The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[TBoneTX 45,293]

1. I made egg salad for lunch. There's leftover tortellini if he doesnt want.

2. Home reno shows make me wanna reno my house.

Many. Hubs would like a porch, we'd both like to tier or retaining wall in

1. Foreign-languaging Steveklar, Niki-B. ma'am! Reported!!!

2. Simply move your house to Nevada, Niki-B. ma'am, and avoid all the expense and disruption, si ma'am.

Many. If you get none of it, avoid shedding too many tiers, sigh but no cry ma'am.

[NikLR 13,227]

I wont cook food for my husband if he complains. Like I love a certain kind of chicken and potato. The kiddo loves it, but he doesnt. So he can eat something else when she visiting. He gets annoyed but it's like 10 days, he can deal. He hates some of my basics so I no longer make them unless I'm alone. I like it when he likes what I make for dinner.

[TBoneTX 45,293]

But do you get hurt and offended when you ask him if he liked something and he says that he didn't, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

I was going to write something about tbones poor wife but the remembered he does the laundry, the dishes, and most house and outside work... so no her lack of cilantro probably is worth it for her.

No it's not worth it....do you wanna get stuck having to sleep in the same room with Tark?

[NikLR 13,227]

But do you get hurt and offended when you ask him if he liked something and he says that he didn't, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

Depends. Most often no, I just dont make it anymore. Sometimes yes because he can get verbal diarrhea about everything that is wrong.

[SAT 9,609]

she's eating it ...

She stopped to get pork chops.....big fat greasy chuletta...

[NikLR 13,227]

No it's not worth it....do you wanna get stuck having to sleep in the same room with Tark?

for her yes, for me? No.

[SAT 9,609]

for her yes, for me? No.

How dare you degrade her like that lol

[SAT 9,609]

But do you get hurt and offended when you ask him if he liked something and he says that he didn't, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

This is like the first full ###### sentence Tark has ever typed on VJ. Every other post is about irk, polish math, laundress, GS, Nueva York, Rubio, cat .....she man he man.....#$@^%&....

[NikLR 13,227]

How dare you degrade her like that lol

She picked her spouse, I picked mine. As long as we're happy with our choices that's all that matters.

[SAT 9,609]

She didn't pick. He bought her...

[TBoneTX 45,293]

I was going to write something about tbones poor wife but the remembered he does the laundry, the dishes, and most house and outside work... so no her lack of cilantro probably is worth it for her.

She ignores the cilantro embargo, grrr or ADD she man.

No it's not worth it....do you wanna get stuck having to sleep in the same room with Tark?

Mrs. T-B. sleeps with Mini-B. more than half the time, zzz she with wee man.

Leaves more room in the bed for rubias, whee man.

Most often no, I just dont make it anymore.

[Ontarklar no read, no see ma'am] Where were you when we were single, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

for her yes, for me? No.

That's it -- our whirlwind relationship is immediately & permanently over, Niki-B. ma'am!

This is like the first full ###### sentence Tark has ever typed on VJ. Every other post is about irk, polish math, laundress, GS, Nueva York, Rubio, cat ####.....she man he man.....#$@^%&....

All are full sentences, see and comprehend man. Who ever wrote about Rubio, huh man?

She picked her spouse, I picked mine.

She bought us cheap, Niki-B. ma'am.

We can pick our nose, and we can pick our friends, but we can't wipe our friends on the furniture, si and no man.

Edited February 11, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,293]

She didn't pick. He bought her...

No, man; she bought us, man.

Edited February 11, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,293]

Helpful, educational review for those who are too Whatever to read and comprehend their own threads, man:

Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.
T-B.: What did you say?
Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.
T-B.: You bought us cheap? What the dickens does THAT mean? We're not that cheap. And don't let Immigration hear you say that.
Mrs. T-B. [frustrated]: Cheap, CHEAP! I bought you CHEAP!

Further investigation revealed that she had gone to the store and bought us a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

Mrs. T-B. sleeps with Mini-B. more than half the time, zzz she with wee man.

Can you take a hint....