The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[SAT 9,609]

I always shampoo my hair every morning. And rinse it at night.

[NikLR 13,227]

It could be different for you and the kiddo because of your hair type too I know my kiddos fine hair looks dirty faster than mine. Maybe more so since it's wavy. I do think its kinda gross when I see girls who obviously should've washed their hair a few days ago. I get maybe a day of dirty hair when theres some oil at the scalp but oil everywhere?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Well it seems I may have just maybe broke the Jedi of waking up at Many!?! Although Many am is still to early

Now, just a minute, D ma'am: How is Many a.m. an improvement over Many a.m., huh D ma'am? Aren't you using a Polish clock, huh D ma'am?

I barely ever cook breakfast

Exceeding Tiff's output by a factor of Many, si and sigh man.

Down the street there is a little restaurant

Quoting Steveklar's regular words when no one cooks for him, so we see, see and si and sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Woke up at Many am after barely sleeping. Fell asleep around Many am. Awoken by hubs at Many:Many. Fml

This is frustrating, Niki-B. ma'am, but at least you got a minimum of :Many in extra zzz, ma'am.

And what, may I ask, did you do between Many and Many?

You would ask when the answer is obvious, man.

1. Kiddos' passport photos are ready to go. Wheeee.

2. So, I found out that one of the old neighbor's kids has the same Kindergarten teacher that my daughter had the first time around. He also can't read and she doesn't help him with it and is suggesting to move him to 1st grade. So ridiculous.

1. Wheeee, Nola-B. ma'am! When is the trip?

2. The teechur seems to be mailing it in, grrrr man.

It's actually not unusual for kids to be in the second grade unable to read it's developmentally appropriate.

There has just been to much push to get kids reading early. Now it's not to say those kids who want to read should not be taught but it's just as normal for those who aren't. The sad part is too many parents and teachers forget that.

It's actually not unusual for kids to be in the second grade unable to read it's developmentally appropriate.

There has just been to much push to get kids reading early. Now it's not to say those kids who want to read should not be taught but it's just as normal for those who aren't. The sad part is too many parents and teachers forget that.

Are we seeing double here, huh man?

Are we seeing double here, huh man?

Awe so cute.

Actually, quite yeah, cute mini-she ma'am.

So, last night, my sister was in from Philly.

My mother was expecting to have reunion dinner.

I was already fighting with Tiff....

I said to my mother, you can have all the reunion dinners you want with your daughter. My reunion dinner is at my house tomorrow. If they can't make it, too ###### bad. I am not changing my schedule because my BIL has to have dinner at his parents house tonight.

I didn't eat with anyone. I went out by myself.

Then, later, I told Tiff to get the #### out. Go stay with her sister. Go rent a room, I don't care anymore. had enough.

I told her to go eat with her sister. Why not? Tiff bought the food.....

She said a few things that almost made me think that she, like my father, is jealous of me.

She forgot that I grew up poor.

Anyway, she still thinks in the mentality of her friends. Can't see or plan past a week into the future.

I reminded her that she has a choice, and she's not helping me at all. I think Fat boy (again) reminded her how fortunate she is. I think she doesn't realize how good she has it.

And then there was her friend PC, the same one that thought she was going to buy into that restaurant? and become rich? She got into this multi-level marketing scheme, and had a great month. Tiff joining her, swearing that they're going to be rich? And PC was going to quit her job because she had a good month? remember? Well.....dead in the water, does that sum it up? But when I tried to tell Tiff that these MLMs are nothing but a scam. She wanted to kill me.

I also threw in her face that 3 years ago, everyone in Malaysia was bragging about how great the economy was. Well, how times have changed. Seems like everybody is....###### BROKE now! yeah, who saw that coming? Steve did.

6 months ago, her friends kept buying the ringgit (Malaysian currency) at 1 US- 3.75 RM. well, they lost their pants too.

You think Tiff would listen to her husband? Or her stupid dum ### friends?

I asked her, where do you see yourself 10 years from now? No answer.

5 years? no answer.

