The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Caryh 5,206]

Tessa was the same way when her beta died.

was she OK when her alpha died?

First pet death I dealt with as a child was Pixy, our toy poodle. My older brother jumped on her and squished her.

[Caryh 5,206]

It was an evil fish.......

Poor kid was up till midnight talking about how she loved her goldfish......

You should have been like that couple in Japan, who made their kid eat all the dead goldfish.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/17/goldfish-eat-japanese-couple-forced-teenage-girl-

[Caryh 5,206]

So my wife has been studying for the citizenship test. When things get slow at work, she was memorizing all the questions. She gets to the name one senator from your state, and texts me asking who our senators are. I reply Amy Klobacher and Al Franken. But autocorrect changes Franken to Frankenstein. I quickly reply with the correct name and mention autocorrect changed it on me. It the evening and she wants me to ask her all the questions she thinks she's memorized so far, and I get to the name one senator, and she replies Al Frankenstein LOL. Apparently she never noticed my follow up text.

[SAT 9,609]

You're lucky it's not tampo time. She'll flip and kill you....

Edited February 17, 2016 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

I have so many Tampo jokes......

AND, they're politically incorrect

[Caryh 5,206]

You're lucky it's not tampo time. She'll flip and kill you....

It would have been funny had she said Al Frankenstein in the interview. Only took her a couple days to memorize all 100 questions.

I have so many Tampo jokes......

AND, they're politically incorrect

she's been having a lot less tampo tantrums lately. I think she's learning they don't get her the results she wants.

[SAT 9,609]

Congratulations.....

[Ontarkie 14,225]

So the Tornado has been watching youtube video's of kids playing with Littlest pet shop toys.

She's telling me what she wants. How she needs her own ones. (not sisters)

This video is driving me nuts

I need to change the Jedi's wake up time he is now waking before 5

[SAT 9,609]

http://sport.woot.com/offers/boyt-harness-rifle-carbine-hard-case-15

You'll never see this price again for this rifle case.

You broads should get one for your husbands, they love you long time.....

So the Tornado has been watching youtube video's of kids playing with Littlest pet shop toys.

My daughter loves them too

But she's more Shopkins, and lately, Disney descendants.

What's next <Shrugs>

Thank heavens she hasn't discovered American Girl dolls, yet......

Speaking of playing with dolls.....where's Mr. Toilet "I dunno how to change a door handle on my car" Tark.......

[SAT 9,609]

I need mo coffee.....

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Tornado likes the shopkins also. We have a ton of Littlest pet shop toys from big sister.

She has seen the American girl dolls. Some how we got a catalog

She has walmart's version of one. That doll is destroyed so no way is she getting the real thing.

[Caryh 5,206]

I need mo coffee.....

is mo coffee anything like vc coffee? How about Curly coffee?

Speaking of coffee, I had civet coffee on my last trip to the Philippines. Even brought some home. Its very different, all that coffee flavor, but none of the bite of coffee.

Tornado likes the shopkins also. We have a ton of Littlest pet shop toys from big sister.

She has seen the American girl dolls. Some how we got a catalog

She has walmart's version of one. That doll is destroyed so no way is she getting the real thing.

One of my kids was into the Littlest Pet Shop toys years ago. She's 28 now. I'm surprised the line is still being sold.

[SAT 9,609]

Tornado likes the shopkins also. We have a ton of Littlest pet shop toys from big sister.

She has seen the American girl dolls. Some how we got a catalog

She has walmart's version of one. That doll is destroyed so no way is she getting the real thing.

Poor Tornado lol

I think the American Girl Dolls should be given when they know how to care for it.

Speaking of coffee, I had civet coffee on my last trip to the Philippines.

Trip pics now.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

So the Tornado has been watching youtube video's of kids playing with Littlest pet shop toys.

She's telling me what she wants. How she needs her own ones. (not sisters)

This video is driving me nuts

I need to change the Jedi's wake up time he is now waking before 5

I don't let my kiddo onto youtube for that reason, so many unboxings, so much more that we don't need.

One of my kids was into the Littlest Pet Shop toys years ago. She's 28 now. I'm surprised the line is still being sold.

28, you say? So how are the grandkids doing? I just turned 29 last month and I'm feeling kind of old.

[SAT 9,609]

Wait, I gotta go stop by that place.....um.....

the place with coffee, and desks, and computers....

They give me a paycheck.....

um.....I gotta step out.....