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Ontarkie Grand Master

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It's all of the nicknames that cause confusion at times.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
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Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
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Cards Received01-22-09
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Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

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NikLR Grand Master

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That's true. We've known each other a while. Steve (sat) likes to name everyone who sticks around.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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I don't know Tark. Lol what section Tark in?

It is us, Janelle dear. The rule in this thread is that the loveliest ladies (of whom you are one) are to give each of our posts a +1, si ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,363

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1. Your first impression of Tark will be that you think he's ugly.

2. But when you see his bank account, you'll change your mind.

1. We are the handsomest simian in this thread, see man.

2. We are the richest simian in this thread, courtesy of our Pre-Owned Toilet Seat (POTS) business, $i man.

I'm lost with this present convo....

Even we can't remember all the nicknames, J dear.

We are Tarklar, or Tark for short, si man.

Steve = Steveklar

Ontarkie = Stretch or Ontarklar (her husband = The Hillbilly)

NOLA = Trophie (her husband = Dutch)

NLR = Niki, Nik, Niki-B. ma'am

Asia = Commie-Babe

Jacque67 = Frenchy, J ma'am

We are forgetting others, too late at night man.

Mrs. T-B. downstairs periodically yelling for our help with Mini-B.'s skool registration, she man.

Mini-B. upstairs periodically getting out of bed to see where Mrs. T-B. is, wee man.

Our distraction can perhaps therefore be forgiven, hope we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,363

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Lovely Asia! Lovely, LOVELY Asia!

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Speaking of our lovely Polish Commie-babe, we have a mathematical system here, see man.

Polish Math (P-Math): numerical system consists of 1, 2, and Many.

Few here have demonstrated their consistent prowess at it, sigh man.

Crucial translation knowledge, see J dear ma'am:

Oj tak = si man (in Polish)

Oj nie = no man (in Polish)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Cat* prep** zzz*** man.

* Brush cat; change water; add dry food if required, miu man

** Prepare self for bed, we man

***Sleep, man

Mornin', lovely Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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It's all of the nicknames that cause confusion at times.

Lovely Asia! Lovely, LOVELY Asia!

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Speaking of our lovely Polish Commie-babe, we have a mathematical system here, see man.

Polish Math (P-Math): numerical system consists of 1, 2, and Many.

Few here have demonstrated their consistent prowess at it, sigh man.

Crucial translation knowledge, see J dear ma'am:

Oj tak = si man (in Polish)

Oj nie = no man (in Polish)

Cat* prep** zzz*** man.

* Brush cat; change water; add dry food if required, miu man

** Prepare self for bed, we man

***Sleep, man

Mornin', lovely Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

Looks like I have some studying to do if I want to hang out here. I'll work on it. Lol. Thanks for the clarity.

Good night man

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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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I'm lost with this present convo....

You'll catch on in a day.....

That's true. We've known each other a while. Steve (sat) likes to name everyone who sticks around.

Some names are quite befitting....

My radio name in the military used to be "Stripper" :content:

<sigh> long story..... :wacko:

Looks like I have some studying to do if I want to hang out here. I'll work on it. Lol. Thanks for the clarity.

Good night man

Jan don't listen to this idiot.....we try to Negative 1 from him on every post.

You see what I mean about his dum ### posts?

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Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,236

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Well my nice clean keyboard just had more juice spilled on it! The Jedi spilled about half my glass :crying::cry::ranting: most of it on him and the table but splashes got my keyboard again.

I guess I should be happy he missed the Flip, and Leappad.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Well my nice clean keyboard just had more juice spilled on it! The Jedi spilled about half my glass :crying::cry::ranting: most of it on him and the table but splashes got my keyboard again.

I guess I should be happy he missed the Flip, and Leappad.

give him a straw and let him drink from the keyboard :)

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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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This is gonna put Tark outta business....

http://www.woot.com/?utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_campaign=c5a21b1f91-Daily+Digest+-+20160401+-+Sport.Woot&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-c5a21b1f91-291377201#tracked

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