The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

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The kid went to central park. She found Balto...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balto

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Poor hillbilly.

Did you already cut the cake for little hill?

Yes we did the cake about 4. It was great

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Cake pic...

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He needs a haircut all right....

And why is that bottle of redneck BBQ sauce empty?

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Lol because the Hillbilly is the only one who uses it, so I don't buy more

Oh and no he's not getting a hair cut

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There's a couple more pics of the kid at the museum of natural history in the bucket.....

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I need to put Howard on top the cake still.

Uh, D ma'am, do you perhaps mean Harold the Helicopter, huh D ma'am?

You shouldn't be as bad at Thomas vocabulary as everyone here is at P-math, no D ma'am.

Now, the little Turtle, she was supposed to get a shot in the butt today.

She won't be happy, no wee ma'am.

Sometimes I question the validity of these shots. Business? or Medicine?

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

We think that Public Health Departments lost their minds decades ago, Bellevue fodder man.

We also think that pediatricians everywhere are scared about negligence/malpractice lawsuits, sue the illegitimate male children man.

Remote starters when you get snow is wonderful.

Probably also in normal climes (= Texas) in summer, ready for A/C man.

The T-B.-mobile has that capability, but we haven't yet used it, si and no man.

Edited March 6, 2016 by TBoneTX

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Lol because the Hillbilly is the only one who uses it, so I don't buy more

Oh and no he's not getting a hair cut

1- poor hillbilly, how's a man supposed to eat without Bbq sauce....

2- You get little hill a crew cut!

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All right. The turtle got a shot in the butt... Actually she got a shot in the leg...

This hurts the attending parent(s) even worse than the wee man/ma'am, sigh man.

I used to send the boy out to start my car while I was getting ready for work See remote car started

Way to write those job descriptions, whee D ma'am!

1. man it's cold....

2. By next week it's Many

1. 'Twas Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2] degrees F. here today, ha man.

2. Plus Chamber of Commerce weather for GS-ing, ha man.

Texas again Many, Nueva York again zero, ha man.

Speaking about health, I know what's wrong with my left foot.

It's attached to your right leg, P-ma'am?

My husband, nice guy that he is, drove home and got the pick up and went back to pull this guy out. I was kind of worried he'd just want to relax at home with being laid off, but he has been doing a #### ton around the house.

You married a winner, si Nola-B. ma'am.

1. I started to change the rear brakes on the crv. Pulled the caliper out only to find out I have front pads, not rear....

2. I decided to take a coffee break...

1. Ha HAAAAA ha HA ha, man.

2. How can you take a coffee break when your entire life is one, huh man?

Hope no one minds this rant..

Interesting and literate entrants to this thread are most welcome, si ma'am.

Diligently study your P-math, however; your financial figures were off by $Many, si ma'am.

1. So I was in tears earlier. Lack of sleep is getting to me again.

2. My inlaws called said they would drop off the Jedi's gift. They had other plans.

Many. I broke down as they never come by, the kids barely see them and the Jedi pretty much has no clue who they are.

1. The thought of D ma'am in tears makes us sad, too, sigh man.

2. [censored], grrrr man.

Many. You, and we all, are thankful that the Many D-offspring have such a primo mommy, si D ma'am.

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Ah, speaking of museum of natural history, here's a display of Tark.....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal

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Uh, D ma'am, do you perhaps mean Harold the Helicopter, huh D ma'am?

You shouldn't be as bad at Thomas vocabulary as everyone here is at P-math, no D ma'am.

She won't be happy, no wee ma'am.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

We think that Public Health Departments lost their minds decades ago, Bellevue fodder man.

We also think that pediatricians everywhere are scared about negligence/malpractice lawsuits, sue the illegitimate male children man.

Probably also in normal climes (= Texas) in summer, ready for A/C man.

The T-B.-mobile has that capability, but we haven't yet used it, si and no man.

Yes Harold all day I've been calling him Howard for some reason.

1- poor hillbilly, how's a man supposed to eat without Bbq sauce....

2- You get little hill a crew cut!

1 he can eat the other stuff

No never

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Omnicef.

This is the organization that arose after several regional Unicef outfits merged, si man.

No he was about to say something to them

He should've, grrr man.

Yes we did the cake about Many. It was great

Undoubtedly great, D ma'am, but your clock is broken again, sigh ma'am.

Aha! We were right -- Harold, see man!

Oh and no he's not getting a hair cut

Which hair is he not getting cut, huh D ma'am?

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2. How can you take a coffee break when your entire life is one, huh man?

Don't hate, just because your life is about the shitter

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Ah, speaking of museum of natural history, here's a display of Tark.....

We make fun of Neanderthals, laughable man. We are a Great Ape, after all, see man.

Don't hate, just because your life is about the shitter

That's beneath us (and our product, the noble Pre-Owned Toilet Seat), hmmmph man.