The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

And why, may I ask, are you using Frenchy's avatar?....

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of Frenchy, she must be somewhere over the east China sea harassing the nice Nipponese stewardesses for more drinks...

And the fooks are harassing them for more cup-o-noodle soup....

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of cup-o-noodle soup, where's Stretch...

And speaking of fooks, we haven't seen tooth 8...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Hmmm.....lemme think about that......

You are Chinese, having a son should be of primary importance to you.

Especially so you can contribute to the growing gender imbalance of Asia.

[SAT 9,609]

No....you female numb nut....

I'm not a Chinaman. I'm a well educated, American yellow fellow with some Portugoose blood. And I don't have to have a son. I'm perfectly happy and content with 2 daddy's little girls (C.A.P.s)...

Ah, speaking of female numb nuts, where's Tark...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

No....you female numb nut....

I'm not a Chinaman. I'm a well educated, American yellow fellow with some Portugoose blood. And I don't have to have a son. I'm perfectly happy and content with 2 daddy's little girls (C.A.P.s)...

Ah, speaking of female numb nuts, where's Tark...

Stop trying to hide your secret fook.

[Ontarkie 14,237]

Speaking of cup-o-noodle soup, where's Stretch...

And speaking of fooks, we haven't seen tooth 8...

I had to do part one of groceries

Then I had to process sales

[Jacque67 7,328]

Speaking of Frenchy, she must be somewhere over the east China sea harassing the nice Nipponese stewardesses for more drinks...

And the fooks are harassing them for more cup-o-noodle soup....

Landed 30 minutes ago.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Domestic flight delay, coz some moron has a lighter in his checkin luggage. Odd thing is , it passed JFK security...

I just wanna get home....exhausted.

[Caryh 5,206]

Use birth control and condoms. Get fixed. Lower chances of babies by whole bunches. I choose not to pass on genetic defects now that I know I have them. I have been told by others that I should've reproduced more though. But hubs and I are pretty happy with our purposeful lack of children.

I just got unfixed! And that's the last time any one is ever cutting into my sack! First wife wanted me to get a vasectomy, so I did. Second wife wanted me to get a reversal, so I did. If any wife asks me to change my current status down there, I'll be looking for the next wife.

Man I don't eat fast food...

Yah sure Mr McDonalds

No, we are talking about the height of manhood, the pursuit of having sons.

It is manly chat.

manly chatting is talking about your skimpy outfits and other tricks of the trade to seduce your man into knocking you up.

Edited March 30, 2016 by Caryh

[Caryh 5,206]

Domestic flight delay, coz some moron has a lighter in his checkin luggage. Odd thing is , it passed JFK security...

I just wanna get home....exhausted.

Those dang Japanese luggage checkers took my mini swiss army knife on my way back from the Philippines last trip. They were fine with it when I went to the Philippines.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Those dang Japanese luggage checkers took my mini swiss army knife on my way back from the Philippines last trip. They were fine with it when I went to the Philippines.

Yeah, they are pretty stringent here with baggage checks. Funny thing is my metal rod doesn't set off alarms in Narita or Heathrow, nor did it at JFK last year. I'm sure the whole thing was a setup. The body check "thing" was bored. After she touched me all over she wiped her gloves onto some kind of checker and it was analysed for explosives!!!!

[Caryh 5,206]

Yeah, they are pretty stringent here with baggage checks. Funny thing is my metal rod doesn't set off alarms in Narita or Heathrow, nor did it at JFK last year. I'm sure the whole thing was a setup. The body check "thing" was bored. After she touched me all over she wiped her gloves onto some kind of checker and it was analysed for explosives!!!!

Stop dressing like a suicide bomber then!

When I bring my computer briefcase with all the different cables adapters I use for work, they like to give it the bomb residue test.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Stop dressing like a suicide bomber then!

When I bring my computer briefcase with all the different cables adapters I use for work, they like to give it the bomb residue test.

Guess I will have to bin the burqa then;)

[SAT 9,609]

Entertaining a guest from HK today.

A former judge.....of the British administration.....

I wonder if he brought his wig.....

He's Frenchy's peeps....

Speaking of peeping, where's Gandalf.....