The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Ontarkie 14,364]

Sounds like what Mrs. WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) says about WCG, amazing man.

WCG has years' worth of sale-meat in their freezers, never eat it up man.

I make sure we pick from the older meat first. No point getting all of it if it isn't going to be eaten. Plus in this house we eat a lot of meat!

[SAT 9,609]

OK, cultural/ Politically incorrect lesson/ show and tell #1.....

Trophie, Tooth 8, Darklar, and Frenchy, this is not for you. You already know.....

So, citi exec FP (female portion) just dropped off some Citi- year of the monkis Gung Hay Fat Choy red envelopes for me. These little red envelopes are stuffed with money. Then passed out by married people to little kids for luck. But the kids first have to say "Gung Hay Fat Choy" meaning, congratulations on getting rich.

Anyway Citi exec FP, had to block my other neighbor's driveway, because the bimbo is still blocking my driveway! Wt-f man.....

The take around New Year fro my kids is around a couple thousand, and I pass out a couple thousand. All new bills.

But because so many chinamen are walking around with this cash, criminal elements have grown wise to it, and Chinamen are probable targets for burglars and robbers alike. More fooks= more crime. Get it? That's another reason I hate fooks.

Citi- Year of the monkis gung hay fat choy red envelopes shown below....

[SAT 9,609]

the chinese character denotes "Fook"

which also means "fortune"

Speaking of fooks, where's Tooth 8.

I bet she's missing Singlapore right about now.

If I was her, I'd pack my and go back to where I came from.....

[SAT 9,609]

Tark's wife calls and leaves message.....

"guess what papi, the runways in NY are too slippery, they diverted the flight to Ecuador, si.....And there's un revolucion going on aqui, and me no can come back long time.....y, I emptied the accounts en los bancos....."

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Do the kids get to keep the cash or do the parents re-pocket it?

[Darnell 8,479]

So, I didn't get to tear the manager from limb to limb today. He took off like a bat outta hell after the big guy trashed him....

any more shareable info on the trashing ?

[SAT 9,609]

What does Hillbilly do when the dishwasher doesn't work?

Beat her up.....

(is that Politically incorrect?)

Do the kids get to keep the cash or do the parents re-pocket it?

that's up to the parents. Wait, don't you know all this?

I tell my daughter that she has a hundred bucks to spend or something, but I put all of it into her 529.

If you gimme your address, I'll send your kids a little red envelope.

any more shareable info on the trashing ?

besides the fact that Tark doesn't know what the he's talking about?

No.

I didn't get to trash him. He ran out like a bat outta hell yesterday before I got there.

And I'm on vacation now.

[Darnell 8,479]

And there's a chick waiting for you in Thailand to love you long time. Ya geezer....

http://news.yahoo.com/thai-police-raid-nets-32-foreign-bridge-players-072300285.html

Bridge club my azz.....

eh - my housemates haven't moved out yet, so I'm still not in the market ! But thanks for thinking of me, even if'n it was in some malformed way !

[SAT 9,609]

ok, meantime, why don't you get some hairplugs....

[Darnell 8,479]

I have a sudden craving for pasta figioli......

eh , for lunch today, try today's version of pasta putenesca, at any of yer fav dives. ask for it, even if'n its not on the menu.

To think we missed out on this:

a delivery company in Houston now has a fleet of these, I saw 11 at the car show..

[SAT 9,609]

eh , for lunch today, try today's version of pasta putenesca,

Never heard of it, and I live in guinea land.....

[SAT 9,609]

ok, I gotta go drop off Tiff, she can't see in the snow....then I'm going to my thuggy cousin's for dim sum.

oh, why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

(Is that politically incorrect?)

[NikLR 13,231]

The name of the sauce literally means #######'s sauce. So Ive been told. Er prostitute... which word makes it past the filter?

Second one! Winna winna chicken dinna

[Darnell 8,479]

Oh man after getting the boys bathroom cleaned. I took the Jedi for a nap and well slept 3 hours

Wait - you have boys living there, over the age of 10 ?

Bathroom cleaning is/can be a chore. What news of assigned chores ?

[SAT 9,609]

I love my thread

Wait - you have boys living there, over the age of 10 ?

Bathroom cleaning is/can be a chore. What news of assigned chores ?

You dum .

What does Hillbilly do when the bathroom cleaner doesn't work?