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N-o-l-a
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Poor Nikki. I'm a moose and NLR is a truck, how about that for differences? Must be such a pity getting old and senile.

Caryh
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Cheers

SAT
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The girls had a great time

Darnell Grand Master

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P-keyboard is numberless, oj tak.

Now quit cutting into profits, grrr man.

But you not have a p-keyboard. why keep making this stuff up? Come on - can't you, at least, regale us with other reports of especially difficult clothes washing sessions, or barter bags with your 2nd favorite resale shop ? I not ask for regular clothes washing sessions reports, either.

Personal Note - get into the Women's Cottage in the Montrose on Mondays at 10 am - you can get slacks for 1.50 ... many nwt.

Hey you 2 fallopian tubes, I didn't have any dumplings!

why, you crass, politically-insensitive, pig-lips-eatin' mongrel !!

OK - what _did_ you have for luncheon ?

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The P-keyboard might not have higher numbers, but you can most assuredly find more creative ways of representing things, like symbolically or mathematically. You could even draw pictures and upload them! Fun!

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Hey you 2 fallopian tubes, I didn't have any dumplings!

Fallopian talk! Reported!!!

1. get into the Women's Cottage in the Montrose on Mondays

2. OK - what _did_ you have for luncheon ?

1. Unfortunately somewhat the wrong direction, but gracias for tip man.

2. He didn't take any dumplings to luncheon, skinnier perhaps man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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They musta been in about Many feet of water. I'm guessing Whiting....

Racist drownings! Reported!!!

symbolically or mathematically

x2+2+2+2+2 + y2+2+2+2+2 = Algebra = national language of Algeria not Poland see and no man

What company first invented and patented the QWERTY keyboard?

Qwerty Inc., :bonk: man!

(Got it, first try, whee man)

Now WHY is everyone cutting into business time, HUH man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

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The P-keyboard might not have higher numbers, but you can most assuredly find more creative ways of representing things, like symbolically or mathematically. You could even draw pictures and upload them! Fun!

oh, i'm happy to see anything written in base 2, but he doesn't do that, often.

it'd be more funsies when showing the deconstruction down to base 2, but mostly he doesn't do that, either.

applicative uses, aye ! it's not applicative when it's used to feed into one's ocd pipelines.

What company first invented and patented the QWERTY keyboard?

it was a typewriter company - so I'll guess National Register. I know it wasn't IBM. Might have been Smith-Corona.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Darnell Grand Master

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Now WHY is everyone cutting into business time, HUH man?

What, you complaining about the noise ratio? Hey ! ME TOO !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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Darnell Grand Master

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Both of you are dum shits!

It was Remington!

Duh!

But Darklar was closer to Tarklar.

So Tarklar is a bigger dum #### than Darklar.

ya ya - i looked it up after.

there's a polish keyboard listed in the wiki entry .. omgz.

see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY#/media/File:KB_Polish_QWERTZ_PN87_Mac.svg

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Darnell Grand Master

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Btw, watching you 2 morons talk to each other, is like watching a Korean guy talk to an Ethiopian, in Bengali!

I know, right ? Noise lah...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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SAT Grand Master

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ya ya - i looked it up after.

there's a polish keyboard listed in the wiki entry .. omgz.

see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY#/media/File:KB_Polish_QWERTZ_PN87_Mac.svg

In a Polish keyboard, when you hit the space bar, it goes backspace....

Darnell Grand Master

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In a Polish keyboard, when you hit the space bar, it goes backspace....

what news of the final final CNY meal? was it tuesday night? wednesday night? Martin Yan came to town, overtook Fung's Kitchen here - many gweilo attend solo...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

 
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