The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[SAT 9,609]

Today is the 7th day of the new year. It's "creation" day. Everybody's birthday.

So, happy birthday...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renri

[TBoneTX 45,298]

The baby actually slept Many hours last night and only woke once the night before. It is like some sort of magic is afoot.

This is NOT in his little job description and is probably an evil hoax, Nola-B. ma'am.

Laundry day.

Plagiarism of that for which we get hammered, Niki-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

1. We are all at some stage of sickness with the flu or a cold.

2. The little Dane is Many months old and still can't figure out what a pacifier is for.

Many. That is every day, at least 2 times a day.

1. Recovery soon, Nola-B. et al. ma'am.

2. Many months is a cute age, & it hasn't been added to his little job description yet, no ma'am.

Many. Plagiarism of that for which we get hammered, Nola-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,298]

we only use towels once

!!???, explain Nola-B. ma'am?!

1. The older one was great, she left the binky at about Many-Many months.

2. The turtle, if I get the binky out of her mouth for Many seconds, she's chews on everything else.

1. Age of de-binkying precised, #1 wee ma'am.

2. Timing of de-binkying precised, #2 wee ma'am. And why not offer her some Arkansas chewin'-tabacky, huh man?

Looks like Woody Woodpecker, cute topknot wee ma'am.

My cat is super happy im home.

Overjoyed miu man, si ma'am.

I got the fiend some roses. I even text her "I love you", Ew...

This is why VD should be banned, gag us man.

Oh yeah, I got her a box a Russell Stovers...

This is why you'll never be un-enslaved, sigh man.

Promise me if any of you ever write a book that you won't write Many+ pages that basically read like a collection of senior theses. My eyeballs are about to bleed.

How can one have more than Many pages, huh man? And what blood type are your eyeballs, huh ma'am?

Edited February 15, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,298]

From reading Tarks asiMany posts?

Number and quality of Tarklar posts precised, man.

And if certain Commie- and other babes fail to return to distributing their +1 inventories effectively, we shall try even harder, oh no man.

If his posts were about Scandinavian immigration.

Take that, Steveklar man.

Yep, that's Tark all right....

Got it, first try, eyeroll man.

Today is the Manyth day of the new year.

Calendar precised, sigh man.

Edited February 15, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,298]

Where is/was Ontarklar, huh man? Undergoing all-day VD, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,298]

How We Spent our VD, a Senior Thesis by Tarklar, read man:

1. Took Mrs. T-B./Mini-B. to lunch at only sit-down place where we had a coupon, enjoyable man.

2. Gave Mrs. T-B. card to remind us that she bought us cheap, hang herself man.

Many. Reminded Mrs. T-B. that we can use 2. to get her Amcit status revoked and then call the rubias, ulterior motive man. (Note: For relief in that instance, she can call the Rojo, safety-valve man.)

Many. In return, Mrs. T-B. did not give us the card that she forgot to buy for us, ADD she man.

Summary, see man. A good VD was had by all, and a better good VD was had by us by means of a nap almost immediately as we put in the next laundry load (REPORTED!!!), best VD gift ever man.

We consider VD to be an artificially constructed, highly phony plot, note man. If we have to do extra superficial garbage on an artificially recognized day to "prove" our love for someone, then what does that say about the relationship on the other Many days of the year, huh man?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

!!???, explain Nola-B. ma'am?!

Simple, I don't want to dry my face with some part of the towel that has dried my ###. Once you've hung it back up to use next time, how do you know which part is which?

[TBoneTX 45,298]

Rinse the soap off of yourself incompletely, and the Little Beesties from the hindquarters (to be wiped first) will be killed before they touch your face, see Nola-B. ma'am.

And the key is to wipe OFF the hindquarters, not UP the hindquarters, big distinction man.

Edited February 15, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,298]

Suck-up cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', all who have +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Hey what's a size "LR" in girls clothing?

http://www.rockyboots.com/kids-apparel/rocky-silenthunter-girls-fleece-jacket/HW00048.html

[TBoneTX 45,298]

Why don't you e-mail the company to ask, man?

[TBoneTX 45,298]

If nobody else shows up, we shall have no choice but to soliloquize, red alert man.

For the record, POTS business is mightily robust this morn, whee man.

[Caryh 5,206]

Simple, I don't want to dry my face with some part of the towel that has dried my ###. Once you've hung it back up to use next time, how do you know which part is which?

Wouldn't a sniff test work? And if it don't smell, does it really matter?

If nobody else shows up, we shall have no choice but to soliloquize, red alert man.

For the record, POTS business is mightily robust this morn, whee man.

I hear the POTUS wants to appoint a new judge.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Wouldn't a sniff test work? And if it don't smell, does it really matter?

Cary comes back for ### towels. Does anymore need to be said?

[Caryh 5,206]

Cary comes back for ### towels. Does anymore need to be said?

Well I use my wife's ### towels with a smile on my face.