The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[SAT 9,609]

No never

He gonna look like Gandalf the Grey soon...

Right now he kinda look like Frodo...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS report, see and whee man:

Excellent GS-ing today, whee man.

Chamber of Commerce weather as stated above, Texas Many etc. man.

Stumbled upon our favorite semiannual subdivision sale, too, unadvertised man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 pants for Mini-B. = $2, fair man

-- once-used Nike snap-up jacket = $Many ($2x2x2-1), absolute steal man

-- Oneida serving-fork = $2, steal man

-- 2 1-liter bottles Colgate Total mouthwarsh (new, so shaddap man) = $Many ($2+2), deal man

-- Many-pc. (2+2) queen sheet set with penguins on everything = $Many ($2+2), steal man

-- 2 bilingual books for Mini-B. = half a buck, fair man

-- Many (2x2x2x2-1) luggage-tags, 2 nearly full boxes colored Band-Aids = $Many ($2+1), fair man

-- overstuffed pack of laser-printer business-card blanks = half a buck, steal of the day man

-- Many (2x2x2) warshcloths; new bottle Heinz ketchup; new bottle witch hazel; full can

black ground pepper; 2 pillowcases = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 & a half) = deal man

Total = $Many, highly satisfied man.

[SAT 9,609]

new bottle Heinz ketchup;

Expiration 9-1994

It was a good year for Heinz...

[SAT 9,609]

Hmmm...coincidentally, the Iditarod starts....today?

Wow, what are the chances.

Maybe that's my daughter's calling...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The roads there are likely graded to allow for run off. Does it drift to the right?

I hadn't noticed the road yesterday being graded one way or the other, but I wasn't driving so I can't say if it was the exact same issue. The one time I had it doing it to me on the highway, it is heavily banked in that area and I was just so worried the entire time that I was going to spin out.

It does it in jolts, though, and I wonder if it has something to do with the AWD?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You married a winner, si Nola-B. ma'am.

He is the best and now my basement is the cleanest it has ever been and he isn't done yet.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Expiration Many-1ManyManyMany

Contrived expiration date (or Steveklar's actual expiration date) precised, man.

Actually, the exp. date was in late August, which is fine for an unopened bottle, si man.

Hmmm...coincidentally, the Iditarod starts....today?

The Idiot-a-clod? That's YOUR calling, duh man.

He is the best and now my basement is the cleanest it has ever been and he isn't done yet.

Update the formal job description now, si Nola-B. ma'am!

And foto of job description and basement or neither happened, see and see or no no Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Oh, brother, gee man.

We warshered/baked/folded the new penguin sheets, embed tomorrow man.*

We warshered/baked/folded the bath towels, fewer loads tomorrow man.*

We warshered/baked/folded the kitchen rags & new warshcloths, Saturday man.*

*worth a +1 from Ontarklar and all casa-chica readers, shameless plug man

We did not dish the warsher until after 1 a.m., way late man.

We do NOT plan to stay up till Many a.m. to de-dish the warsher, no man.

This up-messes the usual schedule, bummer man.

We are also unsure of whether our back will abide morning de-dishing, no man.

The stress of the situation is out-stressing us, luxury to pick our own crises man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

For lunch (at >2 p.m.), we ate at Pollo Feliz*, outstanding ingest man.

As is traditional, we ingested an entire roasted chicken, how could the chicken be feliz man.

However, in thusly ingesting, we busted off the ceramic bonding from a front tooth, ugly man.

It looks worse than terrible, gag us man.

We will now have to arrange a Mexico trip for repairs, unplanned expense man.

* http://pollofeliz.com/ , see man

Edited March 6, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

The above ingestion was to celebrate (mourn) the nearly 2-year anniversary of our Ojinaga trip, want to go back man.

On every visit to "OJ," we have ingested an entire roasted chicken at one sitting at Pollo Feliz, tradition man.

On our last visit, we happily learned that OJ now has MANY (2+1) Pollo Felizes, market-expansion man.

We last ingested at one of the new ones, edge of town on main east-west thoroughfare man.

We very much enjoyed that entire trip and wish for a repeat, not feasible sigh man.

[Asia 2,498]

So I was in tears earlier. Lack of sleep is getting to me again.

My inlaws called said they would drop off the Jedi's gift. They had other plans.

I broke down as they never come by, the kids barely see them and the Jedi pretty much has no clue who they are.

Well they get here and we find out they are just going for a drive. Really ??

It's their loss. Really.

*HUGS*

Oh, and I absolutely LOVED the cake!

You did a very good job, Momma!

[Ontarkie 14,234]

It's their loss. Really.

*HUGS*

Oh, and I absolutely LOVED the cake!

You did a very good job, Momma!

Yes it is their loss!

Thank you, the Tornado loved it so much she said she wants one for her birthday

WE shall see when her birthday comes around

[SAT 9,609]

Now go make grits.

[Ontarkie 14,234]

No I'm trying to decide if I should go back to bed now or wait a little longer

[SAT 9,609]

Poor hillbilly lives in the only house in Arkansas that ain't gots no grits for breakfast....