The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Pin the the tail on the Niki?

Are her hindquarters the shapeliest of our distaff participants, huh man?

Fotos of all female hindquarters now, or no one gets tail, no man! (Uh, er...)

Woot I love bonuses!!

Then get your tail (or at least shapely hindquarters) in gear and make some sales, D ma'am!

Man Texas has Tarklar in it.

Texas even more Many, everywhere else Fewer, reality man.

Louisiana's state motto should be, "hey, at least we're not Texas".

Their real motto is "What Dat Tasty-Lookin' Roadkill, Boudreaux?"

In Poland, it's March Many'nd.

Polish calendar precised, man.

[Janelle2002 3,865]

There've been VJ members who've asked if they can visit Hawaii before they adjust status, sigh man.

No no no, Jarklar -- we're a colony of Old Mexico, si ma'am.

Our tail is necessary for quality-testing our pre-owned toilet seats*, see man.

*these make great Mother's Day gifts -- order yours today, si man!

Last year, Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. were in a supermarket. An employee walked by with a feather-duster in his back pocket. Mini-B. exclaimed, "Hey! You have a tail! Why you have a tail?" Unfortunately, the guy didn't hear him, no man.

Did the VJer apply for advanced parole? Lol

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Good thing I don't have an April 1st baby too that would really mess with me.

The Manyruplets are overdue, D ma'am? Next time, induce labor, si D ma'am.

You have a kid for every sign of the zodiac...

Parturient Ontarklar! Parturient, PARTURIENT Ontarklar!

Uh no

Your untailed hindquarters might therefore be suited for a lucrative Pre-Owned Toilet Seat franchi$e or di$tributor$hip, Niki-B. ma'am. Inquire within, si ma'am.

not really only half of them

Next time you're pregnant with (only) twins, have one on the last day of one sign and the other on the first day of the new sign, efficiency-in-parturience D ma'am.

There's only Many signs in the Polish zodiac...

Now THERE'S a brilliant conclusion, duh man.

My complaints for the week:

1.

2.

Many.

That's too Many complaints, Part Many ma'am.

I'm terrible at planning for meals. I have things in the kitchen but no idea how to make a cohesive meal out of them. Blah.

Goulash, si ma'am.

goulash

goulash

Double plagiarism, Niki-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

the nanny is so ###### loud.... I couldn't hear the ###### doorbell.

YOU were the one who couldn't wait to get her back, man.

Another wind storm tomorrow night. This wind hasn't stopped blowing since Sandy...

Too many windbags, or a certain one here, in Nueva York, duh man.

Nueva York Many (windbags), Texas Fewer, you finally won one man.

1. uh oh....I ran outta cheap swilling wine again...

2. I'll have to break out the good ####...

1. No more Ripple, huh man?

2. Wild Irish Rose, huh man?

did hillbilly drench it in Tabasco sauce?...

In moonshine, duh and man.

Trifling with hillbilly culture, see man! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

1. But they are still ###### Louisiana. The swamp could swallow that state back up and no one would notice.

2. I'm never going to be done with school, never! I am sick of it.

1. Where's the +Many button, huh man?

However, they are the home of the answer to one of Mrs. T-B.'s citizenship questions, si man:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/?p=5707812

2. Going off-topic in the same post, Nola-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

Edited April 2, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,361]

The turtle has a fever all right....

That shouldn't be in her little job description, no wee ma'am...

1. I have her some Tylenol.

2. She has a little cough too.

Many. She was just sick a couple of weeks ago...

1. One of the major food groups, sigh man.

2. Shouldn't be in her little job description, no wee ma'am.

Many. It's in their little job descriptions, sigh man...

Did the VJer apply for advanced parole? Lol

No and sigh man.

We haven't recently seen one of the panicked posts of "he washed his jeans with the passport/visa in the pocket!"

[TBoneTX 45,361]

We are not sleepy at all, no zzz man; however, we have pre-committed ourself to arise at o'dark-Many (half past 2+2+1 a.m.) to attend a mass GS some distance away, ought to be a good one man.

However, they're running the infernal thing only from Many (2x2x2-1) a.m. until Many (2x2x2+2) a.m., which is insane and the organizers/schedulers should be institutionalized, egad man.

We therefore need to be in range to get a good parking spot and to rifle through the best goods before the stragglers arrive, see man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other lovely babes with overflowing, allocatable +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Company-man work, grrrr man...

Cat prep zzz perhaps now man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

She didn't get sick the first year.

The nanny took her out Tuesday.

Wednesday I was by the door, and the nanny walked out with her for a few seconds, it was cold. She could have caught a chill.....

Ok I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.

Kids get sick, it might be something the older one brought home. My younger one got roseola at around 6 months old and I was so worried with the high fever, but the fever is good to kill the infection.

Caught a chill? I bring the baby outside all the time in the cold for walks with just a sweater if it is above 30 and a bunting above 15ish. Babies need fresh air.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Hope the turtle is better now, Steve.

Edited April 2, 2016 by Jacque67

[SAT 9,609]

Caught a chill? I bring the baby outside all the time in the cold for walks with just a sweater if it is above 30 and a bunting above 15ish. Babies need fresh air.

The older one's first year was rougher. The little one, never got sick. Never even got a rash till about 10 months or so.....

Then I nicknamed her "red butt"

I dunno, may be she caught a chill, but I have a slight cough now, and so does the older one.

[NikLR 13,227]

Prolly something the older one brought home then.

[Asia 2,498]

Looks like a hospital is starting there

Take care of yourself and your family!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The older one's first year was rougher. The little one, never got sick. Never even got a rash till about 10 months or so.....

Then I nicknamed her "red butt"

I dunno, may be she caught a chill, but I have a slight cough now, and so does the older one.

Maybe just a cold?

The little Dane has never had a rash either, but I suspect that is because of the cloth diapers and his insistence pn being changed immediately after he soils them.

[SAT 9,609]

I hope it's just a cold.

Little turtle has a routine, when she poppy pants, she comes to us, then she goes to the shower and waits for a butt rinse lol