1 year? no answer.

right.....so I told her where I saw her 1, 5, 10, 20 years from now. Because I can see. I'm fortunate enough to be able to see, and plan. And I told her she's not helping. She's just pissing me the #### off daily.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 button finally, huh man? Hoorah, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

So, yesterday, I told everyone to go #### themselves, don't come, don't call, don't ###### talk to me until you learn how to respect me. I drove the point home. I said something to the tune of, if I don't see you again ever, I don't ###### care.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 button again, huh man?

You're a good person and people take advantage of it

This is the core of the issue, si man.

Sheriff issues no travel warning because the visibility is zero, the Dane says "I need to go to the store to buy tissues" and then proceeds to go to the store.

It's in his macho job description, Nola-B. ma'am.

arguing this morning about our argument yesterday.

Wouldn't the second argument cancel out the first argument, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

Turns out the store was closed

Wimps when someone fulfilling his macho job description needs tissues, grrr man.

Hey that bottle of wine, it's very good.

Careful or you'll start to post like, uh, Someone, alarm man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Now he has a runny nose, and he doesn't have tissues...

If someone ordered tissues in bulk, as with toilet paper, this might not be an issue, see man.

We don't watch football

I don't think he even knows it's on

You two are hereby shunned from Arkansan status, for shame D ma'am! Reported!!!

My daughter earlier, didn't wanna wash her hair. [...] She was crying all the way. I dunno why...

Mini-B. objects royally to warsh-hairing, typical at that age man.

At least I take showers, unlike sssome people here....(Tark).....

Mrs. T-B. typically takes two showers a day, better than the alternative man.

Once, she took Many showers, 2+1 man.

When we asked why, she got a blank look and said, "I forgot about the other one," ADD she man.

I wash my hair every 2 or Many days.

It probably takes Ontarklar that long to achieve warshing hers once, wow D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

I've been trying to be good with my own hair and washing it every Many days.

Bad Nola-B. ma'am (for schedule and P-math failure)! Bad, BAD Nola-B. ma'am!

I always shampoo my hair every morning. And rinse it at night.

We dandruff-shampoo (for prevention, vs. necessity) Sunday Monday Thursday man.

(There's nothing like an awake, lively scalp, no man.)

We use the fun stuff on the other days, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Certain -babes have been negligent in assigning duly earned +1 bonuses, grrr man.

And Ontarklar has been double-posting all day, D ma'am. Spamming the forums! Reported!!!

And Asia has been AWOL all weekend and was for most of last week, oj tak.

AWOL Asia! AWOL, AWOL Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

We had a semi-typical Sunday, si man.

We warshered/baked/folded the usual Many (2+2+1) loads, heavy alternate Sunday man.

However, there was much extra stuff, mystery man.

Mrs. T-B. was vague about this, evasive or ADD she man.

We conclude that she rediscovered stuff that she'd crammed into boxes or closets when company came over, and that she'd just remembered same, ADD she man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

For lunch, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served spaghetti & meatballs, ingest man.

However, she somehow needed Many (2+2) large pots to make it, man.

Why can't one use one pot for the spaghetti, nuke the meatballs, and dump the sauce over it, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Amidst laundry, make-lunching, pick-attiring, et al., we went to Walgreens today, we man.

We had a Many%-off coupon on regular-priced stuff, mandatory to use man.

We got much necessary and nice-to-have stuff, whee man.

With the store coupon and a couple of manufacturers', we saved $Many, glee man.

We are not the World's, but nevertheless a Cheap, Gringo, we man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

We got a nap again today, heaven man.

We have rarely seen a cat as sound asleep (on sofa downstairs) as ours, miu deep-zzz man.

'Tis really funny when all other occupants of the casa are snoring simultaneously, hee hee zzz man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Cat (who has awakened and dropped two wrappers at our feet, miu man)

prep (to include Heap Strong back-medicine, ingest man)

zzz (consequent to Heap Strong back-medicine, zzz man) man.

Mornin', you-know-whos with we-know-whats!

[SAT 9,609]

I'm up drinking my Year of the monkis Gun Hay Fat Choy coffee # 1.......

[Ontarkie 14,227]

I'm up here too, guess the Jefi was playing his mind games with me as he was up at 5 again. I wonder if I change the clock would he go back to bed??