The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Darnell 8,479]

Man would you mind telling me why am I still in the office?

Oh - I know that one -

yer waiting for the phone call from Tiffany, telling you that she just finished cooking supper and to come home..

[Ontarkie 14,364]

Wait - you have boys living there, over the age of 10 ?

Bathroom cleaning is/can be a chore. What news of assigned chores ?

It is their job when they are home for more then 10 mins. But they suck at cleaning it.

[Darnell 8,479]

Non this time.

The Hillbilly picked up a couple hams last week.

I'm running out of room in my freezer or he would of grabbed a turkey today!

wait wait - what's the size of the cold cellar, out back ?

[Darnell 8,479]

Did he at least grab your shapely hindquarters, huh D ma'am?

Good Lord - why even to mention that ? In some quarters, that's an unseemly comment between married folksen. You know all nursing moms get all of the fat burned off MOST of their body, by the 9th month of nursing, right? She's somewhere at month 19, so her hindquarters are flat, without shape.

Come On TBoneTX, please pay attention to physiological changes for nursing moms. Thanks so much, and Thanks in Advance !

2. And you probably have shapelier hindquarters than he does, si D ma'am.

Oh wow - a second instance of this ? Such a pattern !

[Darnell 8,479]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with We Know What!

This is not a sideways reference to a woman's backside, right ? Oh, I hope not !

She must miss me much....

You should drag her through a meal, somewhere, if'n she actually shows up . Give her the CNY what-for, and how !

[Darnell 8,479]

All kids need to go sledding.

No snow= no sledding.

No sledding= growing up sissy

Growing up sissy= get beat up in school

Get beat up in school= afraid of school

Afraid of school= lack of schooling

Lack of schooling= sell toilet seats in future

Don't sell toilet seats in the future.

Have snow......

hahaha. nice circular reasoning.

I am pleased to report I experienced sledding during two winter seasons, as a youth.

ah, speaking of fails, where's Dark......

eh - threat of freeze overnight yesterday, so me and 2 of the housemates went to the garden to cover things with old blankets. Then had to write a paper for class, electronically submit it before midnight.

[Darnell 8,479]

ok, meantime, why don't you get some hairplugs....

cause the rograine last year worked !

Never heard of it, and I live in guinea land.....

I know, right? That's what makes it so unique. It's a family meal dish, rarely on the menu.

[Darnell 8,479]

ok, I gotta go drop off Tiff, she can't see in the snow....then I'm going to my thuggy cousin's for dim sum.

oh, why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

(Is that politically incorrect?)

Huh ? She not have shooters glasses? Or other orange tint glasses? Wow !

[SAT 9,609]

Can you two perverted geezers stop talking about stretches azz now?

You're making fools of yourselves.

[Ontarkie 14,364]

Can you two perverted geezers stop talking about stretches azz now?

You're making fools of yourselves.

Yes I think it's time to give this one a rest!

[SAT 9,609]

You see? You two chpátos have now offended the mighty stretch...

[TBoneTX 45,831]

She must miss me much....

She love you long time spend all your money too, $he man.

1. it's against the Many Commandments.....

2. I say "do this", and he's supposed to get it done.

Many. Stop perving on Stretch.....

1. Number of Commandments precised, man.

2. Like Ontarklar yells "ham" and Hillbilly yells "hock," huh man?

Many. You're right, amazing man. We forgot her pregnancy with the Manyruplets.

Lack of schooling= sell toilet seats in future

Get filthy-rich on toilet-seat futures, invest man.

Progression of events precised, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,831]

1. I make sure we pick from the older meat first.

2. No point getting all of it if it isn't going to be eaten.

Many. Plus in this house we eat a lot of meat!

1. WCG merely piles the new atop the old, sigh man; LIFO vs. FIFO, man.

2. Ah, but if it's cheap, one should hoard it and stockpile it against emergencies, WCG logic man.

Many. Be sure to eat the oldest possum-carcass first, politically incorrect carnivorous D ma'am!

1. Tark's wife calls and leaves message.....

"guess what papi, the runways in NY are too slippery, they diverted the flight to Ecuador, si.....And there's un revolucion going on aqui, and me no can come back long time.....

2. I emptied the accounts en los bancos....."

1. Our default & conscious response: "We're calling the rubias, whee man!"

2. We guard access to these like Fort Knox, spend-like-a-gringa she man.

pasta putenesca

Gesundheit and English-only etc., Bro D man.

Edited February 5, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,831]

yer waiting for the phone call from Tiffany, telling you that she just finished cooking supper and to come home..

:rofl: , man.

Where's the +Many,000,000 button, huh man?

You see? You two chpátos have now offended the mighty stretch...

Do not irk, cross, or offend the fearsome with-or-without-shapely-hindquarters Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,831]

Inbound commute plagued with red lights and turtles, but no bored constables, grrr and whee man.

Will achieve and surpass weekly POTS quota within moments, glee man.

Situation is aided by "1-click reordering," serve the customer man.

St. Patrick's Day special promotion (buy 1 green POTS, get another half-price) helping too man.

Good way to clear out less popular models, FIFO vs. LIFO man.

People should not mistake greenness for anything else, no man.