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SAT Grand Master

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Of course he isn't Polish, or his name would be Winterski who sails his boat to Poland every winter.

He didn't sail his boat there you dope, he'd get lost and end up in Nippon....

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Oh, tarkladoosh is still alive....

After reporting more income than the Gross or Refined National Product of the entire country of Tarkladoosh, Federal Tax Form 10Many0 man.

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Is this a made-up weeee Niki-B., huh ma'am?

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He didn't sail his boat there you dope, he'd get lost and end up in Nippon....

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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He didn't sail his boat there you dope, he'd get lost and end up in Nippon....

well heck that's better than Poland for the winter.

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Who here thinks Niki is milfy? Raise your hands.

Meee....

well heck that's better than Poland for the winter.

Yo Nippon is freezin' man. Just ask Frenchy.

It's so cold, she got her tongue stuck on some freaky stuff over there...

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Yes. Milf.. pfft.

I like MILF pictures.

I have to be careful where I ask for them though. In my wife's country when I ask for a MILF picture I got this

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Who here thinks Niki is milfy? Raise your hands.

Meee....

Yo Nippon is freezin' man. Just ask Frenchy.

It's so cold, she got her tongue stuck on some freaky stuff over there...

Niki is MILFy, but not Filipino MILFy

Who cares if its cold there, they have Nipponese women there to warm you up. And dolphin sushi

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SAT Grand Master

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You get your tongue stuck on those Nipponese girls, ask Darklar....

Ask Frenchy...

Oooh...

Niki is MILFy

See?

And dolphin sushi

Whale fat keeps you warm...

Speaking of whale fat, where's Stretch lmao

Ok ok JK....where's tooth 8....

<ahem> ok I'm being serious now...

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You get your tongue stuck on those Nipponese girls, ask Darklar....

Ask Frenchy...

Oooh...

See?

Whale fat keeps you warm...

Speaking of whale fat, where's Stretch lmao

I've gotten my tongue stuck on more than just Nipponese girls in the past.

Stretch is going to mod the #### out of you for that one.

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On Tark's cat?

No but I did your momma.

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I dun care, she can mod her brains out. It was extremely funny :D

Poor stretch.....lol

:yes: :yes: :yes:

Ew...

thats ok, she was 18 at the time

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