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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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oh, then you need to find her a rich geezer who's currently unmarried - what's the godfather (daughter #1) up to this decade and next?

They met when we went to HK.

You idiot, she too young for him....

H1B is the way to go if she wants to immigrate.

Duh!

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But she's from HK, it's easy to get a B2. They really should be VWP, but the Chinamen in HK ruined it for the real HK people.

Is she a bit cultured? Put her in yer house for a season, maybe some of her will rub off on Tiffany, in a greaseless fashion.

But it sounds like she's to be trotted around after arrival, without massive linkages established prior to the jump. Similar to what your current housemate attempted..

They met when we went to HK.

You idiot, she too young for him....

H1B is the way to go if she wants to immigrate.

Duh!

DoubleDuh - H1-B not have immigrant intent. Sure, there's 2 loopholes, and it IS related to fishing (of a sort).

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Sometimes I think your brain is like Tark's car, stuck in neutral. Move too slow.....


Is she a bit cultured?

Well, lets see....she was born and raised in HK, lived in England....ya think?

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Sometimes I think your brain is like Tark's car, stuck in neutral. Move too slow.....

Yikes. That's just mean ! Well, at least my cylinders are clean, so that's a plus.

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DoubleDuh - H1-B not have immigrant intent. Sure, there's 2 loopholes,

There's more than 2 loopholes ya numb nut.

That's why I say your brain is stuck in neutral.

But lets not discuss that here....

You know how many times I seen a B2 turn into an H1B while the person is in the US?

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Well, lets see....she was born and raised in HK, lived in England....ya think?

Unsure. a generation ago, sure, but currently? Really unsure. If'n she is, though - I smell a positive influence at yer domicile if'n she stays there for a season. Who knows? She might even keep the formerly-vacated Gump enclave (in the basement) super clean and hermetically righteous !

You know how many times I seen a B2 turn into an H1B while the person is in the US?

__yawn__ - not so interested, really. . .

I'm digging out and cleaning up my outdoor cooking rig at the moment, it's time to make another batch of steamed dumplings for the veterans homeless shelter give-away...

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Unsure. a generation ago, sure, but currently? Really unsure. If'n she is, though - I smell a positive influence at yer domicile if'n she stays there for a season. Who knows? She might even keep the formerly-vacated Gump enclave (in the basement) super clean and hermetically righteous !

That's up for debate.....

HK chicks are not as bad as china chicks.

They do look for "love".....

They won't pee in the streets.

Or eat ramen in the Gucci store.....

HK chicks can look good wearing a hundred dollars worth of clothing.

China broads looks like even when wearing a hundred- thousand dollars worth of .....

But moral wise, I think the Malaysian-Chinabroad has them both beat by a mile.

make another batch of steamed dumplings for the veterans homeless shelter give-away...

Use Tarklar's cat.....

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eh - I've been blessed with squirrel meat recently - lets see if'n it's enough to make 600 steamed dumplings...

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eh - my dad says it's about 9 ounces of edible meat per squirrel... unless you had the radiated squirrels, then it's 2 pounds off the bone.

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My kids sure love pancakes all right...

eh - my dad says it's about 9 ounces of edible meat per squirrel... unless you had the radiated squirrels, then it's 2 pounds off the bone.

In Arkansas, everything is edible on a squirrel...

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Dental x-rays now.....

No you asked too late :P.

eh - I'm a gonna try to focus on topics of fishing, fishing tackle, size of fish, weight of fish, cooking methods for fish. Should be a Fish Friday, afterall !

fishing is good :thumbs:

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That's not a Polish keyboard :P

Maybe it was some ancient Polish keyboard or something :lol:

Mocking non- and ancient Polish keyboards, oj tak! Reported!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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You ill-livered yokel

Bet of $Many that Tiff hasn't served you either livers or egg-yokels, no man.

1. Can I have those extra 2 hours please???

2. I had to take the Hillbilly to work. I need the truck to take boy #Many to the dentist.(cleaning time)

1. It's not in your job description, no D ma'am.

2. It and it are in your job description, si D ma'am (and rank of offspring precised, see D ma'am).

1. "the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas"

2. Hillbillies like to get up at Many.

1. Re-spamming the forums, see man! Reported!!!

2. Arisal time precised, yee-haw man.

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Phony bootleg "Polish" keyboard, fook-fake man! F1, F2, FMany, FMany correct order, should be man! 1,2,Many,Many correct order, should be man! Return to Fujian Province for factory defects, oj tak!

1. If they break the Many commandments, they can be considered heathens. And the US code, the penal law of all western nations, are based on the Many Commandments.

2. How come there's only Many #s?

1. Number of Commandments precised, see man.

2. Fook-fake defects, return to factory man!

Commandments 1,2,Many,Many,Many, and Many are nowhere to be found in our penal code.

Precisely, Nola-B. ma'am!

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.

Nor her ox, nor her hindquarters, oj nie...

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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