The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Darnell 8,478]

Nope I'm not watching. That is something I can't understand. I will pay someone when I ever get enough money to invest.

Eh - you should get free practice trading accounts for all of the folk living in your home, make it a daily event. Sooner or later, one of the 7 of you will learn something, even from the repetitive action and studying charts. Then ya go for jugular, make some funny monies in your practice account.

[SAT 9,609]

Gnocchi pic....

[SAT 9,609]

Eh - you should get free practice trading accounts for all of the folk living in your home, make it a daily event. Sooner or later, one of the 7 of you will learn something, even from the repetitive action and studying charts. Then ya go for jugular, make some funny monies in your practice account.

Fat Janet ugly yellen is speaking to congress as we speak....

She said, Ben Bernanke is retarded....And she's rich, and, we're all poor....

[Ontarkie 14,228]

Gnocchi pic....

I will make them when the Jedi is sleeping

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

If I missed your post about yer current environs, well, I'm sorry. I get you and NOLA confused easily, I have a problem with words that start with 'N' - can't remember anything about them - and no, I'm not kidding - had something to do with the 'non' prefix, ages past, and I've never gotten over it. Someone's in Oklahoma, someone has a nursing baby - I can't keep it straight because of the N as the first letter in your username. I simply can't.

Poor Nikki.

I'm a moose and NLR is a truck, how about that for differences?

Must be such a pity getting old and senile.

[NikLR 13,227]

I made egg salad for lunch. Turned out okay.

There's leftover tortellini if he doesnt want.

Home reno shows make me wanna reno my house.

Oh and i think an in ground fence for a new dog will be ideal until we can do the actual fence. Hubs would like a porch, we'd both like to tier or retaining wall in, and just make it more useable.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm a moose and NLR is a truck, how about that for differences?

Yeah, you tard....how's that for differences....

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of tards, where's Tark.....

And where's the curry chicken I sent maria to go get....

[Ontarkie 14,228]

Speaking of tards, where's Tark.....

And where's the curry chicken I sent maria to go get....

she's eating it ...

[NikLR 13,227]

My happy Jeep!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

<yawn>

Scintillating addition to the thread, zzzZZZZZZZ man.

Morning

Almost as scintillating an addition to the thread, aren't we glad that We are here now man.

to do with the rest of the ginger?

Ginger = cilantro = VILE = destroy all supplies on Earth, that's what ma'am.

Grind the ginger into a powder, make tea, send it to Tark. He'd drink it because it's free...

We ingest nothing remotely ginger except occasionally ginger ale, firm policy man.

Man it's cold out there. It's like 0 below 0... It's like the coldest day in the history of mankind, for 201Many....until Saturday. That's going to be like 1 below. Like 10 times worse than today. What is the meaning of this. Doesn't mother nature know that the ground hog did my see it's shadow?....

It's heaven's reconfirmation of Texas Many, Nueva York (below) zero, man.

Edited February 11, 2016 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,227]

I was going to write something about tbones poor wife but the remembered he does the laundry, the dishes, and most house and outside work... so no her lack of cilantro probably is worth it for her.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

1. I was awake but was busy with a cranky boy!

2, Most the time I can do a meal for about $Many-Many unless I'm buying a fancy cut of meat then it's a bit more.

Many. Ginger [...] would rot away in my fridge

1. It's in your and his job descriptions, wee and see D ma'am.

In fact, Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. back home from preskool because of crankiness, poor wee man.

2. $Many for every meal?! You spend like a gringa, D ma'am!

Many. More likely rot out the fridge itself, vile concoction man.

1. i would like to start bringing lunch more often to work with me.

2. Half of your bloodstream is caffeine.

1. We are an expert at this, save $Many man.

2. A paltry and wholly insufficient percentage, need far more than half man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

No I meant when shopping buying family packs of meat then just separate them into ziplock bags so you save more money. So if you're doing something with chicken just once that week instead of buy a small pack with 2 breast you get a lager pack so you can freeze the rest.

I only like freezing things like cabbage rolls or lasagna. Since most of the time those take more work so I make a bigger batch to freeze on purpose for the lazy days.

Completely foreign language to Steveklar, husband of Tiff man! English-only! Reported!!!

Stretch does a great job of stretching the hills dollars....

Ontarklar = the anti-Tiff, hoorah D ma'am.

coolie labor

If you recruited some rubias, you could have hottie labor, whee man.

1. my ex and I used to buy 1/Manyth to a 1/Manyrd of a bison.

2. I want him to go get an elk to fill it with!

1. Percentages of bison precised, see Niki-B. ma'am.

Question, huh man: Are bison bought in a 2-pack, whereas a soloson is bought singly, huh man?

2. You would have him shoot Mickey Moose, huh ma'am?!

Tark has a deep freeze in his wallet, and his wife bugs him about it....

Which she will continue to no effect, knows which side the bread isn't buttered on she man.

She seems okay with living off of a house made from garage sale/thrift store finds. All the power to them.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

Hardest part will be sitting down and planning your week of meals. I used to do the whole month planned I tell you once you get the hang of it it's so nice. You don't have to spend your day trying to figure out what to make for supper.

Use of foreign language in Steveklar's presence & thread again, D ma'am! Reported!!!

you eat what I put in front of you unless it tastes really awful (which has happened maybe once).

The biggest disconnection between male & female understanding is this, see man:

Wife: Why don't you like what I cook, huh man?

Husband: Why don't you cook what I like, huh man?

We have found that wives, and indeed all non-wife female-type women, will continue to cook and serve what their menfolk don't like, in hopes that "this time" they WILL like it, fruitless insanity man.

Edited February 11, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Yep it was that. I don't get his aversion to it except maybe on a textural level?

Range is from melt-in-mouth to cannonball, versatility in presentation man.

The Hillbilly loves everything I make. If he doesn't he is smart enough to keep his mouth shut

Do not irk, cross, offend, or sneer at the cookings of the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

I'm sitting on the bowl as we speak...

Offending your hindquarters via lack of a quality, fairly priced pre-owned toilet seat, we know without looking man!

Now that...is what I call 2 birds with 1 stone

The Eagle has Crestfallened, divebomb man.