat!!

War with Poland, D ma'am! Reported!!!

1. I ordered a couple of golden delicious saplings.

2. the little deer destroyed them...

1. Were they delicious, ingest man? (Look at what you'll eat because of Tiff, good grief man.)

2 Oh deer, sigh man.

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Nice nipponese girls......

Fotos of Japanese rubias now, see man.

Exhausted ..don't think I can even make it to the bedroom...

Next time, insist that you two do it in the bedroom, whee ma'am.

Getting a list together to gather stuff for an Event on the Many'th.

Calendar precised, see D ma'am.

Edited April 7, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,319]

I can't post a list pic. It show some things I sell on it.

Advertise your pre-owned toilet seats in every way possible, commi$$ion$ D ma'am.

.where's Tark....

Maybe he got lost in Mexico.

Maybe he got kidnapped, and they called his wife.

And his wife was like, "how much you gimme to take him back? sí...."

While we were fruitlessly looking for Mexican rubias, no see man, Mrs. T-B. was cavorting with the Rojo, we informed him of our absence man.

Maybe they are holding his wallet hostage and there's a nickle in it so he won't leave

Spying and stalking, D ma'am! Reported!!!

I purport Tark is actually hanging out there looking for more profits.

We actually arranged for more imported supplies of pre-owned toilet seats, not Made in China man.

And now he got rounded up by the feds

You don't know the half of it, POE man.

When's my next vacation...

It's constant, constantly-vacant man.

Whodahel names their kid "Bonevil"? Would you mind telling me?

Mr. & Mrs. Pontiack, that's who man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

it's raining cats and dogs

Is it raining St. Bernards & Maine Coons, or merely newborn kittens & Chihuahuas, huh J ma'am?

Internet friends are only occasionally friends. If I had a friend being called names on the internet unfairly, and was internet friends with the other friend. I would decide who I was the better friend with and de-friend the other. But my internet friends are apparently NOT as good of friends as I am, so they did not do this.

English-only outside the regional forums, Niki-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

And that, my dear, has gotta be the most confusing post in the history of mankind on VJ....

Plagiarism, see just above man! Reported!!!

So Many cheers for me!

Number of Niki-B. cheers precised, si si si ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh no, customs let Tark back in....

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Here, there's also Many stores that do such repair for Many bucks.

Number of available locations and median price precised, man.

need hip surgery.

How hip are you, huh man? How hip is the surgery, or the surgeon, huh or huh man?

Seriously, feel better, si man.

Must be hard to have kids late in life and then try and keep up with them.

Better late than never, parenthood Nola-B. ma'am.

That'll teach me to have automatic deductions from them huh?

We trust nobody automatically, NO and man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

1. They bought my mortgage. Duh!

2. A little deficient in service

Many. I was almost Many days late.

Many. My bank straightened it out. They sent me a letter of apology.

1. Having a mortgage at all is a Duh, man.

2. And what else, in the very ultimate rear-end, means anything other than service, huh man?

Many. You're pregnant with twins, Manyplets, or Manyruplets, congratulations man!

Many. What about straightening out your now-hosed credit report, huh man?

For me it's only a buck Many. But times that by Many,000, and it's Many mil....

Multiplication precised, man.

Oh no, customs let Tark back in....

It wasn't perfunctory, no man.

Good, GOOD Ontarklar with +1 inventories!

Good, GOOD Asia with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

You female Gump. Mortgage = tax shelter. It's the only free money you'll ever get from the feds.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Little do you know about (anything, but specifically) the tax advantages of pre-owned toilet seats, sigh man.